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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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I just stopped laughing. I had been laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my cheeks. I was laughing so hard that my stomach actually hurt. Yes, I was reading Nick's blog about Donny Balls and Balky.

OMG, his sacks did not move, but the ham did fall out of his teeth.

Holy Shit. Thanks for that.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Game of PING PONG

Hacking *cough* defending is best described as forwards who are warned NOT to pass the mid-field line.

P.S. As far as I'm concerned our GREAT HOMELAND is split up as such

EAST COAST..NY, NJ, VERMONT, NEW HAMPSHIRE..blah blah

WEST: CALIFORNIA..WASHINGTON...YADA YADA


CHICAGO

The rest is simple...

You either fall into the BANJO PLAYING COUSIN MARRYING
MID-WEST

or Pokie lynching SOUTHERN HICKLAND
Well, the cousin marryers are usually found in West Virginia. There is a town in WV called Berkeley Springs; a town which two families created, and lets just say that not one member in the family was "left out of the fun". Population? About 1000.

Add on to Chicago the Detroit Metropolitan area. How could somebody leave out such a smog and criminal producer? But it's such a beautiful place anyway. :touched:
 

Majed

Senior Member
Jul 17, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~grahambae/Ruse Soccer.avi

You'll have to excuse the patriotism in the opening shot; that was straight after World Cup 2002.

I'm the one who catches it on the way down from the library verandah (this was at our high school). I didn't have much hair at the time cos that was a few weeks after I'd shaved it
Awesome Graham :cool:
 
Sep 28, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Still waiting....for answers
ok, here:

1. I talk to myself quite often.

2. My middle name is Rocco.

6. That was me in the picture with Saint Alessandro Nesta.

11. I once offered Balky 20 Euros if he would pickpocket a dude with a Juve jersey.
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by BayernFussball ] ++



    Tell your dad I said hi.
    What kind of a "jab" is this??

    In case you didn't notice:

    I'm not Muslim

    I'm not from the Middle East

    I'm Italian

    I'm from New York (which would make me despise everything about that picture)

    ....

    At least Dandy tries...even if too hard.

    You just don't have a clue ... or maybe you are like most young boys of our great nation who can name all the members of N Sync but can't tell the difference between an Italian..an Asian and a middle eastern person...
    "They are all OUTSIDERS to you right Jethro!"

    God HELP US (America)
     

    Bjerknes

    "Top Economist"
    Mar 16, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++

    At least Dandy tries...even if too hard.

    You just don't have a clue ... or maybe you are like most young boys of our great nation who can name all the members of N Sync but can't tell the difference between an Italian..an Asian and a middle eastern person...
    "They are all OUTSIDERS to you right Jethro!"

    God HELP US (America)
    Me trying to hard is like you accepting that Milan is not the king of Italy......never gonna happen. And frankly I have no idea how you perceive your theory of 'tries too hard', cleary showing presumptions which lead me to believe you try to hard at making stuff up. ;)
     
    Dec 27, 2003
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    Great, I leave for a few days only to see my silly spliff-smoking mug displayed on this thread on my return (ah well, at least Pado seemed to like it). I don't know if it's still worth for me to resume the convo where I left it but I'll briefly do it anyway just to put you all to sleep.

    Pado,

    I can’t believe there is still such a thing as prejudices against Italians in America (“in this day and age???”…to quote Joe Pesci). You are a lawyer (and a father too if Im not mistaken), i.e. someone who got himself an education and a good job to take care of himself and his family, and those schmucks make insinuations? I can tell you I wouldn’t let any Belgian here get away with it (not that any of them is likely to treat me that way in the first place). I belong to the small category (at least in this country) of self-employed people. In the socialist paradise that is Belgium, the self-employed are those ppl who see half their earnings swallowed up by taxes that will finance the generous welfare checks of those 13% of Belgians that know better than to get a job (see also my rant on Nick's blog). Who knows, in the future I might even start a business and actually help boost a bit the (stagnant to say the least) growth rate of this country. So as far as Im concerned, the locals should at worst show some gratitude. The world is full of Italian immigrants who left a tangible, positive mark. The next PM here might very well be a certain Elio Di Rupo, and in your country as well Mr Rudy Giuliani stands a chance of running for the Presidency in 2008. I guess we Italians are immoral and compromised to the point that the Belgians and the Americans have decided to let us run the show for them.


    Vinman,

    I am very well aware that Italian Americans are policemen, employees, lawyers, mayors etc. They are represented at every level of American society. In fact they make up the backbone of America, and we could go as far as saying that they are even more American than other Americans. Which is why one may wonder why, for instance, some feel the need to open "Sicilian" pastry shops where they serve peanut butter covered cannoli and Ben & Jerries' "gelato" or sell tee-shirts in the local Little Italy with the names of all the gangsters since the Prohibition on them. Anyway Im just giving you examples from my personal experience, which may of course not be representative of the wider population. I apologize if you felt offended by my previous posts, as that wasn’t my intention.
     

    Vinman

    2013 Prediction Cup Champ
    Jul 16, 2002
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    ++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
    Great, I leave for a few days only to see my silly spliff-smoking mug displayed on this thread on my return (ah well, at least Pado seemed to like it). I don't know if it's still worth for me to resume the convo where I left it but I'll briefly do it anyway just to put you all to sleep.

    Pado,

    I can’t believe there is still such a thing as prejudices against Italians in America (“in this day and age???”…to quote Joe Pesci). You are a lawyer (and a father too if Im not mistaken), i.e. someone who got himself an education and a good job to take care of himself and his family, and those schmucks make insinuations? I can tell you I wouldn’t let any Belgian here get away with it (not that any of them is likely to treat me that way in the first place). I belong to the small category (at least in this country) of self-employed people. In the socialist paradise that is Belgium, the self-employed are those ppl who see half their earnings swallowed up by taxes that will finance the generous welfare checks of those 13% of Belgians that know better than to get a job (see also my rant on Nick's blog). Who knows, in the future I might even start a business and actually help boost a bit the (stagnant to say the least) growth rate of this country. So as far as Im concerned, the locals should at worst show some gratitude. The world is full of Italian immigrants who left a tangible, positive mark. The next PM here might very well be a certain Elio Di Rupo, and in your country as well Mr Rudy Giuliani stands a chance of running for the Presidency in 2008. I guess we Italians are immoral and compromised to the point that the Belgians and the Americans have decided to let us run the show for them.


    Vinman,

    I am very well aware that Italian Americans are policemen, employees, lawyers, mayors etc. They are represented at every level of American society. In fact they make up the backbone of America, and we could go as far as saying that they are even more American than other Americans. Which is why one may wonder why, for instance, some feel the need to open "Sicilian" pastry shops where they serve peanut butter covered cannoli and Ben & Jerries' "gelato" or sell tee-shirts in the local Little Italy with the names of all the gangsters since the Prohibition on them. Anyway Im just giving you examples from my personal experience, which may of course not be representative of the wider population. I apologize if you felt offended by my previous posts, as that wasn’t my intention.
    Not a problem, Kaiser...

    We all know that there is good and bad in every nationality, race, occupation, etc, etc...............
     
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    IncuboRossonero

    IncuboRossonero

    Inferiority complex
    Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
    Which of these facts about INCUBO is true??

    1. I talk to myself quite often.

    2. My middle name is Rocco.

    3. I once got arrested.

    4. A close relative of mine was charged under the RICO Act.

    5. I'm actually 6'1

    6. That was me in the picture with Saint Alessandro Nesta.

    7. I moved to Rome as part of the FBI's Witness Protection Program.

    8. I haven't eaten chicken in 8 years.

    9. I CUT DOWN to 6 espresso's a day.

    10. I appeared as an extra in a Mob movie.

    11. I once offered Balky 20 Euros if he would pickpocket a dude with a Juve jersey.
    Emma...take a stab at this Spicey
     

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