Nick Against the World (51 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Unfortunately I didn't know about Illmatic until you implored me to look up some of Nas' earlier tracks. And after I did, I found out you were right. Nas is in my opinion the best rapper to ever live.

Illmatic is my favorite rap album ever.

 

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[Bjerknes]

Oh shut the fuck up. I had Nas in my Facebook profile before you did, you trash fucker. The first day I talk to that Jersey girl I'll tell her you laughed at that "trash gets picked up joke." We'll see your tone then.

I got a 9 mm
Ready to go off any minute
So you feel it
Because of the law I had to console it
If you fuck around you will make me revel it

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is not that good of a rhyme....and I told her that joke the first night i met her.....


FUCKFACE!

 

[Bjerknes]

That is not that good of a rhyme....and I told her that joke the first night i met her.....


FUCKFACE!

Unfortunately Jersey girls have been exposed to 104 toxic waste dumps that contain the likes of DDT in their swamp of filth. In 50 years your girl will resemble Jabba the Hut. Congratulations.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

At least I have a girl.

And Yoda is hotter.

 

[Bjerknes]

At least I have a girl.

And Yoda is hotter.

At least I'm going to graduate.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I GRADUATED ONCE!

 

[Bjerknes]

Perhaps. But that physics class at Goretti was surely a blast.

 

[The Pado]

Keep talking shit about New Jersey and Alessio Secco and I'm gonna fuck you up so bad yo ass won't know if you been hit by Chico the Chomper or Balky the Pickpocket.

 

[Bjerknes]

Keep talking shit about New Jersey and Alessio Secco and I'm gonna fuck you up so bad yo ass won't know if you been hit by Chico the Chomper or Balky the Pickpocket.

I most certainly will, sweetie. But I wouldn't mind living in the Jersey at all... anything close to NYC and I'm there.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Perhaps. But that physics class at Goretti was surely a blast.

That is word.

A blast like having a rocket in my anus making it go -9.8m/s^2 inside my butt.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I most certainly will, sweetie. But I wouldn't mind living in the Jersey at all... anything close to NYC and I'm there.

Andrew.....

You of all people need to leave the country.

 

[The Pado]

Andrew.....

You of all people need to leave the country.

Agreed. He should go to some Mexico City barrio wearing a pink Ralph Lauren Polo with the collar popped and pontificate about how there are more smelly Mexicans living in the US than Mexico . . . oh, and be certain to say "Illegals" as often as possible. :faq1:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Up to and including the popped collar, that is him on a tee.

 

[Bjerknes]

Andrew.....

You of all people need to leave the country.

Hopefully I will. I'd love to have a job in London or wherever weather derivatives are trading at a good rate. Fuck this country. Erik was right when he said I should come to Europe, and hopefully I'll have opportunities to do so. ABN AMRO is where I want to be.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You want to live in the national bank of the Netherlands?

:S

 

[Bjerknes]

Agreed. He should go to some Mexico City barrio wearing a pink Ralph Lauren Polo with the collar popped and pontificate about how there are more smelly Mexicans living in the US than Mexico . . . oh, and be certain to say "Illegals" as often as possible. :faq1:

If that happens, I'll be sure to rub in the illegal taunt as well.

Take your fucking enchiladas and send them back to Guadalajara.

 

[Bjerknes]

You want to live in the national bank of the Netherlands?

:S

Learn how to spell derivative before even discussing it. This talk is beyond you.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

DUDE!

UNAM for life....remember going to beerfest when I yelled PUMAS at that guy wearing a Chivas jersey?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Learn how to spell derivative before even discussing it. This talk is beyond you.

I understood what you meant you fucking blondie douche.