Nick Against the World (59 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

A: sipping that same fine malt after a rather easy day at the office where a shit load of money poured in.

That's great. Now you can do some Pro Bono work on my donkbutt!

 

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[Bjerknes]

Are you a Materazzi/Rui Costa fan?

I abhor Materazzi as he is a greasy little cunt, but Rui Costa is one of my favorite players in history. The way he moves with the ball is just sublime and his technique is more fluent than Zidane. A true master of the game, Senor Rui Costa.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

But you still have to admit he's a brilliant player who does happen to be a douchebag.

True dat...

Are you a Materazzi/Rui Costa fan?

This was to Hector.

That's great. Now you can do some Pro Bono work on my donkbutt!

Because you already did some bono to my donkbutt.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I abhor Materazzi as he is a greasy little cunt, but Rui Costa is one of my favorite players in history. The way he moves with the ball is just sublime and his technique is more fluent than Zidane. A true master of the game, Senor Rui Costa.

I knew what you thought....now donkbutt my mouthbutt...

 

[Bjerknes]

There is a group on facebook named "Lets Kick Materazzi out of football." Hell, lets kick Materazzi out of the Earth and send him along with 500,000,000 gallons of radioactive waste to the Sun right before a projected solar flare.

Then, kill 25,000 random people.

Go River Plate.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Go jump off a building because you love Man Utd.

 

[Bjerknes]

Brett Favre is the shit. There's no doubt about it. If I respect anybody in the NFL today, it's Brett Favre as he is th epitome of quaterback class. Not to mention the whole Green Bay organization is still there because of the fans. What a fucking team.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I only respect Tank Johnson, Pacman Jones, and Terrell Ownes because of the same thing.

 

[Turdhead]

Pado, no. Sorry.

 

[Bozi]

Pado, no. Sorry.

pado, i dont have shoes, or a muffin but you know i am always there in your hour of need

 

[The Pado]

pado, i dont have shoes, or a muffin but you know i am always there in your hour of need

I think she was saying "no" to Small Pants.

Wasn't that Nancy Reagan's solution to ending the worldwide masturbation problem, "Just Say No to Small Pants" ?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea....small pants have always been my problem.....

 

[Turdhead]

I think she was saying "no" to Small Pants.

Wasn't that Nancy Reagan's solution to ending the worldwide masturbation problem, "Just Say No to Small Pants" ?

Small pants? Aren't small pants just normal pants? Maybe in the US you got some huge pants.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

For all of our huge dongs.

 

[Turdhead]

For all of our huge dongs.

We're talking women here. You have no huge dong, just a huge nut sack and that is sick. And you where whatever pants your mother picks out for you, kid.

 

[Enron]

Speaking of pants, I just got in from a wonderful 5k run. It was so good I got liquid explosion all over me and had to finish the last 2k with no pants.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

We're talking women here. You have no huge dong, just a huge nut sack and that is sick. And you where whatever pants your mother picks out for you, kid.

My mom died in a car accident when I was 7, so no, she doesn't do that anymore.

But at least I can speak English...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Speaking of pants, I just got in from a wonderful 5k run. It was so good I got liquid explosion all over me and had to finish the last 2k with no pants.

Fuckin', Enron....

 

[Turdhead]

My mom dies in a car accident when I was 7, so no, she doesn't do that anymore.

But at least I can speak English...

I speak perfect English. I come from schools that wrote the book. That my friend was a typo. That's the nature of such online communication, cockweed.

I've heard the sad story before. I'm not sure I believe it though it would explain a lot.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Okay, wienerbutt.