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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
117,045
Guy's Little Detroit is a movie based on Syriana and filmed in Martinsburg, WV. The main character is a man named Guy who once worked on cars in Detroit who owns his own auto shop in Martinsburg. There are three main facets of the plot:

1) A bigger auto shop, Autoworks, is trying to buy out Guy's Little Detroit due to losing a deal with a local parking lot. However, the Martinsburg City Council is looking into the merger and not approving it.

2) Mistreated Mexicans who work for Autoworks are layed off because of the possible merger, so they get shipped back to Mexico because they are illegal. Then they start smuggling drugs over the borders.

3) The Mayor of Martinsburg's son is pressuring the council to approve the merger because the son is the boyfriend of the Autoworks owner. They are homosexuals. Moreover, the owner of Autoworks has a contact within a very successful Law Firm, owned by Michael Burke II. Burke's son, Michael Burke III (based on a true person on this forum), gave personal favors to the owner of Autoworks and will recieve money when the merger is approved. Members of the Burke Law firm are the leading lawyers of the merger.

Here are some memorable quotes from Guy's Little Detroit:

Martinsburg Mayor: What are they thinking, my son and these American lawyers?
Brian Steelman (Car advisor): What are they thinking? They're thinking that it's running out. It's running out... and 0.000000003 percent of the cars left are in Martinsburg. This is a fight to the death.

Danny Galton (Danny G): Some trust fund council, got off-message at Martinsburg Community College, thinks he's gonna run this up the flagpole, make a name for himself, maybe get elected some two-bit, representitive from nowhere, with the result that Hagerstown or Frederick can suddenly start having, at our expense, all the good car servicing we have here. No, I tell you. No, sir. Faggot charges! Faggots? Faggots are human intrusion in to human efficiencies in the form of being gay. That was Guy Smith, he won a goddamn automobile prize. We have laws against same sex-marriage just so we can benefit from it. Faggots are our protection. Faggots keep us safe and warm. Faggots, are why you and I are prancing around in here instead of fighting for some pussy out in the street. Faggots, are why we win.


Brian Steelman (Car advisor): But what do you need a car advisor for? Twenty years ago you had the highest car sales in Berkely County, now you're tied with Jefferson, so good work. You know what the automobile community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in Martinsburg out here in West Virginia chopping each other's mufflers off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years, so on behalf of my car I accept your offer.

Brian Steelman: What, Shepherdstown? It's great. It's like the Baghdad of mid-West.

Jimmy Dope (CEO of Autoworks): How did some lawyer... what's a lawyer anyway? How some goddamn lawyer tossed us out on our ass. Our main investments that will bear fruit for this company... hell, every company in the world wanted into West Virginia, into Martinsburg. But Guy's Little Detroit got it and then Autoworks wanted Guy's Little Detroit and then here we are! Hell, we have heard of the Martinsburg city merger violation approval laws, I've got it taped to the wall of my head!

Guy: Now Danny G here is a PROUD member of the Committee to Liberate Martinsburg. I am too.
Danny G: G Stands for nigger lover. I was on the other side of the Slurpee Deal.
Ben Karb (Jewish Lawyer): The other side?
Guy: 7-11 owner Xiogu Chen's best friend in the wide world.
Danny G: She's a beautiful place Martinsburg, Goddamn she's a beautiful place.




The movie begins with the Syriana backround music with the abused Mexicans waiting to ride the bus home. The movie ends with a car blowing up.




Guy's Little Detroit will be in theatres in the coming years. Be sure to check it out.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,456
Uhhh... I think it did.

Everybody from my best friend to all my relatives in Michigan love talking shit about Penn State, even my uncle who didn't even go to college yet he loves Michigan. It becomes fucking tiring when all these uneducated imbeciles keep talking shit about your school, even if they're merely teasing. I'm frankly sick of it.
You're such a wanker when it comes to Penn State. Lighten up FFS, Penn State does have a certain reputation but you don't need to defend your school every other day.

On another note, are there people here who have got some experience studying law? Next year I should be over and done with history and Italian, and I'm thinking about law..
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,280
You're such a wanker when it comes to Penn State. Lighten up FFS, Penn State does have a certain reputation but you don't need to defend your school every other day.

On another note, are there people here who have got some experience studying law? Next year I should be over and done with history and Italian, and I'm thinking about law..
My brother is in Law School. He studied Political Science in college and came in the top 97th percentile in his LSAT's. He got into University of Virginia (one of the top 3 law schools in the US supposedly) and is about to enter his last year. What do you need to know? I can ask him if you wish.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,456
My brother is in Law School. He studied Political Science in college and came in the top 97th percentile in his LSAT's. He got into University of Virginia (one of the top 3 law schools in the US supposedly) and is about to enter his last year. What do you need to know? I can ask him if you wish.
In general I don't really know what to expect. Both history and Italian aren't things that can't be taught ex cathedra, but I have a feeling that might be exactly what law school has to offer.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,164
Guy's Little Detroit is a movie based on Syriana and filmed in Martinsburg, WV. The main character is a man named Guy who once worked on cars in Detroit who owns his own auto shop in Martinsburg. There are three main facets of the plot:

1) A bigger auto shop, Autoworks, is trying to buy out Guy's Little Detroit due to losing a deal with a local parking lot. However, the Martinsburg City Council is looking into the merger and not approving it.

2) Mistreated Mexicans who work for Autoworks are layed off because of the possible merger, so they get shipped back to Mexico because they are illegal. Then they start smuggling drugs over the borders.

3) The Mayor of Martinsburg's son is pressuring the council to approve the merger because the son is the boyfriend of the Autoworks owner. They are homosexuals. Moreover, the owner of Autoworks has a contact within a very successful Law Firm, owned by Michael Burke II. Burke's son, Michael Burke III (based on a true person on this forum), gave personal favors to the owner of Autoworks and will recieve money when the merger is approved. Members of the Burke Law firm are the leading lawyers of the merger.

Here are some memorable quotes from Guy's Little Detroit:

Martinsburg Mayor: What are they thinking, my son and these American lawyers?
Brian Steelman (Car advisor): What are they thinking? They're thinking that it's running out. It's running out... and 0.000000003 percent of the cars left are in Martinsburg. This is a fight to the death.

Danny Galton (Danny G): Some trust fund council, got off-message at Martinsburg Community College, thinks he's gonna run this up the flagpole, make a name for himself, maybe get elected some two-bit, representitive from nowhere, with the result that Hagerstown or Frederick can suddenly start having, at our expense, all the good car servicing we have here. No, I tell you. No, sir. Faggot charges! Faggots? Faggots are human intrusion in to human efficiencies in the form of being gay. That was Guy Smith, he won a goddamn automobile prize. We have laws against same sex-marriage just so we can benefit from it. Faggots are our protection. Faggots keep us safe and warm. Faggots, are why you and I are prancing around in here instead of fighting for some pussy out in the street. Faggots, are why we win.


Brian Steelman (Car advisor): But what do you need a car advisor for? Twenty years ago you had the highest car sales in Berkely County, now you're tied with Jefferson, so good work. You know what the automobile community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in Martinsburg out here in West Virginia chopping each other's mufflers off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years, so on behalf of my car I accept your offer.

Brian Steelman: What, Shepherdstown? It's great. It's like the Baghdad of mid-West.

Jimmy Dope (CEO of Autoworks): How did some lawyer... what's a lawyer anyway? How some goddamn lawyer tossed us out on our ass. Our main investments that will bear fruit for this company... hell, every company in the world wanted into West Virginia, into Martinsburg. But Guy's Little Detroit got it and then Autoworks wanted Guy's Little Detroit and then here we are! Hell, we have heard of the Martinsburg city merger violation approval laws, I've got it taped to the wall of my head!

Guy: Now Danny G here is a PROUD member of the Committee to Liberate Martinsburg. I am too.
Danny G: G Stands for nigger lover. I was on the other side of the Slurpee Deal.
Ben Karb (Jewish Lawyer): The other side?
Guy: 7-11 owner Xiogu Chen's best friend in the wide world.
Danny G: She's a beautiful place Martinsburg, Goddamn she's a beautiful place.




The movie begins with the Syriana backround music with the abused Mexicans waiting to ride the bus home. The movie ends with a car blowing up.




Guy's Little Detroit will be in theatres in the coming years. Be sure to check it out.
:rofl2:

God I love you.

Penn State is #1 in harvesting corn from one's own stool sample and then re-serving it at Thanksgiving dinner.
:D
You're such a wanker when it comes to Penn State. Lighten up FFS, Penn State does have a certain reputation but you don't need to defend your school every other day.

On another note, are there people here who have got some experience studying law? Next year I should be over and done with history and Italian, and I'm thinking about law..
My dad is a lawyer, some of my close friends are lawyers, I have twin cousins that are both in law shool.....

What do you want to know?
My brother is in Law School. He studied Political Science in college and came in the top 97th percentile in his LSAT's. He got into University of Virginia (one of the top 3 law schools in the US supposedly) and is about to enter his last year. What do you need to know? I can ask him if you wish.
One of my ccousins goes to UVA, brohan....that's sick.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
117,045
You're such a wanker when it comes to Penn State. Lighten up FFS, Penn State does have a certain reputation but you don't need to defend your school every other day.
If I defended all the shit about my school from various people, I'd wouldn't even have time to be a wanker when it comes to more important things.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
@ Seven - here is all you need to know:

In Law School, you will take roughly 30 classes over 3 years (Constitutional Law, Criminal Law, Corportations, Taxations, Estaes, Real Property , Ethics, etc.) Your grade for each class is enitrely based on one exam - the Final. During the two month span leading up to the Final, 99% of your class mates will eschew personal hygene, unplug their televisions, and substitute bad coffee for food and sleep. My advice: Be in the 1% that continues to bathe, continues to sleep and eat, and even if you give up television, talk loudly about what you claim to have seen on South Park last night. It really freaks those assholes out. You get into their heads and you've got them whipped.

It does not matter that you score 4 out of 100 on the Final. If 4 is the top score, you've got yourself an "A".
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,988
@ Seven - here is all you need to know:

In Law School, you will take roughly 30 classes over 3 years (Constitutional Law, Criminal Law, Corportations, Taxations, Estaes, Real Property , Ethics, etc.) Your grade for each class is enitrely based on one exam - the Final. During the two month span leading up to the Final, 99% of your class mates will eschew personal hygene, unplug their televisions, and substitute bad coffee for food and sleep. My advice: Be in the 1% that continues to bathe, continues to sleep and eat, and even if you give up television, talk loudly about what you claim to have seen on South Park last night. It really freaks those assholes out. You get into their heads and you've got them whipped.

It does not matter that you score 4 out of 100 on the Final. If 4 is the top score, you've got yourself an "A".
Given that I spent 99% of my time in college on personal hygiene (if that includes soaping it), watching television, and eating and sleeping, I guess I would make a pretty bad lawyer. But I do know how to prepare for an exam. You should have seen my doctor almost leap out the window when he snapped on the latex glove, asked me to turn my head and cough, and I squeezed out six ping pong balls, two gerbils, and Lenin's right thumb.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Given that I spent 99% of my time in college on personal hygiene (if that includes soaping it), watching television, and eating and sleeping, I guess I would make a pretty bad lawyer. But I do know how to prepare for an exam. You should have seen my doctor almost leap out the window when he snapped on the latex glove, asked me to turn my head and cough, and I squeezed out six ping pong balls, two gerbils, and Lenin's right thumb.
Should have seen it - yes, but I stay out of Bangkok during the the shooting of the Ping Pong balls.
 

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