Nick Against the World (47 Viewers)

[The Pado]

And I swear, if Sherwin says, "I don't even like the 49ers, I like Jay Vagina's Chicago Bears because I passed through Chicago once on the Greyhound Bus and saw a homeless drug addict buying dope from Rikety Cricket. It was sooooo cool" I will break my leg off at the knee in Swag's asshole.

 

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[swag]

I like me some Harbaugh, but the he also has Chicago Bears roots as well. And I might like the 9ers, but it's Da Bears. Always.

Rickety sez, "I'm like Tim Tebow, just replace the 'Christian Fellowship Zombie' parts with 'Meth Zombie'."

 

[The Pado]

Rickety Cricket has an exoskeleton. I remember when he was a priest.

 

[swag]

Didn't he used to hang out with Pornocchio?

 

[The Pado]

In 2009, Joe Paterno fucked me in the ass

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Don't you mean Jerry Sandusky....in 2002?

You were about 10 then, right?

 

[.zero]

Sandusky has the pedo world up in arms. You have the one side of pedos who have enshrined him into the pedo hall of fame. While the opposing faction consisting of NAMBLA and other power groups feel that Sandusky has destroyed everything pedos have worked for in the past 60 years.

 

[swag]

Hey -- I've been through Sandusky, Ohio. The whole town is full of pedos. They even have an amusement park at the end of the pier, looking out over Lake Erie, for trapping unsuspecting kids. I just knew that their new ride, called "Jerry's Lap," sounded too suspicious...

And whatever you do, don't order the popcorn. The name "Dick in a Box" would be more accurate, but it scares the kids.

 

[.zero]

I always envisioned the pedo HOF being in the midwest

 

[swag]

I always envisioned the pedo HOF being in the midwest

...in Gacy's crawlspace.

 

[.zero]

Hiiiiiiiiiyyyoooooooooooooooooooo

 

[The Pado]

Sandusky, Ohio is going to give serious thought to a name change, but Six Flags over Jerry's Crotch is keeping the "Jerry's Lap" ride for the forsseable future.

BTW, Mike Burke, it was Paterno, not Sandusky, that zapped my ass.

 

[swag]

So when's Jerry's autobiography coming out? I hear it's gonna be called "Gape Expectations".

 

[.zero]

Where the pack at?

Clay Matthews and AJ Hawk on next months issue of "Chixxx wit dixxx"

 

[The Pado]

Something wrong with Chicks sportin' dicks? Need I remind that this is the most tranny-friendly forum in the football universe?

 

[The Pado]

Yet again I come back to find you bitches sleeping at the wheel. It's like you want this thread to die. I see Andy on Facebook, all pissed off the Obama is alive, and more pissed off that Republicans suck, and pissed off that Ron Paul gets no air time or love from the media. But, at least I see Andy. Burke has gone quiet. Underground with his alcoholic terror cell. Dru is too afraid to talk shit out of fear he might jinx his Giants before the "Big Game"*

*"Big Game" is copyrighted by the National Football League. Any unauthorized use of "Big Game" without the consent of the National Football League is actionable under U.S.C . Sect. 51-1112.

Does your asshole ever start hurting in the middle of the night?

 

[swag]

Something wrong with Chicks sportin' dicks? Need I remind that this is the most tranny-friendly forum in the football universe?

So true.

Yet again I come back to find you bitches sleeping at the wheel. It's like you want this thread to die. I see Andy on Facebook, all pissed off the Obama is alive, and more pissed off that Republicans suck, and pissed off that Ron Paul gets no air time or love from the media. But, at least I see Andy. Burke has gone quiet. Underground with his alcoholic terror cell. Dru is too afraid to talk shit out of fear he might jinx his Giants before the "Big Game"*

*"Big Game" is copyrighted by the National Football League. Any unauthorized use of "Big Game" without the consent of the National Football League is actionable under U.S.C . Sect. 51-1112.

Does your asshole ever start hurting in the middle of the night?

Thankfully, you're occasionally back to keep this alive. Andy doesn't have his trademarked smilie on Facebook yet, but I'm sure one's coming. I just feel sorry for the poor MILF he's banging like a two-bit Thai Liza Minnelli impersonator.

As for Burke, he doesn't seem any more off the deep end than usual. Which is still bloody dangerous. But he's survived thus far.

And Dru just keeps fighting off the dyslexia that Tom Coughlin isn't really Tom Coughlan.

 

[The Pado]

Juan Epstein has died and Puerto Rican Jews are not permitted in Heaven. The question should be Who Doesn't Jesus Hate?

 

[.zero]

Yet again I come back to find you bitches sleeping at the wheel. It's like you want this thread to die. I see Andy on Facebook, all pissed off the Obama is alive, and more pissed off that Republicans suck, and pissed off that Ron Paul gets no air time or love from the media. But, at least I see Andy. Burke has gone quiet. Underground with his alcoholic terror cell. Dru is too afraid to talk shit out of fear he might jinx his Giants before the "Big Game"*

*"Big Game" is copyrighted by the National Football League. Any unauthorized use of "Big Game" without the consent of the National Football League is actionable under U.S.C . Sect. 51-1112.

Does your asshole ever start hurting in the middle of the night?

I'm still discount double checking

So true.



Thankfully, you're occasionally back to keep this alive. Andy doesn't have his trademarked smilie on Facebook yet, but I'm sure one's coming. I just feel sorry for the poor MILF he's banging like a two-bit Thai Liza Minnelli impersonator.

As for Burke, he doesn't seem any more off the deep end than usual. Which is still bloody dangerous. But he's survived thus far.

And Dru just keeps fighting off the dyslexia that Tom Coughlin isn't really Tom Coughlan.

 

[.zero]

I want to admit in advance that I will be sincerely depressed on Sunday night due to the result of the game. I would like to apologize in order to absolve my previous sins and misdeeds.

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