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L'autista
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That's one of the things I like about you, Burke. That fresh morning feeling you get in the morning after taking a huge dump? :pado: For some reason, I get that same rectal-stretching spring in my step just by hanging out around you. :confused:
 

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L'autista
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Well, boys, time to see if my hometown makes the news again. The Olympic torch is coming through a couple blocks from my office any moment now:

http://sport.guardian.co.uk/breakingnews/feedstory/0,,-7449193,00.html

or, as we locals call it with a Chinese human rights bent, "The Olympic Torcher" (rhymes with "Olympic Torture"). I'm going to have to go down at lunch dressed as a giant tube of toothpaste filled with diethylene glycol. (I'm sure the locals have the death dog food covered.)

If I get photos of everyone being dragged off to the Big House, I'll post 'em. (Yeah, right -- SF cops are such softies.)
 
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That's one of the things I like about you, Burke. That fresh morning feeling you get in the morning after taking a huge dump? :pado: For some reason, I get that same rectal-stretching spring in my step just by hanging out around you. :confused:
:toast:

Love you too, Broseph di Broseppi.
These Tibet lovers are annoying the hell out of me.
Fuck China! Free Tibet!
 

.zero

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There was talk of it but none of the countries have decided to take that stance.
why would the olympic committee select a country with so much political, social, environmental and economical turmoil and volatility???

i know they are a bunch of dumb fucks but this just seems that the committee was asking for this one.
 

Zé Tahir

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why would the olympic committee select a country with so much political, social, environmental and economical turmoil and volatility???

i know they are a bunch of dumb fucks but this just seems that the committee was asking for this one.
China has a booming economy and there's plenty of money to be made from holding an event such as this. It's not like they have a personal relationship with them lol, money makes the world go round for these people.

The Tibetans started this shit just because of the media attention surrounding this event. The last thing China would have wanted was negative media attention since they've been 'teaching' the Chinese all kinds of manners and hygienic ways in preparation for this and that has gained them a lot of positive media attention.
 

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ßöмßäяðîëя;1608218 said:
....because they are douches.
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see andy's quote in my sig

China has a booming economy and there's plenty of money to be made from holding an event such as this. It's not like they have a personal relationship with them lol, money makes the world go round for these people.

The Tibetans started this shit just because of the media attention surrounding this event. The last thing China would have wanted was negative media attention since they've been 'teaching' the Chinese all kinds of manners and hygienic ways in preparation for this and that has gained them a lot of positive media attention.
i understand that its all about the money, but from what I gather about this entire thing is that China has A LOT of things to fix up and get in order for the games. On top of that I heard that its not very easy to get a visa to get into china so will that also change cuz of the games???

Plus why the fack would anyone want to go to china anyway???
 

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L'autista
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why would the olympic committee select a country with so much political, social, environmental and economical turmoil and volatility???

i know they are a bunch of dumb fucks but this just seems that the committee was asking for this one.
It's not Mexico City in 1968. But we'll see.

And of course China got the Olympics for the same reasons they got American "Most Favored Nation" trade status.

Let's not forget that this is the same China who, in their bid for the 2000 Olympics that went to Sydney, promised the IOC that they would eliminate all houseflies in Beijing by the turn of the millennium as part of their bid offer. :confused2

The Tibetans started this shit just because of the media attention surrounding this event. The last thing China would have wanted was negative media attention since they've been 'teaching' the Chinese all kinds of manners and hygienic ways in preparation for this and that has gained them a lot of positive media attention.
China has a massive chip on its shoulder. They are symbolic of the many nations who have national identities rooted in victimhood. They feel the world gives them no respect, and it's a chance for them to have their debutante, coming out ball.

I think it's going to generally go well for China. But there's a real chance of a number of Potemkin Villages as part of the grand back story of this event.

I think the funniest thing is that they will not be able to suppress a world cultural miscue -- the kind that gave rise to the no-fly-zone proposal for their 2000 bid. I literally expect Olympic athletes to scream horrified out of their Olympic Village apartments on day 1, mortified about the severed goat heads in their rooms left as a welcoming gift.

Well, maybe not that exactly. But something like it. I'm banking on it.

i understand that its all about the money, but from what I gather about this entire thing is that China has A LOT of things to fix up and get in order for the games. On top of that I heard that its not very easy to get a visa to get into china so will that also change cuz of the games???

Plus why the fack would anyone want to go to china anyway???
China is a cool place to visit, though I haven't been in 7 years. In fact, I was there when they were bidding for the 2008 Games and saw Beijing decorated in IOC propaganda to sway the votes. I only imagine now that traffic has become more congested and insane, building has gotten even crazier, etc. Like it or not, China is a country that is going to help define the world -- for better or worse -- in the 21st century. May as well accept it.

But hearing the stories of the long-distance runners who are training in the streets behind city buses to prepare their lungs for the Beijing smog are downright wacky...
 

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My aunt and her family lived in China for 4 years and they say the Chinese are very friendly and hospitable people. I'm sure their Olympics will be successful. About the visa thing, I don't know anything about that but I'm sure there are plenty of Chinese people to fill the stadiums :D
 

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L'autista
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greg,

was your trip to china for business or pleasure?

and as a follow-up was it anything like chris tucker's experience in Rush Hour 2??
It was business, but I was there long enough to make it also pleasure. I was also there with a coworker who grew up in Taiwan and was a citizen from there, so she was able to navigate this white boy through all sorts of funny stories in Mandarin. (The funny thing about the Taiwan thing with China, the customs people asked for my "passport", and they asked her "papers to return home". Nice subtlety on the politics. ;) )

And you know, I must see Rush Hour 2 now. But the idea of "Rush Hour" in any major Chinese city has to be even more of an oxymoron now than it was then.

My aunt and her family lived in China for 4 years and they say the Chinese are very friendly and hospitable people. I'm sure their Olympics will be successful. About the visa thing, I don't know anything about that but I'm sure there are plenty of Chinese people to fill the stadiums :D
The weird thing they have to relax from when I was there was always having a Chinese-approved escort. I went out in the countrysides and ate whole fish in the homes of peasants a few miles from the Great Wall, for example. And at all times, I couldn't legally be far from someone who was pedigreed with official documents from China.

Turns out it was a guy who completely bitched about China in the privacy of his VW Jetta while driving us around (he worked in our Beijing office), but he would have never said those things to other Chinese in his car.
 
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A girl I dated for awhile just got back from there like 3 weeks ago and she said their tour guides would refuse to answer questions about their government. We aren't necessarily talking about bad questions, but questions about how the government worked, et cetera. For this basis only, to refuse to answer the questions just because they were about the government is fucking retarded.

So fuck China, and the rickshaw they rode in on.
 

Vinman

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These Tibet lovers are annoying the hell out of me.
Communist !!! :p

ßöмßäяðîëя;1608378 said:
A girl I dated for awhile just got back from there like 3 weeks ago and she said their tour guides would refuse to answer questions about their government. We aren't necessarily talking about bad questions, but questions about how the government worked, et cetera. For this basis only, to refuse to answer the questions just because they were about the government is fucking retarded.

So fuck China, and the rickshaw they rode in on.
:lol:
 

The Pado

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My aunt and her family lived in China for 4 years and they say the Chinese are very friendly and hospitable people. I'm sure their Olympics will be successful. About the visa thing, I don't know anything about that but I'm sure there are plenty of Chinese people to fill the stadiums :D
It's not the Chinese people you have to worry about slaughtering Tibetan monks and students in T-Square, it's the chinese fucking fucking government. Fuck China, Free Tibet, Quote Burke.
 

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