Nick Against the World (53 Viewers)

[Enron]

That's what I tell people too.

 

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[Turdhead]

That or creative...I get them both.

Yeah really creative. If only you had a trademark symbol in there you'd really have nailed it.

 

[Turdhead]

Do you realise you are still hot?

I haven't aged so well I'm afraid. Had my time around 19.

 

[JCK]

No one has a chance with me. I'm only into myself.

Can I watch at least?

 

[Turdhead]

It's not physical.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Jack, driver du med henne?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yeah really creative. If only you had a trademark symbol in there you'd really have nailed it.

I did for awhile.

Can I watch at least?

Word...

 

[The Pado]

I just shat

in a brown paper bag


stolen from the sasquatch

on a Saturday night.

 

[Enron]

I just shat

in a brown paper bag


stolen from the sasquatch

on a Saturday night.

Pure poetry.

 

[Vinman]

I just shat

in a brown paper bag


stolen from the sasquatch

on a Saturday night.

can we publish this ??

 

[Bozi]

Well....you should be here. I know some 24 year old hotties that a throwing a 4 kegger at a house less than a half-mile from my house. Saturday is my cousin's wedding reception, and tonight I have a mini keg and an 18 pack.

And yes, Bosman Rulings because I am going to get wasted and call Bobby Boswell again on the phone.

What do you mean by Bosman Rulings?

dude i am in spain at the mo.....my wee step bro is their. i think you should call him and pretend you are from the genital wart clinic and record it,upload it to youtube and let us see the results

Whenever someone yells Bosman Ruling you finish your drink. Usually after something cool happens.

so touched it sounds just like the sort of game the bozman would inventint: int:

No one has a chance with me. I'm only into myself.

hmmmmm battery powered or manual???

 

[The Pado]

Burkey is going to be fine form this morning, following his redneck kegger and the WVU defeat. At least he can comfort himself with the endless flow of goals streaming from his new favorite Italian, Luca "Greasy Pizza" Riga Toni.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just shat

in a brown paper bag


stolen from the sasquatch

on a Saturday night.

Tell the little lady I miss her.

Burkey is going to be fine form this morning, following his redneck kegger and the WVU defeat. At least he can comfort himself with the endless flow of goals streaming from his new favorite Italian, Luca "Greasy Pizza" Riga Toni.

Yea...well this is all I have to say to you:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I would rather have Dan Rather beat up my mom and steal my favorite jar of Smucker's all while jerking off into my dog's mouth and have him yell "THIS IS THE NEWS" into the microphone that goes directly to Mother Teresa's grave...

I would rather have the whole of the 119 Division 1A football teams systematically ass rape me and come in my face while I chew on beef jerky by Jack Links and have the Sasquatch put his hairy cock in my ear...

I would rather have AIDS and fuck everybody on the planet and announce it in the middle of "Malcolm in The Middle" while Ahmedios massages my anal cavity with his rubber ducky and I call it the HOT POCKET and it catches on in Northwestern Colleges and Universities as a new major...

I would rather go to a Psi Kappa Omega fraternity dinner with no clothes on with just a Ronald Reagan mask on while I yell "I HATE WHITEYS" and I have three large black men beat everyone in the head with Louisville Sluggers then after they are all dead I yell "I HATE NIGGERS" and they do it to me...

I would rather have two 10 inch dinner plates inserted into my ear lobes the night before my wedding then run down the aisle to my future wife and ask her what the fuck she is doing with another man's child strapped to her PUSSY LIPS then drink a Mr. Pibb and shake Enron's cock...

I would rather have my nuts put in a vice and have a tennis ball machine filled up with STATE TROOPERS fired at my ass like hot potatoes and then pour Sulfuric Acid all over my own scalp to cure my chronic Athlete's foot....

I would rather take 32 People out of the parking lot at Old Trafford and take them to the top of the empire state building and say "IF YOU THINK MAN U IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORD, THEN JUMP......" and I am the only one that jumps...

I would rather do all of that...than have WVU lose last night.

 

[Enron]

I would rather have Dan Rather beat up my mom and steal my favorite jar of Smucker's all while jerking off into my dog's mouth and have him yell "THIS IS THE NEWS" into the microphone that goes directly to Mother Teresa's grave...

I would rather have the whole of the 119 Division 1A football teams systematically ass rape me and come in my face while I chew on beef jerky by Jack Links and have the Sasquatch put his hairy cock in my ear...

I would rather have AIDS and fuck everybody on the planet and announce it in the middle of "Malcolm in The Middle" while Ahmedios massages my anal cavity with his rubber ducky and I call it the HOT POCKET and it catches on in Northwestern Colleges and Universities as a new major...

I would rather go to a Psi Kappa Omega fraternity dinner with no clothes on with just a Ronald Reagan mask on while I yell "I HATE WHITEYS" and I have three large black men beat everyone in the head with Louisville Sluggers then after they are all dead I yell "I HATE NIGGERS" and they do it to me...

I would rather have two 10 inch dinner plates inserted into my ear lobes the night before my wedding then run down the aisle to my future wife and ask her what the fuck she is doing with another man's child strapped to her PUSSY LIPS then drink a Mr. Pibb and shake Enron's cock...

I would rather have my nuts put in a vice and have a tennis ball machine filled up with STATE TROOPERS fired at my ass like hot potatoes and then pour Sulfuric Acid all over my own scalp to cure my chronic Athlete's foot....

I would rather take 32 People out of the parking lot at Old Trafford and take them to the top of the empire state building and say "IF YOU THINK MAN U IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORD, THEN JUMP......" and I am the only one that jumps...

I would rather do all of that...than have WVU lose last night.

Hopefully the team won't come out flat again.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Word.

 

[Enron]

My new iPod just came in the mail. Technology is crazy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Damn....I wish I had one a dem.

 

[Enron]

They are pretty sweet.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I have like 5 movies DL'ed that I could put on that shibby...I would watch it in class constantly.