Nick Against the World (37 Viewers)

Bjerknes

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
#80,266
Mar 16, 2004
115,979
#80,266
The Pado said:
Bleach it, then stain it. But wait until Spring.


Evidence of Samatars in the Champions League:

Gazzetta dello Sport
Dynamite Alex - Juventus suffer but beat Zenit thanks to a Del Piero free-kick from 38 metres
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Fucking Samatars fixed that shit. I knew it.

That's why Ale's freekick had so much top skin on the ball... Fecal made his 38 meters go invisible and let the ball run down it like a ball bearing ramp.

By the way, a new song was written in memorial of Todd and Timmy. Check it out RIP.
 
Fecal Samatar

Fecal Samatar

M.C. 38 Metre Penis
#80,268
Jul 29, 2008
153
#80,268
you bitches no funny make fun of Samatars. I show you no laugh when I get you. Yes. I take my 38 meters and fill it up wid 38 meter of dynmite an plastick splosive and blow up giant hole 2 mile across right next to your fukind sarah palin. Dat will show ya.
 
swag

swag

L'autista
Administrator
#80,269
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
#80,269
That is laying some 38 meters of Alaskan pipeline fo' sho'...

But Samatar, I don't like the explosives thing. Too messy. You get bits of vagina everywhere, and it takes weeks to clean that shit up.

Me? I went all crunk down south and got me a penis grill. My cock now has a diamond tip, and now my erection can bore through solid granite.

In fact, a bunch of miners got trapped in a collapse in southwestern PA last week, but you didn't hear about it on the news because I fucked all their Panucci holes from above ground and pulled their asses out.
 
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ßöмßäяðîëя

The Krazyman
#80,272
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
#80,272
swag said:
That is laying some 38 meters of Alaskan pipeline fo' sho'...

But Samatar, I don't like the explosives thing. Too messy. You get bits of vagina everywhere, and it takes weeks to clean that shit up.

Me? I went all crunk down south and got me a penis grill. My cock now has a diamond tip, and now my erection can bore through solid granite.

In fact, a bunch of miners got trapped in a collapse in southwestern PA last week, but you didn't hear about it on the news because I fucked all their Panucci holes from above ground and pulled their asses out.
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