Nick Against the World (47 Viewers)

[Bozi]

Take 'em off. I'll shine them up for you

pado's best spit-shoe-shine coming up, man where do you get the energy? from unblocking claire's fudge with your pado-rod, fooking the shoe's of half of upper new jersey and still finding the time to compete in iron man competitions dressed as a finnish tranny in a unitard.

i wanna be like the pado when i grow up

 

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[The Pado]

pado's best spit-shoe-shine coming up, man where do you get the energy? from unblocking claire's fudge with your pado-rod, fooking the shoe's of half of upper new jersey and still finding the time to compete in iron man competitions dressed as a finnish tranny in a unitard.

i wanna be like the pado when i grow up

When your bags are so swollen with da juice, you have to A) find an outlet; and B) find a unitard that hold them.

"A" is easy. "B" is proving difficult.

 

[The Pado]

@ Jeeks - I read your PM. It is true that some people shit so much that no coffee can could contain them, so I would suggest a sheet rock bucket. If no bucket is available DO NOT attempt to shit in your bare hand.

 

[Bozi]

When your bags are so swollen with da juice, you have to A) find an outlet; and B) find a unitard that hold them.

"A" is easy. "B" is proving difficult.

when in doubt say that you are a performance artist, helped burke when he was caught making sweet love to atraffic cone last saturday night, just as well 5 minutes earlier and they would have caught aaron with suzie the roadkill squirrel...try explaining that one away
Aaron-"but officer i was only trying to revive it"
Officer"get in the car you commie bastard"
Aaron-" i aint a commie"
Officer-"so you admit to being head of shitsville al-queda operations then?"
Aaron-"no i am shitcville fighting irish"
Officer-"gonna have to full cavity search you with my truncheon then"
Burke-"it was me, it was me"

 

[Bozi]

@ Jeeks - I read your PM. It is true that some people shit so much that no coffee can could contain them, so I would suggest a sheet rock bucket. If no bucket is available DO NOT attempt to shit in your bare hand.

unless you have a dozen spectators to throw it at

 

[Vinman]

Armenia, I still remember the history lesson you gave me about my people few months ago

after you posted a ridiculously absurd poster of the USA and the world, I just wanted to give you a small reminder that WE were partly responsible for your freedom...

Oh man... definitely need a change of underwear. This is one of the funniest blog posts I've read in a while. (Sorry, Vinman)

Greg, give it up...I dont care what anyone thinks of Bush (I dont agree with everything he does either)

 

[Vinman]

The roots of communism lie absolutely no where near the soviet union...

Communism can be followed back through germany, Italy, france and england long before the russians or chinese... You can then predate them right back through the very heart of the christian church and even then you will still need to go all the way back to the writings of plato, some 2300 or so years before the soviets became communist in 1917, to have a real idea where communism's roots lie

Your vast intelligence is ruining your sense of humor..it was a joke !!

 

[JCK]

unless you have a dozen spectators to throw it at

Being related to Inter would make the experience even better.

 

[Bozi]

Being related to Inter would make the experience even better.

nah we already throw all our shit at inter, zlatan, vieira ring a bell?

 

[JCK]

And we got paid for that.

 

[Enron]

nah we already throw all our shit at inter, zlatan, vieira ring a bell?

That sale was like throwing a bag of shit on someone you don't like's porch, setting it on fire and running into the bushes where you laugh your ass off.

On another note I spent last evening sampling some fine Scottish and Danish beer. I drank my weight in McCellan's Scottish Ale, SkullSplitter, and Elephant.

 

[ThePLaya]

Do you feel horny when you do that !!

Huh

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I do, when drinking beer.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Respect to Vinny for the Avatar....

Ivan Drago: "I will break you."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fli's future job in the CCCP

Think that ended 15-16 years ago.....

Could be wrong, but I'm not sure.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

makaveli*

Two different things, broseph.

 

[ThePLaya]

I do, when drinking beer.

Good for you ,,,, drink more

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

4 40's.

160 oz. of liquid.

16 oz to a pound.

10 lbs of beer.

DOWN THE HATCH....

(If you have ever seen "Legend of Drunken Master")

 

[ThePLaya]

4 40's.

160 oz. of liquid.

16 oz to a pound.

10 lbs of beer.

DOWN THE HATCH....

(If you have ever seen "Legend of Drunken Master")

i have not seen but i have heard that when gays do that they stick the whole

bottels into their As* after that.. is that true ?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Not that I have heard.