Nick Against the World (65 Viewers)

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,391
congrats snoops, damn am jealous i love golfs, dont know why i have an irational love for black golf GTI's but i do
When he asked me my opinion between the Golf and the BMW, I told him he was asking the wrong person because I have passion for Golfs.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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When he asked me my opinion between the Golf and the BMW, I told him he was asking the wrong person because I have passion for Golfs.
first off let me say that i dont believe in astrology at all but.............

are you a sagitarius by any chance?i used to go out with a girl that claimed sagitarians were 40% more likely to buy a golf than anyone else, stuck with me as that is my sign but generally dont listen to this
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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Don't know if he told you ywt or not, but tonight at the DC United match Andy got pickpocketed, it was so bad/not cool/funny all at the same time. He lost like 3 credit cards, his school ID and his DL.......I told him the thing he would miss he most though was that naked pic of Fabi.

:D

But for real, he got ganked.
That sucks big time. Sorry to hear that, Andy. I don't suppose bringing piss balloons to the next match will help?

it IS my car, do I have to prove it :D
Cheers and congrats, snoop. Just keep it away from Andy's back pocket.

first off let me say that i dont believe in astrology at all but.............

are you a sagitarius by any chance?i used to go out with a girl that claimed sagitarians were 40% more likely to buy a golf than anyone else, stuck with me as that is my sign but generally dont listen to this
I'm a Pisces. We all drive amphibious cars in secret highways at the bottom of the ocean. :agree:

The car is nicer than all the buildings in the background.
It's not a wonder that we have some people living in their cars.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,391
first off let me say that i dont believe in astrology at all but.............

are you a sagitarius by any chance?i used to go out with a girl that claimed sagitarians were 40% more likely to buy a golf than anyone else, stuck with me as that is my sign but generally dont listen to this
My sign is cancer.
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,065
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-AFP
 

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