Nick Against the World (51 Viewers)

[Kaiser Franco]

Sneaking a 3,2 kilo non styrofoam prosciutto into China could get you into a lot of trouble. So you can imagine my reaction when my Chinese teacher thanked me for "piece of prosciutto you give me, I did the fry of it in pan with soybean oil, is very good!!!"

 

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[swag]

Sneaking a 3,2 kilo non styrofoam prosciutto into China could get you into a lot of trouble. So you can imagine my reaction when my Chinese teacher thanked me for "piece of prosciutto you give me, I did the fry of it in pan with soybean oil, is very good!!!"

You sure he wasn't talking about the fresh brains of your former landlord?

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Well, it beats all the Japanese who ate all the Korean unborn children in country following the 1923 Tokyo quake.

The Japs were a bit naughty in this part of the world, true, which might explain some of the reactions here to the last quake, which I'll abstain from reporting here though

 

[Kaiser Franco]

You sure he wasn't talking about the fresh brains of your former landlord?

Another moment of solitude was when I cooked my trademark risotto ai funghi porcini to a bunch of Chinamen here.

 

[swag]

Remember the Maine, to hell with Spain. And every metrosexual with a David Villa haircut.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

As a follow-up on that thread in the Italian section : Tony the Cass, like Del Piero, is a troglodyte, sure.

I could note that at least, unlike the latter, he has the decency not to build on the image of the "bravo ragazzo", eager to share his shall we call them opinions with the rest of us. As you know, in a country like Italy, that might eventually earn you a seat in Parliament.

"Onorevole Del Piero", bwah !

That's worrying enough, but it wasn't the main point, and it wasn't meant as a Milan vs Juve thing (even if I will have to say that Buffon is one prime Duce-worshipping cafone).

In fact, in that same thread I am chastizing none other than Paolo Maldini, another Model of a Man who is now officially on trial for a rather nasty story, if it turns out to be true. If it doesn't, let's hope he will still show up at Armani Nobu or D & G's Gold.

Him and Del Piero, and Coco, and the cow who won Big Brother XII.

- "So what did you eat at GOLD's ?"

- "Shit in a golden plate."

- "And how much did you spend?"

- "200 euros. But Del Piero was sitting just 3 tables away."

This is where we're at.

So the point then is that it's perfectly fine for Sofia Padovano, 7 years old, to deify Mr Del Piero. But when Mr Del Piero or his likes become the Reference for a generation of 20 and more-somethings, then maybe "we" deserve to be eaten up by Chindia, fried San Daniele-style.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Back in the free world of footballing cafoni sitting in Parliaments, I used to not only own a F))a)ce))bo))o)))k account, but even to have access to it.

I remember that I once created an infamous group there, listing the reasons why England has never won a World Cup in my lifetime. I used to think that I had managed to include every single reason, but I now realize that one was missing : "Because that was over one Padovano life ago".

If I manage to break the Great Firewall one day, or to escape and reactivate that account, I promise to add it to the list.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I miss the Franco.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just realized the entire last page was a bunch of 40-somethings having a conversation. This thread is still used for some things.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Cheers Burke, but Im actually the same age as our Nicky Scarfo. I've recently turned 33.

 

[swag]

And since Pado and I are 66'ers, that's gotta mean somethin'.

 

[The Pado]

I share a birthday with Cousin Michele's favorite Cafone coach - Roberto Mancini - but Mancio is a full 2 years older than this wopper.

 

[The Pado]

Number of trophies England has won in my lifetime: 0.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Cheers Burke, but Im actually the same age as our Nicky Scarfo. I've recently turned 33.

I was just bustin' your chops, I know how old Padroscavinski is, but I didn't know your or Greg's age.

 

[Bozi]

I share a birthday with Cousin Michele's favorite Cafone coach - Roberto Mancini - but Mancio is a full 2 years older than this wopper.

your birthday is November 27th?
fuck me,you share the same birthday as other such greats as Bruce Lee,Jimmi Hendrix and some fucker called Bobby Jewbag Boswell

 

[swag]

I've got so much crap in my pants, I feel like Del Neri in a Cassano diaper.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

I remember how Gigi Del Neri was referred to as Gigi DUMB Neri at Gold's, and how it didn't make sense to me.

But when this emo girl from Liverpool told me that they hated darkies there, it immediately did.

Neri = Italian word for black people.

Gigi DUMB Neri is in fact PC cafone talk for "Gigi Stoopid Blacks".

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

your birthday is November 27th?
fuck me,you share the same birthday as other such greats as Bruce Lee,Jimmi Hendrix and some fucker called Bobby Jewbag Boswell

He really shares a birthday with you?

 

[swag]

He really shares a birthday with you?

That and the DNA of a bighorn sheep.

 

[.zero]

I've got so much crap in my pants, I feel like Del Neri in a Cassano diaper.

We all have those kinds of days