Nick Against the World (67 Viewers)
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OK, Burkey, I am back from the wedding in Philadelphia. As you know, My wife has a relative who is a professor at Shepherd Univ. Ever hear of Jerry Thomas? Our conversation went like this:
"Jerry, have you ever had a degenerate student named Michael Burke? Donald Michael Burke actually, but he goes by "Mike"?
"It sounds familiar . . do you know what his major is?"
"Umm . . . I do know that he drinks a lot of beer, other than that, I'm not sure."
"Do you know where he does his drinking? We have a few popular bars, there's [names 2 or 3 bars]"
"No, I think he does most of his drinking at home."
"Oh good, then we don't have to worry about him on the road."
"No, Mike would NEVER drink and drive. He's a good man."
I stopped there, but was tempted to tell him how Aaron loves to flap his balls out of his zipper.
"Jerry, have you ever had a degenerate student named Michael Burke? Donald Michael Burke actually, but he goes by "Mike"?
"It sounds familiar . . do you know what his major is?"
"Umm . . . I do know that he drinks a lot of beer, other than that, I'm not sure."
"Do you know where he does his drinking? We have a few popular bars, there's [names 2 or 3 bars]"
"No, I think he does most of his drinking at home."
"Oh good, then we don't have to worry about him on the road."
"No, Mike would NEVER drink and drive. He's a good man."
I stopped there, but was tempted to tell him how Aaron loves to flap his balls out of his zipper.
LLWS? Living in San Francisco, I first had to wonder if that stood for some bizarre gay, trans-species group. Like "Lesbians Living With Sodomy" or something.
Then I figured out you meant the Little League World Series.
There is just something wrong and unwholesome about ESPN airing the LLWS. But if I wanted the ad revenue at ESPN, I would go for broke and intersperse the two weeks of coverage with special player photo shoots, profiles of "hits - bats - likes - dislikes", and post-match interview questions about whether or not the players like to sleep in the nude.
Then I figured out you meant the Little League World Series.
There is just something wrong and unwholesome about ESPN airing the LLWS. But if I wanted the ad revenue at ESPN, I would go for broke and intersperse the two weeks of coverage with special player photo shoots, profiles of "hits - bats - likes - dislikes", and post-match interview questions about whether or not the players like to sleep in the nude.
Yea, I know that woman.
She probably said Altos, The Meck, and Tony's.
I drink at all of them, and drive home......wasted.
But I do a lot of my drinking at home, but not most.
Well, maybe most.
Yes, I think should not drive drunk.
I'm having trouble understanding you. Take the dick out of your mouth. Ah, much better.
So I found the guy today, the professor.
So I walk in, and I say, "Yo, Doc, you be knowin' some nigga down in dat shit call a Norf Keralina?"
"Pardon?"
"Nah, dumbass, not pardon, PADO! Dats dat niggas name!"
"No, not only have I never heard of a man by that name, I would not tell you if I did."
Guess he didn't like my Ballz Out Jeanz........
I'll try it tomorrow with my nipple out shirt on.....with a tie.
So I walk in, and I say, "Yo, Doc, you be knowin' some nigga down in dat shit call a Norf Keralina?"
"Pardon?"
"Nah, dumbass, not pardon, PADO! Dats dat niggas name!"
"No, not only have I never heard of a man by that name, I would not tell you if I did."
Guess he didn't like my Ballz Out Jeanz........
I'll try it tomorrow with my nipple out shirt on.....with a tie.
Dirk Kuyt on Liverpool Chanel tonight: "There is a lot of pressure on Liverpool to win the Prem this year, but personally I want the Champions League. I can't wait to get my hands on that trophy so I can stick my dick in it."
Curiously, Ibrahimovic made a similar statement when he joined Juve in 2004.
Curiously, Ibrahimovic made a similar statement when he joined Juve in 2004.