Nick Against the World (28 Viewers)

[Tom]

that keeper has huge hands

 

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[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
If they are intent on keeping the giant 1980-style V neck, they should replace the color patch at the neck with fake fur to honor our people's history of hairy chests.

Good one

 

[The Pado]

"I'm no part-timer" blasts Pado

Juventuz regular Padovano raised his voice to members of the media at today's press conference when it was suggested that his shoe wanking has been falling off of late. Padovano blasted that he is a serious shoe wanker and that shoe wanking was, for him at least, a full time occupation.

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Tom ] ++
that keeper has huge hands

And you know what they say about people with big hands?

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++

And you know what they say about people with big hands?

Sure, people with big hands have big gloves. But that 'keeper has the biggest freaking gloves I've seen. His wang must be giant.

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Sure, people with big hands have big gloves. But that 'keeper has the biggest freaking gloves I've seen. His wang must be giant.

Exactly. Pado, my man, you're as worldly as you are Sweedish.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++

Exactly. Pado, my man, you're as worldly as you are Sweedish.

Oh come on. I am considered an expert on the topic of hands+wangs.

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Oh come on. I am considered an expert on the topic of hands+wangs.

I know. I'm sure you've got some Sweedish blood in there somewhere. I mean, with that many hotties, they have to have infected the entire European gene pool at some stage.

 

[The Pado]

You know, I would put Icelandic women up against Swedes any day.

 

[Slagathor]

Lemme just tell you now that all the comparisons between a man's tool and the size of his hands/feet/nose does not stack up in real life and trust me, I know. I used to use those rules as an indication when I went clubbing

 

[/usr/bin]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Lemme just tell you now that all the comparisons between a man's tool and the size of his hands/feet/nose does not stack up in real life and trust me, I know. I used to use those rules as an indication when I went clubbing

:LOL:

You should read snopes more often..

http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/size.htm

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++
:LOL:

You should read snopes more often..

http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/size.htm

Yeah well... We didn't have the internet yet in my days

Plus finding it out first hand by yourself is much more fun

 

[/usr/bin]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Yeah well... We didn't have the internet yet in my days

Plus finding it out first hand by yourself is much more fun

Ah, yes, well.. In your case it might be..

 

[Tom]

"The average Caucasian's ***** is 3.5 inches long when flaccid and 5.1 inches long when erect."

caucasian = human right?

if so....

:smug:

 

[Slagathor]

5 inches?

 

[/usr/bin]

++ [ originally posted by Tom ] ++
"The average Caucasian's ***** is 3.5 inches long when flaccid and 5.1 inches long when erect."

caucasian = human right?

if so....

:smug:

caucasian is the less hurtful term for white devil..

 

[Tom]

is also a good way of putting white devil.

And who's hurt? White devil is a cool nickname!

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Sure, people with big hands have big gloves. But that 'keeper has the biggest freaking gloves I've seen. His wang must be giant.

Those gloves do make oven mitts seem a bit diminuitive...

Speaking of fetishes for things in large sizes, question for my favorite shoe fetist:

Now we know there are subsets of people who are really into enormous women (and I mean into in every possible way here). You know, the kind of women with the size 72 underwear and the men who love them?

Well do you know if there's a sort of shoe fetist faction that is into really large women's shoes? Well, regardless of the size of their manhood, that is (not a point of necessity)...

 

[/usr/bin]

++ [ originally posted by Tom ] ++
is also a good way of putting white devil.

And who's hurt? White devil is a cool nickname!

I'm just saying that it's less hurtful.. doesn't mean that white devil is hurtful in the first place..

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
5 inches?

thats length, not circumference. There, there..... its almost believable now