Nick Against the World (28 Viewers)

[The Pado]

@ Andy - thanks for the Favre info. It is a sad way to end a shameful episode.

@ Burke - Ballz Out mirror pic coming soon. In fact, I thought about Andy with mobile phone and head full o' acid when I considered the ol' mirror shot.

@ Claire - Howyoudoin', my little chickenanglo?

 

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[Fecal Samatar]

I here at cafe Barstucks and monkey take my Ballz Out pic with monkey camera phone. Somali censors might edit sorry for the sharia laws dey take every one hold 'em down an fuck in ass.

my ballz out:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

chickenegro.....what should we expect....

 

[The Pado]

OK, I put together a great draft for the Shoe Fantasy Fap League, building my team entirely of Slingbacks. I'm so excited, I just might cum. For my offense, I went with Sepp Blatter's 6+5 suggestion, taking 6 from my wife's closet and venturing out for the other 5. I boosted 2 different slings from my law partner's office, one from Hot Assed Anna's brief case, one from Greg's wife that he mailed to me, and one that I like to borrow on Aisle 5 of the SRI Shoe Warehouse.

For defense, we are permitted to select one Cum Catcher, and of course I selected Claire's Granny Panties.

Andy's team consists of one Wedgie from his mother's closet, two flip flops from Wings Beachwear, five fuzzy bunny slippers from PSU co-eds, one Converse All-Star belonging to Burke's sister, a penny loafer and a black patent peep toe pump from Target. His defense is a navy blue Goldtoe sock.

 

[swag]

You guys remember that whole Anthrax investigation after 9/11? Those fuckers blamed the entire thing on a guy at my dad's base saying he mailed everything to these people despite even working with the same "strain." Now they moved on to another guy with limited access to such stuff. Do these fuckers even know how difficult and traced it is to get such a strain out of USAMIRID undetected? Do they know that it would take a sophisticated lab to weaponize that stuff (which this guy in question did not have access to)? My dad has seen this guy before; all this guy's friends say he is NOT what the media makes him out to be. So what, this is really the "mad scientist" who did all this horrible stuff? Bullshit.

This government has to be one of the worst in history.

What do you expect for an administration that places science and fact on the same plane of value as voodoo.

Congrats Pado, Favre to the Jets. Just another reason to make fun of this stupid league and focus on either real football or college football. What a joke this is.

This is like Maldini retiring, coming back, and playing for Roma.

Farve will get his nutsack ripped off in the Meadowlands in week 3 against the Giants, never to be heard from again.

That is, until the guy shows up in Canton for his enshrinement, and he has to hire Andy's snowballs to be his stunt testicles -- so the rest of his former teammates can recognize him prior to his gross disfigurement because Alan Faneca skipped out on a scrimmage play to get a sandwich.

 

[The Pado]

I wonder if the big baby will want to go into the Hall of Fame as a Jet.

 

[swag]

OK, I put together a great draft for the Shoe Fantasy Fap League, building my team entirely of Slingbacks. I'm so excited, I just might cum. For my offense, I went with Sepp Blatter's 6+5 suggestion, taking 6 from my wife's closet and venturing out for the other 5. I boosted 2 different slings from my law partner's office, one from Hot Assed Anna's brief case, one from Greg's wife that he mailed to me, and one that I like to borrow on Aisle 5 of the SRI Shoe Warehouse.

For defense, we are permitted to select one Cum Catcher, and of course I selected Claire's Granny Panties.

Andy's team consists of one Wedgie from his mother's closet, two flip flops from Wings Beachwear, five fuzzy bunny slippers from PSU co-eds, one Converse All-Star belonging to Burke's sister, a penny loafer and a black patent peep toe pump from Target. His defense is a navy blue Goldtoe sock.

I am so going to spank your squad.

Sure, you can go for the high-profile slingbacks. But after a few weeks of huffing it on those flimsy puppies, do the letters "IR" mean anything to you? And then you'll be scrounging the free agents, looking for used Uggs worn by hairy troglodytes with man-boobs.

Then we'll be seeing who racks up the scores, pal!

 

[The Pado]

I be da chief of Chickenegro tribe

Well son, I the goddamn chief of Buffalo Police

I'm just a filthy immo

 

[The Pado]

I am so going to spank your squad.

Sure, you can go for the high-profile slingbacks. But after a few weeks of huffing it on those flimsy puppies, do the letters "IR" mean anything to you? And then you'll be scrounging the free agents, looking for used Uggs worn by hairy troglodytes with man-boobs.

Then we'll be seeing who racks up the scores, pal!

Dude, I can cum just looking at the sling I lifted out of Hot Assed Anna's briefcase. Those shoes will keep my pecker off IR and flowing like oil. My suggestion to you is buy yourself a case of Extenze, and bottle of Maxoderm, and a couple of Shamwows.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I be da chief of Chickenegro tribe

Well son, I the goddamn chief of Buffalo Police

I'm just a filthy immo

 

[Bjerknes]

OK, I put together a great draft for the Shoe Fantasy Fap League, building my team entirely of Slingbacks. I'm so excited, I just might cum. For my offense, I went with Sepp Blatter's 6+5 suggestion, taking 6 from my wife's closet and venturing out for the other 5. I boosted 2 different slings from my law partner's office, one from Hot Assed Anna's brief case, one from Greg's wife that he mailed to me, and one that I like to borrow on Aisle 5 of the SRI Shoe Warehouse.

For defense, we are permitted to select one Cum Catcher, and of course I selected Claire's Granny Panties.

Andy's team consists of one Wedgie from his mother's closet, two flip flops from Wings Beachwear, five fuzzy bunny slippers from PSU co-eds, one Converse All-Star belonging to Burke's sister, a penny loafer and a black patent peep toe pump from Target. His defense is a navy blue Goldtoe sock.

What do you expect for an administration that places science and fact on the same plane of value as voodoo.



Farve will get his nutsack ripped off in the Meadowlands in week 3 against the Giants, never to be heard from again.

That is, until the guy shows up in Canton for his enshrinement, and he has to hire Andy's snowballs to be his stunt testicles -- so the rest of his former teammates can recognize him prior to his gross disfigurement because Alan Faneca skipped out on a scrimmage play to get a sandwich.

You guys guys rock my Cock.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I guess that's better than one guy rocking your cock cock.


PS - Woodford Reserve makes one have terrible burps.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm laying in bed thinking about Azzurri7. Is that bad?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No, but it is bed.

 

[Bjerknes]

Azzurri in this bed makes me go fartsickles. Right now Im dreamin'.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Go hotdogs, brother. Go hotdogs......

 

[Bjerknes]

Cemeteries of London is a great song look it up. Forza Coldplay.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You need to look up some shit too.

Biscuits and Bangers - Children of the Corn

Before DITC and Big L was COTC.

 

[Turdhead]

So live shoe draft this weekend? I'm in.

I'm in. I have a lot of old pairs from Aldo and Office that have been lonely since Pado left my shoe wardrobe.

You seem to know a lot about nuts as a renter. Are you sure you're not an owner? Big Balls Bethany in a former life, perhaps?

Fairly sure.

I be da chief of Chickenegro tribe

Well son, I the goddamn chief of Buffalo Police

I'm just a filthy immo

lol

Best post since the West Virgina Three pulled out their testicles and forever changed the face of Internet forums.

The West Virgina Three - "Big Balls", "Slopy Balls" and "The Other Balls".

*Why the fuck can't I upload pics?*

Use tinypic.com, sweetheart.

 

[Turdhead]

If I take the pic, my face won't be in it, breaking the Ballz Out rulez

Or you could conceal your identity with this cut out and keep chickenegro (trademark, patent pending) mask.