Nick Against the World (58 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Gay:

 

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[.zero]

Gay:

that would make a good av

 

[The Pado]

But who wants to be known as "the guy with the Richard Simmons av"?

 

[Enron]

Nick?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Bah. Given the women I saw down in Alba, and even near the Università degli Studi di Torino, I wouldn't even wipe my dick on her curtains.

Does your wife know you speak like that?

Gay: France scoring two late goals to see off lame-ass Lithuania.

Cool: Marco Amelia's giant penis; Heads flying over the Verrazano Narrows Bridge; and Tori Spelling's shoe (I bought it on ebay, put my testicles in it, and sold it back it her)

RIP TODD AND TIMMY, you cock sucker.

Gay:

Word...

But who wants to be known as "the guy with the Richard Simmons av"?

Sounds like something for Turk "Meathead" Bianconero.

 

[JCK]

Jackson, can you change the "m" in my name to a "м"?

Done

 

[Enron]

Sounds like something for Turk "Meathead" Bianconero.

Or everyone's favorite Eastern block personality...Kostarica.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Done

Word, thanks, bud.

Or everyone's favorite Eastern block personality...Kostarica.

you mean georgia's finest?

 

[Hambon]

Two syllables that shout GAY: Di-da
That ass clown and his recent performance in the CL make Russel Simmons look like Hulk Hogan.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hulk Hogan on acid, no less.

 

[JCK]

I would pay to see Hulk Hogan on acid

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That would be pretty cool now that I think about it.

 

[JCK]

He would beat the shit out of himself in a performance better than Norton in Fight Club.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That would be worth the Oscar meant for DIE-DA!

 

[swag]

Gay: France scoring two late goals to see off lame-ass Lithuania.

And they were holding up so well until then too.

As they say in Lithuanian, kad tau ezhys kelnese ishdygtu. Or: let the hedgehog appear in your pants.

Two syllables that shout GAY: Di-da
That ass clown and his recent performance in the CL make Russel Simmons look like Hulk Hogan.

Oh, that's so perfect. I cannot believe I forgot that one.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's better than Leopold the Russian cat that just wants "to get along".

 

[swag]

That's better than Leopold the Russian cat that just wants "to get along".

I've heard a legend about that somewhere... :sick:

 

[The Pado]

So who wins the fight: Richard Simmons with a lead-lined purse, Hulk Hogan on acid, or Sasquatch after he stepped in a bag of shit and tracked it into his cave?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hogan, def....

 

[Bjerknes]

Well, good old District Magistrate Judge Pretoria took a day off today. Thank you, your honor.