Nick Against the World (75 Viewers)

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L'autista
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We use the same standard in our Shoe Fapping league. If you haven't popped the footwear of at least 25 different women by age 12, you have no future in Shoe Fapping. At which point you are either handed the blue sock or bought an inflatable playmate. In either case, you are out on your ass.
Well that certainly explains my latex fetish and flat ass...

ALL NICK, ALL THE TIME:

I have not touched a cigarette since Dec. 31, 2006. I was never one of those heavy pack a day smokers...never more than five a day actually....but still, it sick how addictive those fuckin things are and how they are allowed to be sold.
How do I feel 28 days later? Well, I really miss smoking...I don't really feel better because I'm always ready to sucker punch people for no reason and I'm as edgy and crazy as ever

FUCK THE MARLBORO MAN
I hear you, Nick. I feel the same way ever since I took a tour of central California and learned to make Magic Rocks out of rubbing alcohol, Coleman's fuel, hydrogen peroxide, and Sudafed... :sick:

Just a thought on the recent rumours: Why the hell would any club with Jose Mourinho as coach be thinking about a cock sucking Roberto Mancini who could not coach his way out of his own coffee can?
Because in Chelsea's long-term goal to become another Inter, they've succeeded at signing players for outrageous amounts of money. The problem is that Chelsea actually won league championships. Big mistake. Time to send Mourinho off packing his bags and bring on Mancini!
 

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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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Is there any Lebanese food restaurant in your town?
Unfortunately not up here in Middle of Nowhere College town, PA. However, I should probably hit up one the next time I'm in Washington DC or Detroit... I'm sure Dearborn, Michigan has tons of traditional Lebanese restaurants. :lick:

ME TOO!



Yea, right across from the local terrorism store.

:D
:lol2:

Yeah bro, why not. :D

What are some of your favorite dishes?
 

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L'autista
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I love Controcampo's sources of football insight (my favorite here)
If only I could get that shit on TV. I've seen all the articles (and photos, in particular) in mags like Calcio 2000.

I'm just desperate for a little of Alena Seredova's cleavage on Domenica Sportiva, which is getting harder to come across these days (one of the worst things about relegation). And here I've been reading how Berlusconi's network has been parading skin in their post-game shows like Burke with a ban wish and a loose pair of jeans.
 

Vinman

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Jul 16, 2002
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ALL NICK, ALL THE TIME:

I have not touched a cigarette since Dec. 31, 2006. I was never one of those heavy pack a day smokers...never more than five a day actually....but still, it sick how addictive those fuckin things are and how they are allowed to be sold.
How do I feel 28 days later? Well, I really miss smoking...I don't really feel better because I'm always ready to sucker punch people for no reason and I'm as edgy and crazy as ever

FUCK THE MARLBORO MAN
keep it up Nicola...it gets better !!!:agree:

you will see the biggest differences when you workout, and when you're playing soccer (you'll see just how much lung capacity you didnt even know you had)
 
Apr 12, 2004
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May I ask you please Rami, what special thing do you see in that post, a thing that I don't really see?

When I start to be serious, ßömßärdîër tells me that he is American and he is just having fun. Maybe I'm wrong or I have no sense of humour.
What are you even talking about, jewboy?

ALL NICK, ALL THE TIME:

I have not touched a cigarette since Dec. 31, 2006. I was never one of those heavy pack a day smokers...never more than five a day actually....but still, it sick how addictive those fuckin things are and how they are allowed to be sold.
How do I feel 28 days later? Well, I really miss smoking...I don't really feel better because I'm always ready to sucker punch people for no reason and I'm as edgy and crazy as ever

FUCK THE MARLBORO MAN
FUCK YOU TOO, what you goin' do?

Plus, I smoke KAMEL REDS, nigel.

Don't worry about him. Bombardier lost two of his brothers in the World Trade Center, and now he hates all Muslims. It's just something he has to work on, so don't take him too seriously. He hates you because he suspects you are Muslim. :disagree:
you son of a bitch, i told you not to mention Jimmy or Todd like that EVVERRRRR


-rep you dirty cock sucker
 
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L'autista
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I'm honestly not sure. It's not like I can get the show to find out. :(

Aimo Diana making a sperm bank donation in a Cinderella slipper?...or at least some silver sandals.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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A friend of mine who just came back from Italy played on an amateur team near Bologna for the past year while he was attending university there..

now, I've never seen you play Seven, but I have watched this guy, and he isnt bad at all.....but wasnt good enough for an amateur team there.

It scary just how good you have to be to do anything with football in the peninsula
Becoming a pro in Europa is nearly impossible and isn't what I'm aiming for either. I know someone of my former team managed to do so, but those cases are very rare. I only want to earn some money with it, which I obviously don't really deserve, but hey :D.
 

Slagathor

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Jul 25, 2001
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DAMN DAMN DAMN. I decide not to watch the show one time. I completely agree with them though. Platini has a complete lack of class and TBH I would be very surprised if it turns out he's not corrupt.
He definitely has an air of suspision around him yeah

About that, Platini has a salary cap plan to be introduced in Europe. What do ya guys think?
He doesn't have the power for anything of the sort. The only chance for UEFA to maintain a reasonable sense of credibility and influence is by staying calm and refraining from anything revolutionary. If Platini decides to push for a salary cap, the G14 are out and it's bye bye UEFA.

Unless the G14 will back UEFA up on this one, but I doubt that :D

I can't say with specifics, but there are several major sports in the U.S. where, for the sake of league parity and competitiveness, teams not only share TV revenues but there's also a salary cap for what the entire squad can shell out relative to other squads.

Lega Calcio debated the value of doing something like this, but there's so many cash exchages under the table in Italy it's kind of ridiculous. In the U.S., you sometimes find clubs where having a couple players with immense salaries requires them to do some financial sandbagging -- either by complementing them with cheaper players or, in the more confusing case to me, deferring salary like an amortized loan over future seasons.

Take the NFL's SF 49ers. They spent like drunken sailors to win their last Super Bowl over 10 years ago, signing top dollar players and playing some amortization games with salaries. While the 49er ownership changes have contributed as much as anything to their miserable play in the years that followed, another factor was the salary cap: they were still carrying salaries of expensive players from previous seasons years forward, forcing them to field a very cheap team to keep under cap for a while.
Well, considering owners of clubs have different amounts of money available to spend on their teams, you could have a situation where one club cannot compete against another because they cannot afford better players. This is sort of what happened with the New York Cosmos and NASL... there was usually just two teams competing for the prizes, and that didn't work for long. To ensure a long life, the MLS needed to make sure each team could compete so that they don't lose fans and backing of owners. Thus we have a salary cap. Or semi-salary cap nowadays, whatever the hell is going on.
Sounds like founding principles of socialism being implemented in sports. I do have one more question: salary caps, rather than promoting equal chances, constrain the potentially biggest clubs in order to maintain relative but fake equalities. If the big clubs in American football want to become internationally competing, they need rid of this system, wouldn't you agree? And yes that will inevitably lead to a bigger distance in quality between the top and bottom clubs (one word: Eredivisie) but it also means the competition as a whole, through evolution of the biggest clubs, will become stronger and internationally more competitive.

I know the MLS isn't a UEFA member and there's no Champions League to compete in, but surely there's something to be said for it?

ALL NICK, ALL THE TIME:

I have not touched a cigarette since Dec. 31, 2006. I was never one of those heavy pack a day smokers...never more than five a day actually....but still, it sick how addictive those fuckin things are and how they are allowed to be sold.
How do I feel 28 days later? Well, I really miss smoking...I don't really feel better because I'm always ready to sucker punch people for no reason and I'm as edgy and crazy as ever

FUCK THE MARLBORO MAN
So sucker punch people if you have to, but don't go back to smoking. In fact, people who are quitting smoking should have licenses to punch annoying individuals.
 

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