Nick Against the World (50 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Actually, I think it's a problem from the opposite end. Liu Xiang was forced to wear adult diapers for hours, like all his other compatriots, resulting in his withdrawl from the 110m hurdles so he could take a massive dump the size of the Gobi Desert.

After clicking the link and reading the article I now understand why the Chinese are so hated in Somalia.

 

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[swag]

Anyone ever see "The Hardie Boys and the Mystery of the Chink's Shrinking Penis"? It's good, but I always have to go beat off 20 minutes into it, so I've never seen the entire hour.

Isn't that the one where Parker Stevenson mounts Shawn Cassidy in a dry cleaners?

I think SingJuveSing even makes an appearance in the episode where he has the line, "Your shy will be vanished along with overweight. Do not let the desease [sic] spoil your life!"

 

[The Pado]

Isn't that the one where Parker Stevenson mounts Shawn Cassidy in a dry cleaners?

I think SingJuveSing even makes an appearance in the episode where he has the line, "Your shy will be vanished along with overweight. Do not let the desease [sic] spoil your life!"

OK, the part where Parker packs Shawn's ass is where I run off to beat off. As for Sing, I don't know. I never made it that far into the episode. I love a good Hardie, though.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Anyone ever see "The Hardie Boys and the Mystery of the Chink's Shrinking Penis"? It's good, but I always have to go beat off 20 minutes into it, so I've never seen the entire hour.

 

[Bjerknes]

Loving the way Hurricane Fay is just lingering around in Florida over all those old farts. She will be over those clowns for the next day or more, then move towards Alabama in the next couple days. Let that shit drown the oldies in the pond, because their home is under sea-level.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[swag]

Dude -- you need EarthDesk.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Spending money on that is a waste.

 

[Bjerknes]

Spending money on that is a waste.

:wth:

Says the guy who spends more on beer than anybody on this forum.

 

[Bjerknes]

Samatar - You need to steal these things from the Chinks and Chickenegros. They are edible and tasty, filled with nutrients. Try them out sometime.

 

[The Pado]

I think the Samatars tried, but their ads hyping "loaded with mercury, lead and benzine" made the Chinese a little uneasy.

 

[The Pado]

Dear Mr. Samatar: The good people of China are actually called "Chinese", not "Chinkass Motherfuckers". If you don't believe me, you can check on Wikipedia. I could not find any thing under "Chinkass" anything.

 

[swag]

Samatar - You need to steal these things from the Chinks and Chickenegros. They are edible and tasty, filled with nutrients. Try them out sometime.

The Snak Pak of 12 is the best size.

Kind of like how I like my fried 38m donkey dongs.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

:wth:

Says the guy who spends more on beer than anybody on this forum.

But 20 bucks for a background? Go read a map and save money.

 

[Bjerknes]

But 20 bucks for a background? Go read a map and save money.

Paper maps don't have live satellite images on it, do they, you dufus.

 

[Bjerknes]

I think the Samatars tried, but their ads hyping "loaded with mercury, lead and benzine" made the Chinese a little uneasy.

I thought that would be a selling point.

The Snak Pak of 12 is the best size.

Kind of like how I like my fried 38m donkey dongs.

:sick:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Paper maps don't have live satellite images on it, do they, you dufus.

I didn't mean those type of maps, fuck face.

 

[Bjerknes]

I didn't mean those type of maps, fuck face.

You wouldn't understand.

 

[The Pado]

Thailand's chief of Immigration, the guy who has refused Gary Glitter entry into the country, is named Suksomchit. If only there were some cool nickname for a guy like that.

 

[The Pado]

Attention WV3 and Chickenhebrews everywhere: I going to Philadelphia tomorrow. You should road trip and greet me with a barage of piss balloons.