"Lucio is a fantastic player. He's too good for Bayern, so we'll have to sell him. Ribery the Robery needs to get into more car accidents to play better. Luca Toni will be sold for 15,000,000 pizzas from Florence."
Dude, give him a break, you don't know what he's been through. You know, growing up in Potomac, MD as a conceited weak Jew with no chance of joining Mossad must have been rough!