I could help with tech side but I wont because you have no idea how lazy I am. And it don't think it is that hard, its just if you are totally not a computer person it will really bug you and you wont be able to handle it. If you are technical minded at all you could figure it out.
Maybe it will be a return of the Mac
Must say though, dissapointed to see Nick/Paul etc arent making bids. That would have been interesting. A new non-member will probably kill the place, post loads of stupid threads, change rules and generally suck shit from a dead monkeys ass.
Cole cant you do it?