Nick Against the World (66 Viewers)
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Burke: I was watching a show on wasting gas earlier, and I came up with a fantastic shock ploy. We go to the busiest gas station in a metropolitan area, put our cards in, and start pumping gas. And where do we pump the gas to? We pump the gas on the concrete, thus driving up prices even higher!
Just imagine the look on people's faces after ten minutes of wasting gasoline on the streets. Priceless!
Just imagine the look on people's faces after ten minutes of wasting gasoline on the streets. Priceless!
Burke, I just wrote on Sarah Gayman's wall, "I'll be a Gay man if it gets me a date with you." 
YESSSSSSSS!
Ten minutes? NO! We do it until the tanks are empty. So if we do an average of 1 gallon every 3-5 seconds, then we do between 12 ad 20 gallons a minute. So you want to do problems with 120 or 200 gallons? Cummon, you have to get serious, this isn't a joke.
So what we do is put our cards in, and make it look like we are pumping gas into something, so we use a small plastic cup, like a Solo cup, cut the bottom out, and pump gas into it. That isn't the funny part, the funny part is when we do it until all 75,000 gallons are out of the underground holding tanks. So we're sitting there pumping the gas for around...... 500 hours (75K gallons at 150 gallons an hour). So for basically a whole week we are doing this, putting the nozzle into a cup with no bottom, and whenever people look at us or ask what the fuck we're doing, this is all we say: "I CAN'T FILL IT UP, I CAN'T GET IT FULL!"
The REALLY funny thing, 75,000 gallons at 4.35/gal = $326,250
So I guess we can only do it about 15 times before it bankrupts us, that's what sucks.
I love it how the government says a "secret" military installation like Site R doesn't exist, yet you can see it with your own eyes, or in my case, live practically right next to it. And you can also even listen to the helicopters flying ridiculously low over your house at any hour of the day, too
http://eyeball-series.org/site-r/site-r-001.htm
http://eyeball-series.org/site-r/site-r.htm
These guys really took a chance taking all these pictures. They could be arrested for that since it's illegal to take pics of that place under any circumstance. If you look hard enough you could see my house, too.
http://eyeball-series.org/site-r/site-r-001.htm
http://eyeball-series.org/site-r/site-r.htm
These guys really took a chance taking all these pictures. They could be arrested for that since it's illegal to take pics of that place under any circumstance. If you look hard enough you could see my house, too.
that fucked up site 
