Nick Against the World (116 Viewers)

[Fecal Samatar]

Gloryhole good. One time at Witch Doctor camp in Mogadishu, I put my penis in gloryhole and fucked someone in Cairo. Dats more den 38 meter?

 

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[Bjerknes]

So I'm on Facebook, and I get this message that someone responded to me on the "I Hate Inter Milan" group. The guy messaged me and said I don't know anything about calcio. So I responded. Then they responded again. But the main guy in this "enterprise" is a Celtic fan from Penn State . He then started to talk shit, but then calmed down after I said my American football friends would beat your face in. You know, Berb, Jared, Brian. That's when he started talking nice. And he's a Celtic fan who is friends with an Inter faggot.

 

[swag]

Gloryhole good. One time at Witch Doctor camp in Mogadishu, I put my penis in gloryhole and fucked someone in Cairo. Dats more den 38 meter?

Did you have to pay long distance gloryhole charges, or do you have free roaming?

I'm taking only graduate study coursework:

...
Astrobiology 453: "The Physiology of Aluminum Foil Aliens"

Yo, Beckman. Now that I got to learn about your Computers & Meteorology prof, here's mine for Astrobiology:

 

[.zero]

So I'm on Facebook, and I get this message that someone responded to me on the "I Hate Inter Milan" group. The guy messaged me and said I don't know anything about calcio. So I responded. Then they responded again. But the main guy in this "enterprise" is a Celtic fan from Penn State . He then started to talk shit, but then calmed down after I said my American football friends would beat your face in. You know, Berb, Jared, Brian. That's when he started talking nice. And he's a Celtic fan who is friends with an Inter faggot.

you have a friend named 'Berb'?

is that short for Berber or Berbantuan?

 

[Bjerknes]

Mine:

Shoe Guilding 491 (Fapping in the Middle Ages)
Masturbation Techniques 304 (Lab)
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 400
Hardie Polishing 201
Somali as a Foreign Language 202

I'm taking only graduate study coursework:

Mythology 484: "Cristian Brocchi: God or Just Demi-God?"
Home Economics 443: "Entertaining with Mashed Potatoes"
Sociology 412: "Why Does Every Freak in San Francisco Always Have to Sit Next to Me on the 14-Mission Bus?"
Archeology 472: "Piss Balloons of the Roman Empire"
Astrobiology 453: "The Physiology of Aluminum Foil Aliens"

Funny fuckers.

Yo, Beckman. Now that I got to learn about your Computers & Meteorology prof, here's mine for Astrobiology:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL3lhm6oy5I

Now that's word.

you have a friend named 'Berb'?

is that short for Berber or Berbantuan?

His last name is Berberich. Berb for short nigga.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Mine:

Shoe Guilding 491 (Fapping in the Middle Ages)
Masturbation Techniques 304 (Lab)
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 400
Hardie Polishing 201
Somali as a Foreign Language 202

Sounds like my schedule a couple semesters ago, rookie.

I'm taking only graduate study coursework:

Mythology 484: "Cristian Brocchi: God or Just Demi-God?"
Home Economics 443: "Entertaining with Mashed Potatoes"
Sociology 412: "Why Does Every Freak in San Francisco Always Have to Sit Next to Me on the 14-Mission Bus?"
Archeology 472: "Piss Balloons of the Roman Empire"
Astrobiology 453: "The Physiology of Aluminum Foil Aliens"

What's your degree in?

Swagger, I have been vindicated. Remember a few weeks ago when I was out of sorts having been fooled by our local Tranny with the nice ass?

Well, the other day while in the courthouse with a co-worker, Nick the Degenerate Gambler Attorney, he asks, "Is that a guy or a girl?"

I said, "It's a guy, and an ugly one at that."

Nick says, "you have to admit he's got a nice ass."

I said "He's got a great ass, but he won't fool me again." leaving it open whether I fucked him or not.

Gloryhole good. One time at Witch Doctor camp in Mogadishu, I put my penis in gloryhole and fucked someone in Cairo. Dats more den 38 meter?

Nah, that's like 3 cm, look at a globe....

So I'm on Facebook, and I get this message that someone responded to me on the "I Hate Inter Milan" group. The guy messaged me and said I don't know anything about calcio. So I responded. Then they responded again. But the main guy in this "enterprise" is a Celtic fan from Penn State . He then started to talk shit, but then calmed down after I said my American football friends would beat your face in. You know, Berb, Jared, Brian. That's when he started talking nice. And he's a Celtic fan who is friends with an Inter faggot.

Everything bolded is not only not necessary and not true, it's stereotypical asshole behavior.

 

[Enron]

Finally. I always forget the password.

 

[Bjerknes]

Everything bolded is not only not necessary and not true, it's stereotypical asshole behavior.

Not sure what you mean. He really was looking for trouble.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sure you know what I mean.

"Don't mess with me or my friends will beat you up!"

No, no they wouldn't.....

 

[Bjerknes]

Whatever.

 

[Enron]

Go pound some vadge.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Whatever is exactly right......

 

[Bjerknes]

Worthless.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Reading "W" words out of the dictionary again?

You missed "Wasted".

 

[Bjerknes]

Don't be an asshole.

 

[Enron]

Simmer boys. Online tizzies don't have the same attractiveness as the real deal.

 

[Bjerknes]

Guarantee you right now Burke is saying, "Andrew is just drunk, don't take what he has to say seriously," even though this motherfucker is drunk too. Well you sir are not the most respectable person when it comes to the matter of sobriety. No offense but you are not the end all and be all of common sense, Burke. I acknowledge my faults with bottles etc, but really you're not the voice of reason. Just so you know.

Your dad is the voice of reason and not you.

 

[.zero]

dem sound like fightin words partner

 

[Enron]

Guarantee you right now Burke is saying, "Andrew is just drunk, don't take what he has to say seriously," even though this motherfucker is drunk too. Well you sir are not the most respectable person when it comes to the matter of sobriety. No offense but you are not the end all and be all of common sense, Burke. I acknowledge my faults with bottles etc, but really you're not the voice of reason. Just so you know.

Your dad is the voice of reason and not you.

Actually Burke hasn't even mentioned you in about an hour.

 

[Enron]

dem sound like fightin words partner

Not coming from Andrew.