Nick Against the World (40 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Another memorable quote from North End Commodity Traders:

Fang Zu: (Accidently pushing a rival commodity trader on the NYMEX Floor) Look, I don't want any trouble!
Rival Trader - A fucking Chink. Why's a Chink running with around the NYMEX?
Fang Zu: I don't know anything about the NYMEX. I'm just a beginner here.
Rival Trader: How about we leave you with a proper welcome. Ever heard of a put option on pork bellies grin, huh?
Fang Zu: Please, nooooooooooooooo!
Rival Trader: Do you take Bejing Express?

Rival Trader: I bet Willy gave out his fair share of pork belly grins, back when the Desailly wasn't so sloppy to lose money on weather forecasts.

Willy: We don't leave our trades behind!

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You are a fucking nutcase.

 

[Vinman]

I just realised I didn't jump on the chance to call you a darkie beater there. Where you pleased?

very int:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I love how she said "where" instead of "were".

 

[Azzurri7]

Didn't she claim that she's perfect in English?

 

[swag]

Greg, are you still in Italy?

Yup. Been hanging in Alba for the past week. Heading to Torino tomorrow. :toast:

Exchanging one set of head-spinning supermodels for another...

Speaking of which, here I just discovered the MediaSet canale 5 TV show (Berlusconi's network) called, Ciao, Darwin: L'Anello Mancante, or "Hey, Darwin! - the Missing Link". Fabulous show with the infamous Paolo Bonolis as host.

In it, you have a farcical competition between two teams: the Belli and the Brutti in the last episode aired. Yes, the supermodels versus the fat, short bald guys. And in classic Italian style, they do crazy shit on camera, but you have to always root for Team Brutti -- since they have characters that look like failed auditions for Fellini films.

Here's a sample of the genius of this program, continuing the traditions of Brunelleschi and Caravaggio (you can see the 'TI" of the team BRUTTI sign in front of half the contestants here):

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nice car....Mr. Rogers.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Didn't she claim that she's perfect in English?

Yes...

 

[Azzurri7]

Yes...

She should soap it then


I feel like raping Ikaninhosa and put some grygera on his face

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ejack on him, holmes. Grygera all over his face, then hotdog up his wife's maldini and pull out and put it up her panucci hole, THEN grygera juice her insides.

You silly hotdog man. Soap down fat stomys and make me rub them, yummy.

 

[Azzurri7]

JE TAIME BURKEY BURKEY

 

[Enron]

Another memorable quote from North End Commodity Traders:

Fang Zu: (Accidently pushing a rival commodity trader on the NYMEX Floor) Look, I don't want any trouble!
Rival Trader - A fucking Chink. Why's a Chink running with around the NYMEX?
Fang Zu: I don't know anything about the NYMEX. I'm just a beginner here.
Rival Trader: How about we leave you with a proper welcome. Ever heard of a put option on pork bellies grin, huh?
Fang Zu: Please, nooooooooooooooo!
Rival Trader: Do you take Bejing Express?

Rival Trader: I bet Willy gave out his fair share of pork belly grins, back when the Desailly wasn't so sloppy to lose money on weather forecasts.

Willy: We don't leave our trades behind!

Too bad you forgot to take out Bruvva on one of the quotes in the first post.

 

[Seven]

JE TAIME BURKEY BURKEY

I don't know whether or not Blandest is good at English, but your French certainly sucks.

 

[Enron]

How's your Pig Latin?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I don't know whether or not Blandest is good at English, but your French certainly sucks.

Give him a break. He speaks Arabic and English.

That's two alphabets, dude!

 

[.zero]

How's your Pig Latin?

fucking amazing!! whenever i spit game at broken skank strippers its all pig latin baby

you dont need 1's to get them saggers to come out at the titty bar

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I mean such as and the Iraq and such as the US Americans and about the Asian Countries and South Africa and such as the education of the future and such as...

 

[Seven]

Give him a break. He speaks Arabic and English.

That's two alphabets, dude!

I used to read ancient Greek, that's also another alphabet.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well yea, and a dead language, so it's more difficult.

 

[Seven]

Well yea, and a dead language, so it's more difficult.

In any case Rab shouldn't point to others when it comes to grammatical mistakes. Blandest is English so if she makes a mistake, I'm sure it's a typing error or something.