Nick Against the World (97 Viewers)

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
so we cant go wanking around town if you are ever in the area?

Dan, I would be happy to go out, wanking on the town with you. Drinking beer, stealing shoes and having a wank - life is good.

 

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[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


don't be such a sh*t..I won't laugh at your high pitched biatch voice. Seriously though we discussed the fact that your a paranoid case when it comes to this...No one will crash at your place except me Kevin: don’t worry. Also, no European who gets arrested in the mean streets of Raleigh will proudly tell the officer: “My lawyer is Padovano Fecker! Now write THIS up.”
Besides you spoke to Oaks…oh yeah and for an added incentive..every ‘talker’ got a “BONUS”

What type of microphone is required?

 

[Dragon]

Yeah Burkey's voice is like a little teen

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


What type of microphone is required?

One that could double as a vibrator :cheesy:

but seriously..ask the Geeks.

I got Balky to steal me one

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Dan, I would be happy to go out, wanking on the town with you. Drinking beer, stealing shoes and having a wank - life is good.

That means so much to me. Do you think you could keep up (wanking) with a fifteen year old?

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


That means so much to me. Do you think you could keep up (wanking) with a fifteen year old?

I don't know for sure, but I will do my best to keep up. Just don't expect me to have two wanks in one day.

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


I don't know for sure, but I will do my best to keep up. Just don't expect me to have two wanks in one day.

Two in one day? How about 4 in an hour and a half?

 

[Dragon]

Whats the deal with Paris Hilton being on the cover of Playboy?

 

[Zlatan]

There's an editorial or something about her AFAIK. Sh did not, however, pose nude for playboy.

 

[Dragon]

Oh ok. To think I was about to buy it yesterday -just because its weird to see an usual face on the cover of that magazine

 

[Zlatan]

I bought playboy just because of Jamie Presley

 

[Dragon]

Ive never bought one. Do you have to be 18 or something?

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
I bought playboy just because of Jamie Presley

is that your new obsession after Zlatan?

 

[Zlatan]

When was Zlatan my obsession Nicky boy? Elaborate.

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Ive never bought one. Do you have to be 18 or something?

No. It's softcore anyways, no real porn in there. Penthouse tho...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++


No. It's softcore anyways, no real porn in there. Penthouse tho...

In the States, you still have to be 18 to buy Playboy.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
When was Zlatan my obsession Nicky boy? Elaborate.

I assumed you were into sweaty guys Zladdy

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


I assumed you were into sweaty guys Zladdy

No Nicky boy. I know you're trying to feel out my pulse because you're in love with me, btu I dont swing that way. Sorry man, but you'll have to find someone esle to fantasize about. I hear Don Bes is available.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
I know you're trying to feel out my pulse because you're in love with me,

Don't flatter yourself, dick.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Yeah Burkey's voice is like a little teen

WHAT!!??!?!?!

I don't think so, sweety.