Nick Against the World (57 Viewers)

[Holygr4le]

Disney... hm...
Slut? No doubt.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[3pac]

well you can thank united airlines, because tommorow theyll be importing one hell of a bad influence on the children into great britain

 

[Holygr4le]

Admit you drank 2 shots typing that answer!

 

[3pac]

ahha, eh--maybe. thats why im up though, im flying to london tommorow and i want to sleep on the plane so i stay up all night tonight

 

[Holygr4le]

Good tactics man. Learned it from a professional? Christ it´s nice to travel tired with a hangover. NOT.

 

[3pac]

i wont have a hangover i drink plenty of water and im not that drunk anyways. im having trouble taking anymore, i had alcohol poisoning a few weeks ago

 

[Holygr4le]

Damn those cherry chocolates.

 

[3pac]

hey my friends lucky little sister got to clean it all up

 

[Holygr4le]

I do not drink any more.
Worked as a bartender for 8 years. Ask me if I have a lever...

 

[3pac]

Do you have any pets?

 

[Holygr4le]

*laugh*
Yeah. A girl friend. Or as Bürk would have said: GF = gay friend.

Thinking about start calling my self fagmaister.

 

[Mr. Gol]

ahha, eh--maybe. thats why im up though, im flying to london tommorow and i want to sleep on the plane so i stay up all night tonight

Good tactic. I always feel miserable when I get out of the plane, so I try to feel as miserable as I possibly can the night before, so that I feel like shit anyway.

 

[mikhail]

Found this one on fark.com. Thought immediately of Pado...

 

[swag]

Andy is half drunk also....Wish I was drink as-well...But It's a bit early to get drunk 11:17am.

If you guys must know why I missed the Skype-fest last night, yesterday was my last day of work before my holiday time off kicked in. An empty bottle of Chianti and Aglianico later... I cracked open my eyes at 2am to find myself sprawled out on my couch in front of the TV watching the end of Repo Man. :sick:

What a great flick, of course.

"Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead.... So immoral, working on the thing can
drive you mad."

 

[Dragon]

Good tactic. I always feel miserable when I get out of the plane, so I try to feel as miserable as I possibly can the night before, so that I feel like shit anyway.

Lol nice tactic

But getting on a plane drunk is the worst thing you could ever do

 

[Bjerknes]

If you guys must know why I missed the Skype-fest last night, yesterday was my last day of work before my holiday time off kicked in. An empty bottle of Chianti and Aglianico later... I cracked open my eyes at 2am to find myself sprawled out on my couch in front of the TV watching the end of Repo Man. :sick:

What a great flick, of course.

"Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead.... So immoral, working on the thing can
drive you mad."

Haha that's what I'm talking about Greg. There is a drinker in all of us.

 

[swag]

Haha that's what I'm talking about Greg. There is a drinker in all of us.

Hey -- I occasionally endorse the "thinning of the herd" when it comes to brain cells. It just makes sure the ones you have left are the fittest.

 

[Eaglesnake_1]

Hey -- I occasionally endorse the "thinning of the herd" when it comes to brain cells. It just makes sure the ones you have left are the fittest.

Just be shure that you waste the blasi`s and keep the Vieiras....

 

[The Pado]

Found this one on fark.com. Thought immediately of Pado...

Thanks, bro.

Kinda like this morning when I was driving to court, had a flat tire and heard that telltale Fap Fap Fap Fap from the road. I thought "Shit, did I forget to take that shoe out of my pants?"

So I changed the fooking tire and was an hour late. Would have been worth it if I actually did fap a shoe.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

If you guys must know why I missed the Skype-fest last night, yesterday was my last day of work before my holiday time off kicked in. An empty bottle of Chianti and Aglianico later... I cracked open my eyes at 2am to find myself sprawled out on my couch in front of the TV watching the end of Repo Man. :sick:

What a great flick, of course.

"Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead.... So immoral, working on the thing can
drive you mad."

i just woke up, it's 2 PM, and there are 4 empty 40's laying near my hungover body.