Nick Against the World (61 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well done, Sergio. Very nice post. However, that post now makes my post about shitting in my own mouth seem almost insignificant.

That's just blasphemous.

So ANdy cutting off his own head and me shitting in my own mouth were completely lost on you? What a Narcisist you turned out to be. It's all about Enron.

Keep those books clean!

 

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[Enron]

So ANdy cutting off his own head and me shitting in my own mouth were completely lost on you? What a Narcisist you turned out to be. It's all about Enron.

I saw it. But Sergio made me forget. It's like you two are Justin Timberlake at the Superbowl and Sergio was Janet's boob.

All the same you're posts made me laugh.:hug:

 

[The Pado]

I saw it. But Sergio made me forget. It's like you two are Justin Timberlake at the Superbowl and Sergio was Janet's boob.

All the same you're posts made me laugh.:hug:

No main, I needed you to chime in on your Obama celebration.

Anyway, Mr. Ranieri looks pretty damn secure now! Go Tink! Go Tink!

 

[The Pado]

So this new British-style pub opened next to my office on Monday. On Tuesday, I took some peeps in there to watch Liverpool-Atletico with beer & cigars. My friends know shit about futbol, so when they see me riding Dick Cup's ass they enquire about the importance of the match. To which I respond, "This is the European Cup. It's the top prize in club football. If I ever won this trophy I would fill it with beer and take dick for a little swim."

The very thought of sticking one's dick in a trophy was so appealing that word quickly spread around the pub and BLOOM! there are at least 7 new futbol fans in Raleigh.

 

[Enron]

So this new British-style pub opened next to my office on Monday. On Tuesday, I took some peeps in there to watch Liverpool-Atletico with beer & cigars. My friends know shit about futbol, so when they see me riding Dick Cup's ass they enquire about the importance of the match. To which I respond, "This is the European Cup. It's the top prize in club football. If I ever won this trophy I would fill it with beer and take dick for a little swim."

The very thought of sticking one's dick in a trophy was so appealing that word quickly spread around the pub and BLOOM! there are at least 7 new futbol fans in Raleigh.

Brilliant. Nice to hear the old "Dick in the Cup" trick is still bringing converts.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So this new British-style pub opened next to my office on Monday. On Tuesday, I took some peeps in there to watch Liverpool-Atletico with beer & cigars. My friends know shit about futbol, so when they see me riding Dick Cup's ass they enquire about the importance of the match. To which I respond, "This is the European Cup. It's the top prize in club football. If I ever won this trophy I would fill it with beer and take dick for a little swim."

The very thought of sticking one's dick in a trophy was so appealing that word quickly spread around the pub and BLOOM! there are at least 7 new futbol fans in Raleigh.

SWEET!

 

[swag]

Where's Giovinco?

In Greg's ass, would you like to see his feet?

I am quite the hit at beach parties, given that I can limbo with about nine inches of clearance on Giovinco's cleats sticking out of my ass.

Well, without a woodie, of course.

It makes Jack Warner go ga-ga. I just thank him for his contributions to English football.

So this new British-style pub opened next to my office on Monday. On Tuesday, I took some peeps in there to watch Liverpool-Atletico with beer & cigars. My friends know shit about futbol, so when they see me riding Dick Cup's ass they enquire about the importance of the match. To which I respond, "This is the European Cup. It's the top prize in club football. If I ever won this trophy I would fill it with beer and take dick for a little swim."

The very thought of sticking one's dick in a trophy was so appealing that word quickly spread around the pub and BLOOM! there are at least 7 new futbol fans in Raleigh.

Sir Walter Raleigh endorses the Dick Cup.

 

[The Pado]

Sir Walter Raleigh endorses the Dick Cup.

There I was, sitting at the bar counting down the last few seconds of 2nd Half Stoppages, hoisting my pint of Carlsberg to my mouth, when fucking Stevie Gerrard comes flying into my back sending beer down the front of my suit. And the goddamned referee calls for a PK against me!!!

 

[KB824]

Whatever happened to Tifoso Lou??


I can't say I necessarily miss the pedophile, but did he drop off the face of the earth, or has he decided to pick up the torch on the "Gary Glitter Virgin Eliminator Tour"??


Amico Mio

 

[Enron]

I think he found himself.

 

[swag]

He's managing a bunch of stuff over at J1987.com, a bit in Italian.

I'm probably the only person here who actually met him in person (when the USA NT kicked the China NT's ass back to Guangdong at San Jose's Spartan Stadium, thank you very much) .... and lived to tell the tale.

 

[Enron]

So our old Amico Mio has found a home? Good for him.

 

[swag]

So our old Amico Mio has found a home? Good for him.

Why am I thinking of that Will Forte/Jon Hamm SNL skit last month where he plays a sex offender going trick-or-treating for Halloween?

 

[Enron]

Why am I thinking of that Will Forte/Jon Hamm SNL skit last month where he plays a sex offender going trick-or-treating for Halloween?

You're only human my friend. Chin up.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

So I here in Somali and I study Chink govment. Den I fine out dat Barrack Obuma new pressdent USA and he in Kenya fixing da roads an buiding schools. No sir, if you gonna fix a nigguh's roads why you no fix mine in Somali?

Looks, done get me wrong, I hate Chinks, but you should fix road.




My face is black.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

OK all my frends dis is it, what you wait for. FECAL Samatar 60th Post dedication yeah.

I thank my best friend Lawnfurniture Beth cause he alway respectful an nice to me. I give loud shootouts to Burke, Andy, an Enron cause dey understand that we cant let Chinks get away wit it. Dey my American brothers. Respect to Todd an Timmy, i never meet but your story inspires me. I too lst my brother Alex Samatar to Chickenegro wars. Vinman i likes veddy veddy much cause he say truth and not afraid to hurt Chink feelings. Of course I save best love for last. Claire. The boys here disrespect but not me. I masbate to your picture in respectful way cause we should marry together.

My Bad last: Greg (Swag) bad cause he put Giovinco in ass when giovinco our best player. he no help juve in your ass. Pado no funny, he think he funny, but no. He make funny of Chickenegro, make funny of 38 metre penis, an talk good for Chinks. Well, Pado balls small. Chickenegro also on bad list. He says he half chicken an half egro, but he got no egro in him.

 

[.zero]

congrats on your milestone mr. fecal

 

[Bjerknes]

Sergio, glad to see you homey.

So ANdy cutting off his own head and me shitting in my own mouth were completely lost on you? What a Narcisist you turned out to be. It's all about Enron.

Cutting off one's head is now a sacrifice for the world's newest religion. It's seen as an act of faith for the only true God, Light Sweet Crude Oil.

So this new British-style pub opened next to my office on Monday. On Tuesday, I took some peeps in there to watch Liverpool-Atletico with beer & cigars. My friends know shit about futbol, so when they see me riding Dick Cup's ass they enquire about the importance of the match. To which I respond, "This is the European Cup. It's the top prize in club football. If I ever won this trophy I would fill it with beer and take dick for a little swim."

The very thought of sticking one's dick in a trophy was so appealing that word quickly spread around the pub and BLOOM! there are at least 7 new futbol fans in Raleigh.

OK all my frends dis is it, what you wait for. FECAL Samatar 60th Post dedication yeah.

I thank my best friend Lawnfurniture Beth cause he alway respectful an nice to me. I give loud shootouts to Burke, Andy, an Enron cause dey understand that we cant let Chinks get away wit it. Dey my American brothers. Respect to Todd an Timmy, i never meet but your story inspires me. I too lst my brother Alex Samatar to Chickenegro wars. Vinman i likes veddy veddy much cause he say truth and not afraid to hurt Chink feelings. Of course I save best love for last. Claire. The boys here disrespect but not me. I masbate to your picture in respectful way cause we should marry together.

My Bad last: Greg (Swag) bad cause he put Giovinco in ass when giovinco our best player. he no help juve in your ass. Pado no funny, he think he funny, but no. He make funny of Chickenegro, make funny of 38 metre penis, an talk good for Chinks. Well, Pado balls small. Chickenegro also on bad list. He says he half chicken an half egro, but he got no egro in him.

Congrats, Mr. Fecal.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

OK all my frends dis is it, what you wait for. FECAL Samatar 60th Post dedication yeah.

I thank my best friend Lawnfurniture Beth cause he alway respectful an nice to me. I give loud shootouts to Burke, Andy, an Enron cause dey understand that we cant let Chinks get away wit it. Dey my American brothers. Respect to Todd an Timmy, i never meet but your story inspires me. I too lst my brother Alex Samatar to Chickenegro wars. Vinman i likes veddy veddy much cause he say truth and not afraid to hurt Chink feelings. Of course I save best love for last. Claire. The boys here disrespect but not me. I masbate to your picture in respectful way cause we should marry together.

My Bad last: Greg (Swag) bad cause he put Giovinco in ass when giovinco our best player. he no help juve in your ass. Pado no funny, he think he funny, but no. He make funny of Chickenegro, make funny of 38 metre penis, an talk good for Chinks. Well, Pado balls small. Chickenegro also on bad list. He says he half chicken an half egro, but he got no egro in him.

Thanks for the shoutout, and may the hearts of 1000 red chinese bleed as you stab all of them through the heart at the same time with your erect penis.

 

[swag]

Fecalicious! arty: