Nick Against the World (67 Viewers)
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OK, so there is this "Match Against Poverty" today that features "Ronaldo's Friends vs. Zidane's Friends". I wonder about the footballing skills of Ronaldo's friends. I mean sure they are 3 trannies who look so real they can even fool a guy that has bagged a thousand real women, but can they stand up to the beating that Marco Materazzi is going to lay on them?
Patterson Plank Joe Pisarcik packed his penis into the pigskin, fumbled the handoff to Larry Csonka and the Miracle of Meadowlands was born. 10 years later a hand believed to belong to Jimmy Hoffa was discovered under the turf. 15 years later a severed head from a WTC window washer flew over the stadium and is reputed to have called out, "I'll get you Pisarcik and that fucking Ray Perkins too".
Coincidentally, that very same hand is now the quarterbacks coach for the KC Chiefs under none other than the Miracle of the Meadowlands fumble recoverer, Herm Edwards.
Tyler Thigpen kept asking why he was being coached by Thing from the Addams Family until finally he realized that it was Jimmy Hoffa.
Also coincidentally, another severed head from a WTC window washer was found buried all the way in RFK stadium, beneath the leg of Joe Thiesmann that was knocked clean off by the Meadowlands' own Lawrence Taylor in 1985.
Tyler Thigpen kept asking why he was being coached by Thing from the Addams Family until finally he realized that it was Jimmy Hoffa.
Also coincidentally, another severed head from a WTC window washer was found buried all the way in RFK stadium, beneath the leg of Joe Thiesmann that was knocked clean off by the Meadowlands' own Lawrence Taylor in 1985.
