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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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ßömßäяdîëя;1407640 said:
I think he lives in a motel with a loud Puerto Rican who wants to go onto Jeopardy and he plays pick-up games of basketball with Wes Snipes during the day.
Oh I hate that Puerto Rican sterotype of a bitchy Alexi Lalas. I would suicide bomb her ass if I had more time.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Alexi Lalas is not the dumbest piece of shit in football. Sepp Blatter, that's a dumb piece of shit. Tommy Smyth, there's another idiotic piece of shit. But Alexi Lalas has broken new ground in recent years. "Shit" is too kind to him. Right now I'd say he rates somewhere between anal polyps and an aborted fetus.
Sepp Blatter might say stupid things, but he is not dumb. He is a criminal. He is a match-fixer extraordinaire. He is a racist, two-faced bastard. But, he is not dumb. Tommy Smyth is dumb . . . and drunk. Lalas is dumb and sober. Which is worse?
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
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ßömßäяdîëя;1407728 said:
Dog.....that is one of two people....

Its either the man who needs to hurry home early, hurry on home, Boom Boom Mancini fightin' Bobby Chacon.....

Either him or Chuck Wepner, or otherwise known as "The Bayonne Bleeder"....

:D
:D
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
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Even at the bottom of a secluded rock quarry 100 kilometers outside Madrid, David and Victoria Beckham, arguably the most famous couple in England—if not the soccer-playing world—remain in character.

It's a hot May afternoon, and Victoria, clad in a tight red tank top and short shorts, is berating a rather hapless-looking gentleman with a long list of items she needs for her imminent move to Los Angeles—now! Tabloid readers would instantly recognize her petulant expression. Then David appears, sporting only low-slung combat shorts, his Dolce & Gabbana briefs visible below his tanned, rippling, tattooed torso. Extracting a digital camera from his pocket, he begins snapping photos of his wife. "She's shy, isn't she?" he says mischievously.

"American Idols" has been edited for Style.com; the complete story appears in the August 2007 issue of W.

http://www.style.com/w/feat_story/071107 Click on the link to see the pictures, which are worth checking out.

My personal favorite:

Batman Beckham
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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Is he a San Fran resident, Greg?
Don't think so. I've seen no mention of it.

Sepp Blatter might say stupid things, but he is not dumb. He is a criminal. He is a match-fixer extraordinaire. He is a racist, two-faced bastard. But, he is not dumb. Tommy Smyth is dumb . . . and drunk. Lalas is dumb and sober. Which is worse?
Right comparison. Sepp has more capacity to do evil. It's as if Sepp Blatter were a drunken Darth Vader, whereas Lalas amounts to U.S. soccer's answer to Pauly Shore.

and here's an oldie, but a goodie...brings back many memories of 1989 (minus the big hair:p )
Damn. Richard Marx must have taken it up the poop chute at least four times a day by the time he made this video.

Say, looks like AC Milan won the Milan derby yet again today. Congrats to them. Inter looked so good on paper and in practice leading up to this match. And just like the last derby, in the final when it counted Inter completely fell apart.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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ßömßäяdîëя;1408416 said:
Was that the preseason coppa?
Yep, the preseason coppa: the Copa America. :p

ßömßäяdîëя;1408408 said:
God, I would fuck her sideways.....
That is a whole different interpretation of "Bend It Like Beckham" I hadn't considered.
 

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