Nick Against the World (107 Viewers)

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
I will never be a Swede, I am a Swedish citizen who have integrated well in the society. That's about it.

I've met many here who come from foreign families but were either born in Sweden or arrived to the country when they were 4 years old or something. THESE are Swedes.
You are nothing but a dirty immo. Repeat after me.

'I am a dirty immo'.
 

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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Name: Sasquatch

Place of Birth: The Woods

Passport: Canada

Looks: Like a Bear, but flings shit with his hand like an Ape

Nationality: Belgian

Turn Ons: Waffles, Shitting in the woods, Beating Police Officers and their Vehicles

Turn Offs: Hot Showers, Butt Plugs, Beef Jerky, Americans
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,363
What I also wonder about: why does Vinman insist on calling me a "reader"? As if reading books, a word he seems to hate, makes one unrealistic. I find this behaviour and this opinion odd because it goes against the very fundamentals of Western society.
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
I consider myself Swedish (well part). I grew up there but I'm not a citizen of Sweden. I speak the language fluently, majority of my friends are there, and now that I live outside it I can't wait for the day I go back.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Andy you don't have a passport!?
Not to my knowledge he doesn't. He's never needed one.


You are nothing but a dirty immo. Repeat after me.

'I am a dirty immo'.
What the fuck is an Immo?
Name: Sasquatch

Place of Birth: The Woods

Passport: Canada

Looks: Like a Bear, but flings shit with his hand like an Ape

Nationality: Belgian

Turn Ons: Waffles, Shitting in the woods, Beating Police Officers and their Vehicles

Turn Offs: Hot Showers, Butt Plugs, Beef Jerky, Americans
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What I also wonder about: why does Vinman insist on calling me a "reader"? As if reading books, a word he seems to hate, makes one unrealistic. I find this behaviour and this opinion odd because it goes against the very fundamentals of Western society.
Well, I read more than I want to because of school, but to some reading is like living in the past, while others would rather live in the present.
Hi, my name's Graham, and I'm a dirty immo
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN IMMO!?!?!
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,867
Seven is right. It is retarded how some Americans are like that. You know, ever seen those Irish ones that harp on about the IRA and listen to the Dubliners and have sex with shamrocks? You know, it's gay. You know? People look silly like that. If someone has never even be to a country and let it define them. It's silly. You know? A country defining anyone is silly. You know? Instead of trying to be something else, just be the dirty immos you are. You know? You hear?
A friend of my brother, when he was attending the U. of Texas, got a Native American scholarship on the basis that he was able to genetically prove he was 1/32nd Cherokee. Immediately, he went around campus addressing all his white professors and college friends as "paleface".

It seemed most appropriate to me.
 

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