++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
It's all shit on a shingle, now you obese westerners start eating the corn out of your own stool and stopping wasting food. . .
Actually, the reason the corn appears to be intact in your stool is because the shell of the corn kernel is made of cellulose, which is undigestable by humans, so the outer yellow casing comes back out intact
++ [ originally posted by River ] ++
KFC tastes nice even though the food is made from mutated killer chickens
I've heard they have no beaks or feathers, but that sounds like an urban myth to me...
++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++
Anyone else seen "Supersize Me"? It's going to win best documentary at the Oscars. Scary film.
I was actually quite interested in seeing it; hopefully I'll get around to it. Speaking of the Oscar for best documentary, was Fahrenheit 9/11 not submitted for the award because Michael Moore wanted it to air on TV before the elections? I've heard that airing a documentary within nine months of its theatrical release isn't permitted...