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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++


argh !!!

I took those courses in High School, while I was majoring in Aquatic Ecology...and now you know why I became a police officer instead !!!!:D:D

Lets face it...those courses are usually taught by instructors who are incredibly book-smart, without much "people-skills", which makes things all the much harder
Yeah. My calculus professor is a funny guy, however he's one of the most unapproachable I have ever met. When you ask him a question he seems to not even care..."theorists" such as him should just be forced to work in a laboratory, not a classroom.
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Despite my loathing for public restrooms, I had to take a shit at the courthouse this morning. I'm going to need years of therapy to get over this.
you're lucky ....

try being in the patrol car, having this unbelieveable urge to shit, and the only place close enough to get to in time is Burger King:eek::eek::eek::eek:
 

Zlatan

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
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I never, ever in my 4 years there used my high school toiled, not even to piss.

I dont like going to public restrooms. My luck is that I can hold it in for eternity. When I'm out in the town and I need to piss I can hold it in for hours without a problem, but as soon as I get withing a 100 yards of my house the need to go increases 100 times. Must be something psychological.

Once I needed to crap really badly when I was in school, so what did I do. Left class and went home. Luckily I live only 15 minutes away.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Zlatan, I'm the same way. I spent a week in Span and could not shit. But my body knew when I was nearly home and started percolating. I barely made it through the door before the dam broke.

Another time in Mexico - where the water is supposed to give you the shits - I went looking for a open sewer to drink out of, just so it didn't hit me on the airplane. Jeezaloo I would never want to shit on an airplane again.


Vinman - (Mr. Mancini, I presume), I feel for you. When my daughter tells me she has go in certain places, I lie and tell her "the bathroom is broken".:D
 

Zlatan

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
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Yeah, when I went to Italy I couldnt shit for 3 days.

When it finally came out it was so big it felt like I was getting raped, my ass hurt for a week :frown:
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
On a similar note, when we were in Egypt my mate pissed from the 12th floor window of our hotel room. :D
Now that right there violates my number 1 rule: When in a foreign country and possibly unfamilar with the laws, customs, or culture, try not to do anything offensive with my wang.
 

Tifoso

Sempre e solo Juve
Aug 12, 2005
5,162
++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
On a similar note, when we were in Egypt my mate pissed from the 12th floor window of our hotel room. :D
We did that in college in St Louis. From the 15th floor....with no rail....drunk...

Dumb sh.it (me, not your friend)

May I ask a question---been off a few days (1st of the month, winter flu season---bombed at work:down:)

Is Incubo banned? Why? (Not passing judgement--just curious)
 

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