Nick Against the World (63 Viewers)

[swag]

Pack your ass full of broken glass and circumcize Andy.

Dirk Kuyt on Liverpool Chanel tonight: "There is a lot of pressure on Liverpool to win the Prem this year, but personally I want the Champions League. I can't wait to get my hands on that trophy so I can stick my dick in it."

Sheeeeeit, if this gon' be that kinda Champions League, I'ma stick my dick in the !

 

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[The Pado]

you keep talkin' like dat, yo lil' mo'fucker, you're gonna have some hard luck.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Bad bab news. You know how ethiopian army is here to keep us killing each other. Well today they re-zone school districts and my district is right near new line, only 20 meters from new line. An you know what dat means.

I still go school in Mazingo district, but my penis now goes in Mufomba district. It gonna suck having to take extra time in morning to get penis dressed and fed, but it cool at end of year cause I will have 2 diplomas on wall.

 

[.zero]

bummer dude

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Bad bab news. You know how ethiopian army is here to keep us killing each other. Well today they re-zone school districts and my district is right near new line, only 20 meters from new line. An you know what dat means.

I still go school in Mazingo district, but my penis now goes in Mufomba district. It gonna suck having to take extra time in morning to get penis dressed and fed, but it cool at end of year cause I will have 2 diplomas on wall.

 

[The Pado]

This is what those Ballz Out Jeans ads neglect to warn you about:

 

[JCK]

Is that you, Pado?

 

[The Pado]

Is that you, Pado?

No, it's a pic from a porn site.

 

[The Pado]

Once I tried to stick my dick in the CL cup, but California Klinsy beat me to it. I guess I'm no Dick Kup, hero of Liverpool. Dick Kup.

 

[swag]

I hear that every time she rings a guy's balls, an angel gets his wings.

 

[Bjerknes]

Yo Eazy and Burke, post up your class schedule here.


Mine:

Climatology 210 - Tuesday 10am-11am, Thursday 8am-11am

Econ 434 (International Finance and Open Economy Macro) - Tuesday and Thursday 1pm-2:15

Meteo 474 (Data Mining) - Tuesday and Thursday 6:30pm - 8pm

Meteo 473 (Linux, Fortran, other languages) Wed. and Fri. 12pm - 2:30

EM SC 401 (Financial Strategies for Energy and Materials Industry) Wed. and Fri. 2:30pm - 4pm

 

[The Pado]

I hear that every time she rings a guy's balls, an angel gets his wings.

Hey, look at me, I'm givin' out wings.

 

[.zero]

I hear that every time she rings a guy's balls, an angel gets his wings.

she's got alot of 'ball ringing' to do

 

[The Pado]

Yo Eazy and Burke, post up your class schedule here.
Mine:
Climatology 210 - Tuesday 10am-11am, Thursday 8am-11am
Econ 434 (International Finance and Open Economy Macro) - Tuesday and Thursday 1pm-2:15
Meteo 474 (Data Mining) - Tuesday and Thursday 6:30pm - 8pm
Meteo 473 (Linux, Fortran, other languages) Wed. and Fri. 12pm - 2:30
EM SC 401 (Financial Strategies for Energy and Materials Industry) Wed. and Fri. 2:30pm - 4pm

Mine:

Shoe Guilding 491 (Fapping in the Middle Ages)
Masturbation Techniques 304 (Lab)
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 400
Hardie Polishing 201
Somali as a Foreign Language 202

 

[.zero]

Mine:

Shoe Guilding 491 (Fapping in the Middle Ages)
Masturbation Techniques 304 (Lab)
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 400
Hardie Polishing 201
Somali as a Foreign Language 202

upper level elective?

 

[swag]

Mine:

Shoe Guilding 491 (Fapping in the Middle Ages)
Masturbation Techniques 304 (Lab)
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 400
Hardie Polishing 201
Somali as a Foreign Language 202

I'm taking only graduate study coursework:

Mythology 484: "Cristian Brocchi: God or Just Demi-God?"
Home Economics 443: "Entertaining with Mashed Potatoes"
Sociology 412: "Why Does Every Freak in San Francisco Always Have to Sit Next to Me on the 14-Mission Bus?"
Archeology 472: "Piss Balloons of the Roman Empire"
Astrobiology 453: "The Physiology of Aluminum Foil Aliens"

 

[The Pado]

Greg, I want to thank you for ruining my favorite food for me - mashed potatoes.
How would you like it if I started shitting in espresso cups (rather than coffee cans)?

 

[swag]

Greg, I want to thank you for ruining my favorite food for me - mashed potatoes.
How would you like it if I started shitting in espresso cups (rather than coffee cans)?

Point made.

 

[The Pado]

Swagger, I have been vindicated. Remember a few weeks ago when I was out of sorts having been fooled by our local Tranny with the nice ass?

Well, the other day while in the courthouse with a co-worker, Nick the Degenerate Gambler Attorney, he asks, "Is that a guy or a girl?"

I said, "It's a guy, and an ugly one at that."

Nick says, "you have to admit he's got a nice ass."

I said "He's got a great ass, but he won't fool me again." leaving it open whether I fucked him or not.

 

[swag]

I said "He's got a great ass, but he won't fool me again." leaving it open whether I fucked him or not.

:biggrin: Only from behind -- that's all that mattered.

I mean, how were you to know what was on the other end of that gloryhole in the men's room in the courthouse?