Nick Against the World (65 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Greg, I was joking too....

 

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[swag]

Greg, I was joking too....

I'm glad to hear that. Because if people started to literally believe Ben Affleck is being cast as a Saudi prince in movies, for example, Hollywood is in a far worse state where I am no longer capable of making fun of it more than it is already doing to itself.

 

[The Pado]

I'm glad to hear that. Because if people started to literally believe Ben Affleck is being cast as a Saudi prince in movies, for example, Hollywood is in a far worse state where I am no longer capable of making fun of it more than it is already doing to itself.

Duuuuuude, I just some sweeeeeeet Oakland Raiders cufflinks. If you wear French Cuff shirts, check 'em out at www.johnstonmurphy.com

the rest are shite, but the Raiders look great.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

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I think these are hotter, Pado:

http://www.johnstonmurphy.com/product.aspx?pid=61443&search=cufflink

 

[Bjerknes]

Andy, you should be proud of me. I got past my hatred and bigotry. I bought a hotdog from a smelly immo vendor yesterday. Of course, I greatly prefer Immos to Americans and bad smells I can deal with in quick 2-minute exchanges. However, this vendor was wearing a U of Michigan tee. Normally grounds for suicide bombings in my book. But I gave the immo some business anyway.

You should have lured him away for a drink after work, got him wasted, and drove him straight to the Prestonwood Country Club where you proceeded to toss his dead body in the lake along 15 fairway.

Andy, did you watch the Arsenal-Juve match? GolTV is supposed to rebroadcast at 9:30 this evening.

I'm here all week, try the penis.

I was able to watch the second half against those fackers.

(Thanks to Austin Powers)

You know, Michael, I used to think you were crazy, but now I see ur nuts.

New line from Ballz Out Jeans: the shelf jeans.

"Give Your Balls Some Support. Hang em' low, hang 'em high, hang 'em big, big guy."

 

[The Pado]

You should have lured him away for a drink after work, got him wasted, and drove him straight to the Prestonwood Country Club where you proceeded to toss his dead body in the lake along 15 fairway.

Everytime I try to do that, fucking Charles Barkley is out there shaking a putter in some white guy's face saying, "More excuses? Your fucking excuses ain't gonna pay off my bookie. It ain't your legs they gonna break, now is it? Just pay me what the fuck you owe me."

The last thing I need is more witnesses hanging around Prestonwood 15.

 

[swag]

Yo, I'm about to watch this movie "The Kingdom" about some fools all up in the KSA, anyone seen it?

OK, I see the source of the movie confusion. The movie I was talking about stars Ben Affleck as a Saudi prince of the KSA, the Kosher Supervision of America:

Duuuuuude, I just some sweeeeeeet Oakland Raiders cufflinks. If you wear French Cuff shirts, check 'em out at www.johnstonmurphy.com

the rest are shite, but the Raiders look great.

Johnston & Murphy are wankers. I actually do own a couple pairs of their shoes. The soles give out after kicking just a couple of immos on the street.

I want my money back.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Pado: Barkley has lost something like 100 Million on gambling in the last year, hasn't he?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Johnston & Murphy are wankers. I actually do own a couple pairs of their shoes. The soles give out after kicking just a couple of immos on the street.

I want my money back.

Fuckin' cheap fags.

 

[The Pado]

Pado: Barkley has lost something like 100 Million on gambling in the last year, hasn't he?

I'm not at liberty to say . . . but ESPN has hinted at high numbers, but not that high.

 

[Bjerknes]

Everytime I try to do that, fucking Charles Barkley is out there shaking a putter in some white guy's face saying, "More excuses? Your fucking excuses ain't gonna pay off my bookie. It ain't your legs they gonna break, now is it? Just pay me what the fuck you owe me."

The last thing I need is more witnesses hanging around Prestonwood 15.

Does that guy actually play that course?

 

[The Pado]

Johnston & Murphy are wankers. I actually do own a couple pairs of their shoes. The soles give out after kicking just a couple of immos on the street.

I want my money back.

Yes, but the wankers send me a catalogue and I did like the Raiders cufflinks. I won't buy them, as I am a Packers fan.

 

[The Pado]

Does that guy actually play that course?

He always comes to the Jimmy V tournament, which has always been at Prestonwood, until this year (it moves to Pinehurst).

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

.....and a gayboy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yes, but the wankers send me a catalogue and I did like the Raiders cufflinks. I won't buy them, as I am a Packers fan.

I hate Favre.

 

[The Pado]

I hate Favre.

No comment.

 

[Bjerknes]

Are you guys really trying to deal Favre to the Vikings?

 

[The Pado]

Are you guys really trying to deal Favre to the Vikings?

I hope not. The "official" word from the club is that Favre is back on the active roster and where they had considered Rodgers as the starter, the QB job is up for competition, suggesting that it is Favre's job to win.

Of course, the talking heads on sports radio say that's bullshit and Favre is basically holding a gun to GB's heads for a trade to Minnesota.

 

[Bjerknes]

Why would he want to do that? That doesn't make any sense.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

He's being a complete asshole over it all.

I retire, ohh wait, I want to come back, WHADDAYAMEAN I'm not going to start.



YOU RETIRED, FUCK YOU, SHUT UP.