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Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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ßömßäяdîëя;1466259 said:
My mom died in a car accident when I was 7, so no, she doesn't do that anymore.

But at least I can speak English...
dude.....it appears that all of your family died by the time you were 9....well except todd and timmy who held on till george bin laden attacked american freedom. i get the feeling you were raised in a catholic orphanage until the age of 12, when todd and timmy started to seel their asses under the bridge so that you could have a proper education,a roof over your head and stop Father McHugendong playing "plumb the choirboy" with you.

would explain a lot
 

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.zero

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dude.....it appears that all of your family died by the time you were 9....well except todd and timmy who held on till george bin laden attacked american freedom. i get the feeling you were raised in a catholic orphanage until the age of 12, when todd and timmy started to seel their asses under the bridge so that you could have a proper education,a roof over your head and stop Father McHugendong playing "plumb the choirboy" with you.

would explain a lot

:rofl::rofl::agree:
 

.zero

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where the fuck is andy? he's been m.i.a. for a while, has he been kidnapped and being held hostage by polish-islamic terrorists in hazleton, pennsylvania?
 

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Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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Andy is one of those smart folks who reads books and counts numbers more than he should. And he has also been involved in muppet smuggling for the last month or so. He shoves Kermit the frog up his ass and then takes a flight to Cuba or some other third world nation and entertains the little ones. Andy does this not for the children but for the pleasure of stuffing a muppet in his trunk.
 

.zero

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cant argue with that, but i would have thought that he would buddy kermit up with gonzo or that dumb fucking bear that always said "wokka wokka wokka". thus leaving a random moments of "wokka wokka wokka" spewing from his cavernous garage
 

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Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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cant argue with that, but i would have thought that he would buddy kermit up with gonzo or that dumb fucking bear that always said "wokka wokka wokka". thus leaving a random moments of "wokka wokka wokka" spewing from his cavernous garage
Gonzo does have a big nose. :eyebrows:

But the kids give a better reaction when the sounds of Kermit singing "Rainbow Connection" echo out of Andy's crevass.
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Small pants? Aren't small pants just normal pants? Maybe in the US you got some huge pants.
There are the normal small pants and then there are the really small pants. You know, the g-string variety and the kind of thong back that I floss my teeth with.

So, that is why I asked if you were wearing really small pants.
 
Apr 12, 2004
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dude.....it appears that all of your family died by the time you were 9....well except todd and timmy who held on till george bin laden attacked american freedom. i get the feeling you were raised in a catholic orphanage until the age of 12, when todd and timmy started to seel their asses under the bridge so that you could have a proper education,a roof over your head and stop Father McHugendong playing "plumb the choirboy" with you.

would explain a lot
No, my mom died when I was 7....everyone else when i was 9 (except my dad) then todd and timmy when I was 15.
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Claire - I was walking around downtown Buffalo, NY with a couple of my African friends. We turned the corner and saw Officer Vin Man. Out came the club. I covered up. When it was over, I was unstruck. However, a trail of broken darkies were left in Vin's wake all the way back to Zionville.

Why do police officers beat blacks?



Hehehe
 

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