Nick Against the World (29 Viewers)

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++


Of course. I hope you didn't take it the wrong way.

Actually I love that and see it as a compliment. I just wanted to clarify.

BTW, my 2 year old gets a kick out of my antics and what she thinks is more important that what colleagues think about my ape-like actions

 

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[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Menace ] ++
Not retarded, so what if i created a tangled web of thoughts into a simple one, two, three

Interesting. What if banana joe monkey punch bowl wank in two shoes fappity fap? And then we would oat bran pig muffin these cow chips are making me itchy and fungus. That would be a real coffee can of dung beetle lime in da coconut, ya.

 

[Seven]

I just spent an entire afternoon playing PES. I had set up the tournament so that if I won every game the final would be Juventus-Milan. I beat my brother every single time and thus I had my perfect final.

Milan won. The ****ing moron wins one game.

 

[The Pado]

PES? Is that the game where you try to pull up your zipper faster than your opponent without chunking your unit? I hate that game.

 

[Seven]

Thank god it isn't.

 

[Menace]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Interesting. What if banana joe monkey punch bowl wank in two shoes fappity fap? And then we would oat bran pig muffin these cow chips are making me itchy and fungus. That would be a real coffee can of dung beetle lime in da coconut, ya.

Okay...Pigs can't look up to the sky...ya.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Menace ] ++


Okay...Pigs can't look up to the sky...ya.

Good point. You can't put on shoes with getting cummy feet.
Fappity Fap Fap, Fap Fap.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++
Thank god it isn't.

Have you ever chunked your unit in your zipper?

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Don't give up your day job amico mio...you are pronouncing it like an Anglo would pronounce an Italian word: the wrong way...its not POOR-KI its POR-CHEE

The Wanking Sheep from Padova is right

Gosh dang it. :redface:

Learn something new every day.

Thanks guys.

 

[The Pado]

Us Venetians do know how to insult those porcine Romans, ya know.

 

[Menace]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Good point. You can't put on shoes with getting cummy feet.
Fappity Fap Fap, Fap Fap.

There's more to the world then wanking you know

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Us Venetians do know how to insult those porcine Romans, ya know.

You're Veneziano?

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Menace ] ++


There's more to the world then wanking you know

I agree. There's football, family, friends, cigars, wine, bierra ala spina, wanking in shoes, sex with hot chicks, sex with fat chicks if you are Nick, sex with boys if you swing that way, and then there is that one phrase we love to hear . . . the most beautiful phrase in the English language . . . "Not Guilty", and pretending it's just another day at the office as the jurors quietly file out, and hope that juror no. 5 doesn't realize that she's missing a shoe because when it all comes down to it, masturbating in shoes really is more important than all that other stuff.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++

You're Veneziano?

Sure, you didn't get that from my last name? Padova, in the Veneto region, two train stops from Venezia. Padova - Mestre - Venezia.

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


I agree. There's football, family, friends, cigars, wine, bierra ala spina, wanking in shoes, sex with hot chicks, sex with fat chicks if you are Nick, sex with boys if you swing that way, and then there is that one phrase we love to hear . . . the most beautiful phrase in the English language . . . "Not Guilty", and pretending it's just another day at the office as the jurors quietly file out, and hope that juror no. 5 doesn't realize that she's missing a shoe because when it all comes down to it, masturbating in shoes really is more important than all that other stuff.

What Life is All About by Paddy Vano

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Sure, you didn't get that from my last name? Padova, in the Veneto region, two train stops from Venezia. Padova - Mestre - Venezia.

I love Padova...been there twice. Venezia, 3 or 4 times.

One of my great grandmothers was Venziana.


Favorite wine from the region? (I ask everybody that. On honeymoon, we did a tour of Italy, making sure to get the "right" wine at least once in each region--although I am a major Chianti and Rossese di Dolc'acqua fan).

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++



What Life is All About by Paddy Vano

That's pretty much it I like to keep it simple.

Anyway, time for lunch & a cigar. I'll be back. Come get me if Claire shows up, the little fooker.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++




Favorite wine from the region (I ask everybody that. On honeymoon, we did a tour of Italy, making sure to get the "right" wine at least once in each region--although I am a major Chianti and Rossese di Dolc'acqua fan).

IMO, not a great region for wine, but one for Grappa

I too love the Chianti, and the Brunello, but then Tuscany really is unrivalled in wine producing in Italy.

 

[Menace]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


I agree. There's football, family, friends, cigars, wine, bierra ala spina, wanking in shoes, sex with hot chicks, sex with fat chicks if you are Nick, sex with boys if you swing that way, and then there is that one phrase we love to hear . . . the most beautiful phrase in the English language . . . "Not Guilty", and pretending it's just another day at the office as the jurors quietly file out, and hope that juror no. 5 doesn't realize that she's missing a shoe because when it all comes down to it, masturbating in shoes really is more important than all that other stuff.

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++



IMO, not a great region for wine, but one for Grappa

I too love the Chianti, and the Brunello, but then Tuscany really is unrivalled in wine producing in Italy.

Agree absolutely.

When you get back (I don't want to keep you) a question:

Have you ever seen Fattoria del Teso wines in the US?