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Azzurri7

Azzurri7

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Enron said:
You might expect a rocket or two aimed at your stommy.
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anywhere but my stomy...i'd rather they aim it right at my head, but not stommy. stommy is very sensitive place.

swag said:
Not if you yell "Allah Akbar!" when you nail her.
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I lost my virginity almost that way....but it was more like, allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah owwwwwww akbar.
 
Bjerknes

Bjerknes

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swag said:
Cannon to right of them, :analcanon:
Cannon to left of them, :analcanon:
Cannon in front of them :analcanon:
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell :analcanon: :analcanon: :analcanon: :analcanon: :analcanon:
Rode the six hundred.

God, I love citing Tennyson on these forums...
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Sound the cannon, good sir.

:analcanon:

Azzurri7 said:
Talking about Jews, I'm dating a jewy girl, you think Hezbollah will harm me for this?
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Hassan Nasrallah will give you a ring on your cell tomorrow, he'll ask you if he can meet you, and you'll oblige. Then the next day he will be in your house for you, naked, and he will demand you to strip down as well. Then you will wrestle like bears and if you win, you'll get to keep the girl.

Enron said:
If your stommy was big like the Kung Fu Panda you could just go "SKADOOSH" and bounce the rockets away.
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Skaddooooooosh, yallla walla.
 
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