When Steve McLaren got the England job, I recall the reaction was "Oh yes, he's pure shite . . . but at least he's English"
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Yell....OSAMA, I'M COMING! Then when everyone looks at you, say: "He's still running for president, right?
How so....I think they are the greatest team in the world, and always will be.
If I said this for real, I would hope someone would just slaughter my whole family in front of my eyes, then cut off my nose and stick it up my ass so I could tell that my shit didn't stink.
Yea, well I've seen Lisbon and Scotland, PA, and Mexico, NY.....ask Aziz, we actually stopped off in Mexico, NY on our way to Montreal so he could shit.
I say McLaren, but I am a nigger lover, so...
Last night I started talking to a MEXICAN who was a MARINE and he started to talk about Real Madrid, then he said he loved the way Barca played, when I told him the difference between Castilian Spain and Catalunia, and that Barca and Real were bitter rivals.....he actually argued. So I told this kid to go home and love PUMAS, he was less than happy with me after that.
Word is bond.....
He would just take women and fuck them with his LONG BALLS tactic....so he wouldn't even use his cox.
Hi, my name is Pado, I don't write long posts, I just write sentences and post them over and over.
the airport is gonna be soooo bad today. my flight is at 7 but i leave work at like 5. then the gov gonna search a kid like i'm made of c4 cuz i'm brown. FACK 
EDIT: Congrats to England for trying to cheat their way in the Euro 2008 finals 
If I said this for real, I would hope someone would just slaughter my whole family in front of my eyes, then cut off my nose and stick it up my ass so I could tell that my shit didn't stink.
Yea, well I've seen Lisbon and Scotland, PA, and Mexico, NY.....ask Aziz, we actually stopped off in Mexico, NY on our way to Montreal so he could shit.
I say McLaren, but I am a nigger lover, so...
Last night I started talking to a MEXICAN who was a MARINE and he started to talk about Real Madrid, then he said he loved the way Barca played, when I told him the difference between Castilian Spain and Catalunia, and that Barca and Real were bitter rivals.....he actually argued. So I told this kid to go home and love PUMAS, he was less than happy with me after that.
Word is bond.....
He would just take women and fuck them with his LONG BALLS tactic....so he wouldn't even use his cox.
Hi, my name is Pado, I don't write long posts, I just write sentences and post them over and over.
Precisely the sort of idiotic arrogance I think has been poisoning England's NT and its mentality for decades now. 
Yeah, he's even got sexual positions named after him. Word has it on the practice pitch this season that Massimo Oddo told Daniele Bonera that he was going to teach him how to do a "Sven Goran" back in the locker room. Bonera showed up with a practice ball, only to discover Oddo naked from the waist down carrying a traffic pylon and wearing a welder's mask.
Yeah, he's even got sexual positions named after him. Word has it on the practice pitch this season that Massimo Oddo told Daniele Bonera that he was going to teach him how to do a "Sven Goran" back in the locker room. Bonera showed up with a practice ball, only to discover Oddo naked from the waist down carrying a traffic pylon and wearing a welder's mask.
I think you got carried away there. We're not talking about winning something here. We are talking about qualifying, that is a given and as said today "minimum requirement" for the job. For not being able to qualify despite the circumstances, the manager takes the blame for that.
To qualify for this is not a challenging task for an English national team, its a given. I realise the failure to qualify gives the English bashers plenty of "I told you so moments", but don't get carried away. To say this team isn't a strong one and there are no world class players is simply retarded.
To qualify for this is not a challenging task for an English national team, its a given. I realise the failure to qualify gives the English bashers plenty of "I told you so moments", but don't get carried away. To say this team isn't a strong one and there are no world class players is simply retarded.
@Andy
GROW UP: I think your marketing conspiracy theory has gone to your head. There is no such thing as a group of elite marketing gurus who sell the premier league to the world you know? I think if you spoke Italian and lived in an Italian filled society you'd probably see the same thing about that league, or if you spoke Spanish and lived in a Spanish filled society you'd see the same about that. You can talk like that until you are blue in the face but really it's pretty pointless, unnecessary and actually makes you sound a bit mental.
RETARD QUOTE OF THE WEEK AWARD: "Don't put all the blame on McClaren, put the blame on yourselves."
Yes it is our fault, damn us as a country for this! Grow up. That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard in my life. We blame the national team, particularly the national manager as he has the position of responsibility for the team, for the failures. We do this because we are a people who just expect the best. Half assed isn't good enough for England. The same way half assed isn't good enough when we go to work. Believe it or not, the thought that some other country has got one over on us or something absolutely mental like you will come out with isn;t the reason people are pissed off. Its because failure affects the working lives of every person in the country this summer and even the economy.
REALITY CHECK 1:
Things I have never ever heard in my life living in England:
Rooney is the best player in the world.
The English PL is the best league in the world, there is no better league than the EPL.
England is the best national team in the world.
The Italian league is not as good as the English league.
Real life is more like:
Rooney is better than Ronaldo.
Liverpool are stronger than MU this year.
The Italian league? I don't watch it.
The Italian league? I don't like it.
Italians are greasy wops.
Kaka is great, I wish we signed him.
This shit just doesn't happen off internet forums. In real life, it isn't a real thing. Just normal people talking normally about the league they follow every day and the players they watch.
REALITY CHECK 2: I've heard countless scouse twats with not a tooth in there head from beating the fuck out of people tell me the Italian league is a different class, I've heard homeless Londoners tell me they prefer it. These are hardly the educated of the nation. Don’t tell me the English are some fucking breed with a god complex, it isn’t true and its starting to get annoying and just ends up looking slightly racist.
DROP YOUR SHIT: Its so boring and worthless. I enjoy reading your posts, I just wish there was a button that cut our your conspiracies and us v them bullshit and just let me read the normal (usually good) bits.
REMEMBER: ANY English Premier League fan who visits an Italian football forum is a minority. ANY American EPL fan is a minority. ANY one you meet who talks ANYTHING about EPL is a minority. End off. Go to one English bar and talk to people and you’ll have more egg on your face than a dirty wop in a pizza shop.
LESSON: The English do not hate you. You probably didn't even come into their mind. YOU ARE NOT HARD DONE TO.
Fuck me mate. Enough is enough.
GROW UP: I think your marketing conspiracy theory has gone to your head. There is no such thing as a group of elite marketing gurus who sell the premier league to the world you know? I think if you spoke Italian and lived in an Italian filled society you'd probably see the same thing about that league, or if you spoke Spanish and lived in a Spanish filled society you'd see the same about that. You can talk like that until you are blue in the face but really it's pretty pointless, unnecessary and actually makes you sound a bit mental.
RETARD QUOTE OF THE WEEK AWARD: "Don't put all the blame on McClaren, put the blame on yourselves."
Yes it is our fault, damn us as a country for this! Grow up. That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard in my life. We blame the national team, particularly the national manager as he has the position of responsibility for the team, for the failures. We do this because we are a people who just expect the best. Half assed isn't good enough for England. The same way half assed isn't good enough when we go to work. Believe it or not, the thought that some other country has got one over on us or something absolutely mental like you will come out with isn;t the reason people are pissed off. Its because failure affects the working lives of every person in the country this summer and even the economy.
REALITY CHECK 1:
Things I have never ever heard in my life living in England:
Rooney is the best player in the world.
The English PL is the best league in the world, there is no better league than the EPL.
England is the best national team in the world.
The Italian league is not as good as the English league.
Real life is more like:
Rooney is better than Ronaldo.
Liverpool are stronger than MU this year.
The Italian league? I don't watch it.
The Italian league? I don't like it.
Italians are greasy wops.
Kaka is great, I wish we signed him.
This shit just doesn't happen off internet forums. In real life, it isn't a real thing. Just normal people talking normally about the league they follow every day and the players they watch.
REALITY CHECK 2: I've heard countless scouse twats with not a tooth in there head from beating the fuck out of people tell me the Italian league is a different class, I've heard homeless Londoners tell me they prefer it. These are hardly the educated of the nation. Don’t tell me the English are some fucking breed with a god complex, it isn’t true and its starting to get annoying and just ends up looking slightly racist.
DROP YOUR SHIT: Its so boring and worthless. I enjoy reading your posts, I just wish there was a button that cut our your conspiracies and us v them bullshit and just let me read the normal (usually good) bits.
REMEMBER: ANY English Premier League fan who visits an Italian football forum is a minority. ANY American EPL fan is a minority. ANY one you meet who talks ANYTHING about EPL is a minority. End off. Go to one English bar and talk to people and you’ll have more egg on your face than a dirty wop in a pizza shop.
LESSON: The English do not hate you. You probably didn't even come into their mind. YOU ARE NOT HARD DONE TO.
Fuck me mate. Enough is enough.
Touché, I'm baffled to see how little people know of Italian society. You'd expect more from Juventus fans. The English are categorised as arrogant on this forum, but really, the Italian press is far more arrogant when it comes to Serie A. The Premier League at least really is the best league in the world.
England has got enough potential to qualify. It's the manager's job to make that potential come true. England didn't qualify, so McClaren fucked up. It's as simple as that.
I am also sick and tired of the criticism towards English media. Yes, BBC was a tad bit patriotic when reporting the game yesterday. Yes, they were patriotic preparing for the game. But where the fuck is the disgrace in that? RAI is just the same, the only difference being that it's shit.
England has got enough potential to qualify. It's the manager's job to make that potential come true. England didn't qualify, so McClaren fucked up. It's as simple as that.
I am also sick and tired of the criticism towards English media. Yes, BBC was a tad bit patriotic when reporting the game yesterday. Yes, they were patriotic preparing for the game. But where the fuck is the disgrace in that? RAI is just the same, the only difference being that it's shit.
Exactly. Don't take the job and take a couple a couple of fucking million that we are no doubt paying for if you can't take a backlash when you fail.
Of course they will be patriotic. That is what we want, this is entertainment. We don't want some fucking weather man on there giving us the low down and reminding us not to enjoy ourselves too much because at the end of the day Italy are better! Imagine Andy as EPL pundit!? Haha. It's so retarded!
Fuck me I'm giving you rep for this.
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Of course they will be patriotic. That is what we want, this is entertainment. We don't want some fucking weather man on there giving us the low down and reminding us not to enjoy ourselves too much because at the end of the day Italy are better! Imagine Andy as EPL pundit!? Haha. It's so retarded!
Fuck me I'm giving you rep for this.
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wow...I'm impressed int:
what league doesn't claim to be the best ?? (excluding the MLS, of course !)
int: what league doesn't claim to be the best ?? (excluding the MLS, of course !)
But the odd thing is.. they do have a good league and they could have won the Euros with the right manager.
GROW UP! WHO CARES!? Why does that matter when you are watching your nation hoping they qualify so you'll get a fucking few half days off in the summer?
Get a loud speaker around wembley "BE CAREFUL EVERYONE NOT TO CHEER TO LOUD OR THINK WE ARE TOO GOOD IN CASE WE OFFEND SOME ITALIANS OR SOMETHING. WE CANT BE TOO PATRIOTIC OR ARROGANT BECAUSE STATISTICALLY ITALY ARE BETTER. THANKYOU".
You people are nuts.
Get a loud speaker around wembley "BE CAREFUL EVERYONE NOT TO CHEER TO LOUD OR THINK WE ARE TOO GOOD IN CASE WE OFFEND SOME ITALIANS OR SOMETHING. WE CANT BE TOO PATRIOTIC OR ARROGANT BECAUSE STATISTICALLY ITALY ARE BETTER. THANKYOU".
You people are nuts.
