Nick Against the World (57 Viewers)
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Ann Arbor is pretty hot. I saw a video of her doing it with a wildebeest once.
Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom my ass. Marlin Perkins got a woodie the size of Mozambique.
I think his actual quote was, "Shit... if this' going to be that gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."
Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom my ass. Marlin Perkins got a woodie the size of Mozambique.
I think his actual quote was, "Shit... if this' going to be that gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."
I'm so sick I once called David Suazo on the phone to tell him his parents had died in a car crash and so he needed to go home. When he got home just to see that his parents were fine, I walked in and he said, "Hey, what's the deal?" I said, "Ohh my bad," and proceeded to put 3 hollow points in the chest of each one. After, I burned down their house with David inside.
Let's get me some make big of nedved sack....
Let's get me some make big of nedved sack....
I'm so sick I once hailed a cab and beat off in the back, and offered my semen as the fare.
I'm so sick I once randomly dialed an old woman on the phone and told her I was her dead husband.
I'm so sick I once beat off with tabasco sauce, not the actual sauce though, the shards of glass from the bottle.
I'm so sick I once asked Sulley Muntari why he signed with Inter, I posed as a journalist and my microphone was a big black dildo.
I'm so sick I once pooped in MY hand and threw it at a monkey.
I'm so sick I once stole a cop car and then tried to pull over a SWAT bus, when they pulled over I gave them a description of me and asked where I could find him.
I'm so sick I once went to a Mac store and stabbed 14 computers with a large knife, this is after the police were alerted to my presence.
I'm so sick I once was so lazy instead of walking upstairs to get water, I stuck my head in the toilet, while Andy was on it.
I'm so sick I once called up Obama and asked if he was Asian, when he said no, I said, "HEY, well at least that's good, only thing worse is if you're a ni**er."
I'm so sick I once called up Vinny's wife and told her that I cheated with her husband, on the internet.
I'm so sick I once switched Jessica Simpson's Proactiv with fecal butt cream.
I'm so sick I once licked Brittney Spears' anus.
I'm so sick I once brought back Moggi, PRONTO, just to see him arrested for being back in football 3 years too early.
I'm so sick I once called out Beckenbauer for dressing like Thuram.
I'm so sick I once took up water polo just so I could drown 12 kittens.
I'm so sick I once looked in the mirror and shouted "FAGGOT!" repeatedly for 57 hours, with no sleep.
I'm so sick I once took a bull-horn to a funeral and said, "TOO BAD THIS GUY WAS A DICK!"
I'm so sick I once fucked my own ass..........with my own dick and fist.
I'm so sick I once wore a KKK shirt to a Martin Luther King Jr. rememberance party and shouted, "HEY, FUCK DEM JEWS AND WHITEYS!"
I'm so sick I once shot Chris Reeves' grave and said, "Not so super now, are ya?"
I'm so sick I once randomly dialed an old woman on the phone and told her I was her dead husband.
I'm so sick I once beat off with tabasco sauce, not the actual sauce though, the shards of glass from the bottle.
I'm so sick I once asked Sulley Muntari why he signed with Inter, I posed as a journalist and my microphone was a big black dildo.
I'm so sick I once pooped in MY hand and threw it at a monkey.
I'm so sick I once stole a cop car and then tried to pull over a SWAT bus, when they pulled over I gave them a description of me and asked where I could find him.
I'm so sick I once went to a Mac store and stabbed 14 computers with a large knife, this is after the police were alerted to my presence.
I'm so sick I once was so lazy instead of walking upstairs to get water, I stuck my head in the toilet, while Andy was on it.
I'm so sick I once called up Obama and asked if he was Asian, when he said no, I said, "HEY, well at least that's good, only thing worse is if you're a ni**er."
I'm so sick I once called up Vinny's wife and told her that I cheated with her husband, on the internet.
I'm so sick I once switched Jessica Simpson's Proactiv with fecal butt cream.
I'm so sick I once licked Brittney Spears' anus.
I'm so sick I once brought back Moggi, PRONTO, just to see him arrested for being back in football 3 years too early.
I'm so sick I once called out Beckenbauer for dressing like Thuram.
I'm so sick I once took up water polo just so I could drown 12 kittens.
I'm so sick I once looked in the mirror and shouted "FAGGOT!" repeatedly for 57 hours, with no sleep.
I'm so sick I once took a bull-horn to a funeral and said, "TOO BAD THIS GUY WAS A DICK!"
I'm so sick I once fucked my own ass..........with my own dick and fist.
I'm so sick I once wore a KKK shirt to a Martin Luther King Jr. rememberance party and shouted, "HEY, FUCK DEM JEWS AND WHITEYS!"
I'm so sick I once shot Chris Reeves' grave and said, "Not so super now, are ya?"