Nick Against the World (54 Viewers)

[JCK]

I edited, and the damn thing did it twice underneath me.

All part of my plot to overtake Jack as the post count king.

I figure at this current rate, if Jack stops posting, I'll catch up in another 7 years.

You know I can fix that in one single maneuver?

 

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[swag]

You know I can fix that in one single maneuver?

Oh, but that takes the fun out of it.

 

[JCK]

Oh, but that takes the fun out of it.

Do you think it's fun chasing me? Martin says it best, I'm a machine.

 

[swag]

Do you think it's fun chasing me? Martin says it best, I'm a machine.

I always wondered if you were just a Turing test...

So at what moment did you become "self-aware"? 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th?

 

[JCK]

I always wondered what a Turing test is

 

[The Pado]

watch out for stray bullets....

That very thing was all I kept thinking about.

 

[JCK]

That very thing was all I kept thinking about.

Finally something made you stop thinking about wanking?

 

[swag]

That very thing was all I kept thinking about.

What? Vinman packing at an Obama rally?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I always wondered if you were just a Turing test...

So at what moment did you become "self-aware"? 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th?

This is really funny if you substitute every "SkyNet" for "Jack".

 

[The Pado]

What? Vinman packing at an Obama rally?

He never packs unless he intends to use, so . . . yes!

 

[The Pado]

Finally something made you stop thinking about wanking?

Yeah, but only for something like 59 minutes.

 

[The Pado]

I just watched the video of Sarah Palin's exorcism. She makes me want to hate Jesus, but then we get three days off at Christmas and I want to love him again!

 

[swag]

I just watched the video of Sarah Palin's exorcism.

I didn't realize she had a membership at Curves, but it all makes sense now.

 

[.zero]

I just watched the video of Sarah Palin's exorcism. She makes me want to hate Jesus, but then we get three days off at Christmas and I want to love him again!

i want to make her see jesus... but not in the dead kinda way... man its getting seedy in here

 

[Enron]

I just watched the video of Sarah Palin's exorcism. She makes me want to hate Jesus, but then we get three days off at Christmas and I want to love him again!

Yeah seriously. Obama gets shit for Rev. Wright and it's ok Palin goes to that mother fucker? It's interesting to know that he once accused a lady in Africa of being a witch and had her stoned.

 

[The Pado]

Yeah seriously. Obama gets shit for Rev. Wright and it's ok Palin goes to that mother fucker? It's interesting to know that he once accused a lady in Africa of being a witch and had her stoned.

But was she a witch? :eyebrows:

 

[Enron]

But was she a witch? :eyebrows:

I don't know. Do we believe in witches these days? If so I've got a bag of Kingsford waiting on one.

 

[swag]

I heard that if you can take 38 meters of chickenegro and can still utter the word "socialist", you're a witch.

 

[.zero]

my annual family trip is coming up and i have suggested salem, ma

so all i can say is wait for my report

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah seriously. Obama gets shit for Rev. Wright and it's ok Palin goes to that mother fucker? It's interesting to know that he once accused a lady in Africa of being a witch and had her stoned.

I've known that shit for a while. By default, that makes Sarah Palin a witch, that dumb slut cunt whore.