Nick Against the World (68 Viewers)

[Enron]

This one bitch looked at me. I was like "WOAH shegro".

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What that mean?

 

[Enron]

Dunno. One day I hope to find out!!!

 

[The Pado]

I think I just had voice mail sex with Burke's girlfriend.

And it was good.

 

[Bjerknes]

For real?

 

[swag]

Voice mail sex?

Is that like "Press 3 to be ass-fooked by a 38-meter penis"? :confused2

 

[Bjerknes]

Greg, that's not nice. You know they don't have phones in Chickenegro land.

 

[swag]

It sucks when you can afford a blow job from the prime minister's wife but not the monthly plan on a Ghettro PCS.

 

[The Pado]

Greg, that's not nice. You know they don't have phones in Chickenegro land.

Then what are all those used cell phone collection boxes around for? I thought either A) we shipped them to Somalia, as Somalis aren't as obsessed with having the newest and coolest technology like the American wankers; or B) we sent them to China so the Chinese can safely remove all the acid, mercury and lead from the handset and battery, put the toxins in baby formula, and ship it back to us here in the States.

 

[The Pado]

Voice mail sex?

Is that like "Press 3 to be ass-fooked by a 38-meter penis"? :confused2

No, much filthier. Filthy sexy. I might have beaten my meat if the missle wasn't 90% covered with open herpes lesions and oozing petrol.

 

[swag]

Then what are all those used cell phone collection boxes around for? I thought either A) we shipped them to Somalia, as Somalis aren't as obsessed with having the newest and coolest technology like the American wankers; or B) we sent them to China so the Chinese can safely remove all the acid, mercury and lead from the handset and battery, put the toxins in baby formula, and ship it back to us here in the States.

Mix it with ground up tiger penis, and you've got yourself an ass-kicking aphrodisiac.

Add a XXXXXXXL T-shirt, a Barbershop 2 DVD, and an ounce of Pennsylvania Butt Explosion hormone, and you've got yourself an ass-kicking afrodesiac.

No, much filthier. Filthy sexy. I might have beaten my meat if the missle wasn't 90% covered with open herpes lesions and oozing petrol.

You need to stop picking up Maldini at the local Wal-Mart.

 

[The Pado]

You need to stop picking up Maldini at the local Wal-Mart.

"Picking up" my ass. When I want Maldini, I go out and pay for it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Angela really wanted to talk to you, that's all.

 

[The Pado]

Angela really wanted to talk to you, that's all.

I was at a birthday party for my law partner's husband, so I didn't answer. But feel free to try again.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Might have to have her call you tonight.

 

[The Pado]

There is much media speculation that Diego to Juve is a done deal. I am certain that it is not, but with all this speculation I am believing it could happen. If we do sign Diego, and he is as good as what he has shown in the UEFA Cup matches, then I will go to SRI Shoe Warehouse and fuck as many shoes as I can before being hauled off to jail.

 

[Bjerknes]

There is much media speculation that Diego to Juve is a done deal. I am certain that it is not, but with all this speculation I am believing it could happen. If we do sign Diego, and he is as good as what he has shown in the UEFA Cup matches, then I will go to SRI Shoe Warehouse and fuck as many shoes as I can before being hauled off to jail.

A celebratory masturbatory session would certainly be in order if we sign that guy.

Diego is so good he makes Fecal Samatar look like he cut his own deck off.

 

[Azzurri7]

I miss this fucking thread. Been a time I didn't post here.

 

[Bjerknes]

We need to revive the thread and Pado needs to post more.

Miss ya, big guy.

 

[Azzurri7]

Pado, Nick even us you, me the non americans, the brits, Claire, gaycole etc