Nick Against the World (54 Viewers)

[KB824]

Vagina.

God's gift to men, or a shameless capitalist plot to have men spend money for shit that they can't afford?


Discuss

 

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[Bjerknes]

Nothing to discuss. You nailed it. Pun intended. :jvefan:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Vagina.

God's gift to men, or a shameless capitalist plot to have men spend money for shit that they can't afford?


Discuss

That's why I only fuck fat bitches, that are poor.

 

[The Pado]

Not much of a "gift" since it does get rather expensive. However, if you are going to buy something anyway, you might as well buy some vag.

 

[The Pado]

@ Seven - The other ivorians up here in the tower have convinced me to go on down and walk among the people. Thank you for alerting me as to my wayward behavior.

 

[.zero]

Vagina.

God's gift to men, or a shameless capitalist plot to have men spend money for shit that they can't afford?


Discuss

i compare it to a car, i prefer a new one where i can break the door seal. run up the mileage, and then switch'em out for a new one

That's why I only fuck fat bitches, that are poor.

i guess we all have own way of coping with things

stay strong, champ

 

[swag]

Vagina.

God's gift to men, or a shameless capitalist plot to have men spend money for shit that they can't afford?


Discuss

Just when I came across an official map of the United Vag States of America:

Time to hit the Vag Trail to New Jersey....

 

[.zero]

buyer beware in jersey

plus you know how they say that jersey smells funny...

 

[swag]

But if you like women with big, permed hair who drive Camaros and are about 10-pounds overweight, you may find yourself in heaven.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Just when I came across an official map of the United Vag States of America:

Time to hit the Vag Trail to New Jersey....

It like a treasure map.

 

[swag]

It like a treasure map.

There's a similar map for Brazil, but Ronaldo apparently used it to find only tranny hookers.

 

[Dostoevsky]

He was just visiting the blue spots.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just when I came across an official map of the United Vag States of America:

Time to hit the Vag Trail to New Jersey....

Yo Andy, if you look closely, Hagerstown is on the map. :eyebrows:

He was just visiting the blue spots.

I guess that is why they call him Mr. Blue Balls.

 

[The Pado]

How about a map of Shoe Fappers with yellow dots. There better be a big yellow sun covering the State of North Carolina.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

....and West Virginia.

 

[swag]

In the 60's, there were LSD dot lickers. It's about time we got to dot fapping.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Can I lick your brown dot?

 

[The Pado]

In the 60's, there were LSD dot lickers. It's about time we got to dot fapping.

What choo know bout da 60's foo? In da 60's you wasn't nuttin but a drop o' jiz splashin round in yo momma's shoe.

 

[Bozi]

Just when I came across an official map of the United Vag States of America:

Time to hit the Vag Trail to New Jersey....

why is tehre so many unmarried men in San Fransisco?

 

[swag]

All this talk about jizz and worldwide vag... Well, I've decided that I really don't get J-porn. Yes, this is quite a tragedy, since it is like saying you don't get one of the primary building-block food groups of the food pyramid.

Sure, that horizontally-slanted vag thing is pretty nifty. But what's the deal with all the wetness, straggling pube hair, and what looks like full-page Automats selling varieties of see-through panties?

Case and point: someone sent me a link to this odd animated guy for some bizarre cartoon Flash porn fun, but I can't even figure out the point of site for the life of me:
http://www.moccori.tv/top.html

I mean, shouldn't porn be blatantly obvious?!

Oddly, I do have an amusing time getting lost. I suppose the good news is that at least I have a top contender for my next avatar...