Nick Against the World (141 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I fucked a goat named martha Stewart one time.

 

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[Fecal Samatar]

I like the goat, but I don't compare to any becos I no have girlfriend until I marry. I marry human girl next year when I 21 and big party at Mogadishu and enron an you invited.

 

[Bjerknes]

I like the goat, but I don't compare to any becos I no have girlfriend until I marry. I marry human girl next year when I 21 and big party at Mogadishu and enron an you invited.

Thanks my man! This is Enron, Burke and me at a wedding last May. The guy in the picture is the one who got married. Weddings always have a lot of action.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

WE WERE SO CRAZY AT THE RECEPTION!

 

[Bjerknes]

WE WERE SO CRAZY AT THE RECEPTION!

Remember that time when Enron caught the ceremonial stick of dynamite tossed by the bride? And then the bride went over to Enron and demanded that he give it back because he already had some dynamite? And Enron said no bitch and we thought that she would blow the rest of her dynamite right there in the crowd but she didn't? Then he went over to the groom and started shoving the dynamite stick up his rectum, and the stick blew up? Well, we sure had a hard time getting on that subway with all that blood and poop on our garbs!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The funny thing about that whole situation is the bride was Beckenbauer disguised as Lilian Thuram and the Groom was Jay-Z disguised as Karl-Heinz Rummenigge

 

[The Pado]

That sounds like a great wedding reception. Was it Kevin Costner's? Anyway, Fecal should invite Nick to his wedding, as we all know how tolerant Nick is other cultures. Congrats on scoring a human girl!

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah, that was pretty strange. I always wondered why the invitations started off by saying,

"Come join the Rummeniggers for this glorious occasion."

Looked strange.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, that's crazy.


Yo drew, if you ever wanted to hear how loud "silenced" pistols were.

Here's the H&K Mk .23 in .45 ACP

 

[Bjerknes]

That sounds like a great wedding reception. Was it Kevin Costner's? Anyway, Fecal should invite Nick to his wedding, as we all know how tolerant Nick is other cultures. Congrats on scoring a human girl!

It was pretty fascinating.

Fecal, can you show us a pic of her?

 

[Bjerknes]

Dude, open up the I Am a Old Member Here - Seven thread. I want to make some points and help out Seven there..

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Apparently I didn't put the URL in there.

Okay, I'll do it for a bit, but if what you say is against forum rules, I'm warning you.

 

[Bjerknes]

edited for causing Mr. Burke to get a hard on

 

[The Pado]

Question - if NATW is unmoderated and Fecal only posts in NATW and no other threads, what is the point of banning Fecal?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Question - if NATW is unmoderated and Fecal only posts in NATW and no other threads, what is the point of banning Fecal?

Well, you have posted in other threads other than this, and Greg would be the one you want to talk to, I don't have a problem with it, but double accounts are strictly seen as a faux pas. In any case, you know I don't give a flying fuck, I've had 30 doubles here....





.....this is if he is a double....




"Plausible Deniability"

 

[The Pado]

I'm just seeing that Fecal got banned after 3 posts, and all 3 were in this thread, so it made me wonder about the so-called "unmoderated" thread.

I've got no dog in that fight. Ban the little darkie for all I care. He's an idiot. Better yet, let Vinman beat him down.

 

[swag]

Hello welcome to every body one I love you so much. I read all these pages sense my brother come here.
I am brother of Alex you know from Somalia and has cookies in pants but Alex killed last year when he missed 6:00 prayer yes

I know you all like yo sooo much like blandest help me go masbate abd weeeeeee. Love burke an sndy with enson the balls out pants jus like mine. And the pado so funny he get killed in somalia for hos disrespect like seven an dat waffle guy. Love. Respaul I kill myself cos I love allah

Damn, I needed that.

 

[JCK]

Fecal is unbanned granted that he/she/it posts in this thread only.

Give me a hug, Pado

 

[Bjerknes]

YES! LONG LIVE SAMATAR FAMILY!

 

[JCK]

And the Yezkimov family too