Nick Against the World (92 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
Actually I'm with Nick on the Clive Owen thing when it comes to Paul

Each to his own....I'm not very familiar with Clive Owen so I'm not so sure.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Thats being too nice....plus Nic Cage is too old to play yours truly.

My casting would be spot on .. something like this...

JUVENTUZ.COM: THE MOVIE

Michael Chiklis as Padovano
Tony Danza as Sergio
Chuck Zito as Vinman
Andy Milonakis as Don Bes
Clive Owen as Shadowfax (hey thats the way I picture that Gobbi bastard)
Jerry Seinfeld as Martin
Ryan Seacrest as Erik (or one of his older brothers: Ronald or Frank)
Salma Hayek as Fabiana
Seann William Scott as Burke
David Spade as Andy
Jeremy Davies as JaeCole (that one is fvkcin spot on casting)
Ashlee Simpson as Blandest/Claire
Charlize Theron as Emma
Andy Dick as Fliakis
Kato Kaelin as Zlatan
The Undertaker from WWF as Majed

Too bad that is right on the money for me. But Andy Richter would make a better "Andy."

I like the Padovano call though.

 

[Bjerknes]

You guys are doing piss poorly at casting me.

Burke, your retarded.

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
And Fabiana...............................you're beautiful.

I dont know if I should be honored because this is coming from the guy that thinks everyone at Juventuz.com is beautiful

but thanks

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
You guys are doing piss poorly at casting me.

Burke, your retarded.

Id go with Napoleon Dynamite

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++


I dont know if I should be honored because this is coming from the guy that thinks everyone at Juventuz.com is beautiful

but thanks

Not at all. Only you, Hoori, and Emma are beautiful from what I have seen. And you lot are indeed beautiful.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++


Id go with Napoleon Dynamite

I don't understand. I look, act and feel nothing like that fvck.

Define.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
You guys are doing piss poorly at casting me.

Burke, your retarded.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++

And if you question that, your indeed retarded.

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


I don't understand. I look, act and feel nothing like that fvck.

Define.

Chill it was just a joke

Owen Wilson could be you if it makes youfeel happy

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


I don't understand. I look, act and feel nothing like that fvck.

Define.

Nadgie.

I like Andy Richter. BUT........ what about.................Owen Wilson, the cat from Behind Enemy Lines.

You just dont have that crooked nose.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++


Chill it was just a joke

Owen Wilson could be you if it makes youfeel happy

Well, supposedly I dont look like him either.

Martin and Erik would probably say Giovanni Ribisi because I supposedly sound a lot like him.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++


Chill it was just a joke

Owen Wilson could be you if it makes youfeel happy

Owen Wilson would have to gain at least 2 cup sizes to play the part though.

 

[Dragon]

Owen Wilson's only flaws are his nose and his height

 

[Bjerknes]

Right...

Now if you excuse me I have some calc to understand.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Right...

Now if you excuse me I have some calc to understand.

One more post and you get 15K

Skype in like 30?

 

[Dragon]

Do a dedication

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Do a dedication

Da, do it up buddy.

 

[Vinman]

++ [ originally posted by inferis ] ++
vinman as himself.

Thats right, I would be a difficult role to play for any actor...


Ernie, from Sesame Street would play you well, inferis


Gotta agree with Nicola about Ashlee Simpson playing Claire- both are so annoying

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++


Gotta agree with Nicola about Ashlee Simpson playing Claire- both are so annoying

And so nasty looking.