Nick Against the World (56 Viewers)

KB824

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Sep 16, 2003
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I'd like to announce that in return for not filing a lawsuit against him, I've been offered, and will accept an exclusive sponsorship deal from Andrea Becchi strap on Dildos, Inc.

The deal is this. I will be given a brand new Banana Republic wardrobe for the next 5 years, and the original plaster cast that was used to make the apparatus (Autographed, of course) and in return, all I have to do is wear the apparatus on my head. Every other tuesday, on odd months, every other year.
 

jaecole

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Apr 7, 2005
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For a self proclaimed 'master of the English language', I find his complicated ‘words and structure’ average at best. And more often than not he doesn’t actually make sense, like the last piece.
He's trying to impress you Fabi, give him a break ;)

Burke putting the period outside the quotation in that instance is perfectly fine. Always inside hasn’t always been the standard but is now, or so I’ve been taught.

Emma you are right, he does avoid them. ;)

Sergio if you are learning guitar, Hotel yorba by the White Stripes, anything by the Beatles or anything by Oasis are good ‘starting’ songs.

More importantly, did you hear Liverpool are going to win the CL final and I'm going to score with Blandest? :cheesy:
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
For a self proclaimed 'master of the English language', I find his complicated ‘words and structure’ average at best. And more often than not he doesn’t actually make sense, like the last piece.
He's trying to impress you Fabi, give him a break ;)
Ever heard of something called irony? If so, your activated neurons would realize it's only a joke.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
I'd like to announce that in return for not filing a lawsuit against him, I've been offered, and will accept an exclusive sponsorship deal from Andrea Becchi strap on Dildos, Inc.

The deal is this. I will be given a brand new Banana Republic wardrobe for the next 5 years, and the original plaster cast that was used to make the apparatus (Autographed, of course) and in return, all I have to do is wear the apparatus on my head. Every other tuesday, on odd months, every other year.
That was not the agreement Sergio. And since you breached the contract, you must now become my main salesman for the undersized dildos.

You'll do a fine job.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
I didn't say it wasn't a joke. Hardly thought you were serious about setting up a dildo corporation.
How could I not be serious when I started the corporation three years ago?

The joke is my masterful knowledge of the English language.
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++


    EDIT: BTW, I'm in highschool, I have plenty of free time. But you on the other hand, are a grown man with a job (or so you claim). What does that say about your life?
    Really..because based on your reasoning and logic I would guessed elementary/primary school. You should be sure...maybe the school is playing an evil joke on you and your graduation is actually your 6th grade grad.
    What does it say about me...
    that I am lucky enough to live in Italy....have time to fek around on the net and still get paid well enough to afford a spacious appt. in Rome...oh wait that is paid by my employers...I don t really pay rent ...
    my bad.

    Poor me Zlatty...life sucks.
     

    Zlatan

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    Jun 9, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


    Really..because based on your reasoning and logic I would guessed elementary/primary school. You should be sure...maybe the school is playing an evil joke on you and your graduation is actually your 6th grade grad.
    What does it say about me...
    that I am lucky enough to live in Italy....have time to fek around on the net and still get paid well enough to afford a spacious appt. in Rome...oh wait that is paid by my employers...I don t really pay rent ...
    my bad.

    Poor me Zlatty...life sucks.
    Thats what you say. I personaly dont believe a single world that comes out of your mouth (or fingers in this case): As far as I'm concerned you're just a nobody with an inferiority complex. But hey, if this Internet forum, and the fact you think you're a somebody here, keeps you from ending your life, than by all means, go right ahead.
     

    Azzurri7

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    Dec 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++


    Its quite funny its YOU who says it
    No seriously, Explain me what do you mean by Great Minds??

    Oh, hold on, I know...

    -Insulting People and Bash them just like Blandest.

    -Or Try to be Smart-ass by bashing (Nick,Burke,Andy)

    -Or I can Just talk BS.

    Does this makes me Great-Minder???

    Wake up Sweetheart, we are in 21st Century.......
     

    Dragon

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    Apr 24, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by azzurri7 ] ++


    No seriously, Explain me what do you mean by Great Minds??

    Oh, hold on, I know...

    -Insulting People and Bash them just like Blandest.

    -Or Try to be Smart-ass by bashing (Nick,Burke,Andy)

    -Or I can Just talk BS.

    Does this makes me Great-Minder???

    Wake up Sweetheart, we are in 21st Century.......

    1. Saying "hahahahaha you suck" is barely an insult. And I do believe Blandie is smarter than you.
    2. I havent bashed Nick, Andy or Burke, in fact I was just teasing them, and you could ask any of them if they hate me or not.
    3. I didnt get that last point you tried to make so Ill just ignore it.

    And like that rap song says: You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me
     

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