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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
    So one night, when I was a kid, the cops came to the house. They wanted to know if my older brother was around. My father explained that he was at military school in pennsylvania (a bad kid that needed military school, I might add). Why?

    The cops explained that they had just been over to Karski's house where some unknown person threw a sack of meat through his front door. Karski was certain the culprit had to be Padovano. What makes you so sure? Karski said, "well, I tasted the meat and it was very sweet, and I know that Padovano's father owns a restaurant." The cops and my father had a good old laugh about that moron tasting the meat.

    Would you taste anything that a vandal threw through your door?
    hmmm...well when I wrote my last exam in law school my 'New Rochelle' Guido friends who still hung around the same neighborhood since we were 7 decided they would get the 'kid who went to the city' a graduation gift that no one could match. (These guys were the ones that we all know ... talk like dis...don't **** with my FAHDDER...etc). Anyways, I heard two knocks on my appt. door..opened it...nothing.
    Two more knocks..before I opened it (the door was already unlocked) the door flung upon and an Eastern European "Dame" greeted me compliments of Mike M., Sal and Tony V.

    In this case vandals threw a nice Russian Madame through my door..
    your question Pado was...

    Would you taste anything that a vandal threw through your door?
     

    KB824

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    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


    hmmm...well when I wrote my last exam in law school my 'New Rochelle' Guido friends who still hung around the same neighborhood since we were 7 decided they would get the 'kid who went to the city' a graduation gift that no one could match. (These guys were the ones that we all know ... talk like dis...don't **** with my FAHDDER...etc). Anyways, I heard two knocks on my appt. door..opened it...nothing.
    Two more knocks..before I opened it (the door was already unlocked) the door flung upon and an Eastern European "Dame" greeted me compliments of Mike M., Sal and Tony V.

    In this case vandals threw a nice Russian Madame through my door..
    your question Pado was...

    Would you taste anything that a vandal threw through your door?
    Nick, don't tell me you "tasted" what was at the door. And you know what I mean. Its all well and good in 99.99% of the time, but NOT when either

    A) You paid for it

    or

    B) It was pre-paid for you upon delivery
     
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    IncuboRossonero

    IncuboRossonero

    Inferiority complex
    Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


    Nick, don't tell me you "tasted" what was at the door. And you know what I mean. Its all well and good in 99.99% of the time, but NOT when either

    A) You paid for it

    or

    B) It was pre-paid for you upon delivery
    don't worry I'm picky with the bakala....but you get my 'thing'
     

    KB824

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    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


    don't worry I'm picky with the bakala....but you get my 'thing'
    Oh, of course I do, my compadre.


    Funny story.


    Back when i was 16 and in need of a job, I applied at the local Taco Bell on Mineral Spring Ave. in North Providence, or as the GUIDOS of the day used to call it, NAWT PRAHIVDENZ.

    But I digress.....


    Anyway, back to the story. I filled out an application, and in the "hobbies and personal interests" section of the app, I filled out the Latin term for the act which we are currently discussing. The assistant manager, who happened to be a pettite red-headed female, skimmed through the app and quizzically looked up at me and asked "In the hobby section, what exactly is cunni.........".


    I told her, and naturally, i got the job:cheesy:

    Along with my first red-headed experience.




    (Something to look out for. When the freckles are moving REALLY fast, they almost look like constellations:D)
     

    KB824

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    OK, Final post for the night.

    Did any of my American friends here, or anyone who follows American college football for that matter, happen to notice that Matt Leinart, the 2004 Heisman trophy winner and Quarterback of the NATIONAL CHAMPION USC TROJANS (sorry Andy) decided that instead of skipping his final year of college and enter the NFL Draft, where as an almost certain #1 overall selection, he would have been guaranteed a 15-20 million dollar signing bonus along with a 7 figure annual salary for the next 6 years, he decided to return to school to get his degree and try to lead USC to a 3rd consecutive national championship??


    Quite admirable, if you ask me.
     

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