Nick Against the World (29 Viewers)

[Bozi]

Injured. Blew my arm off trying to invent new midgrade explosive. In a roundabout way, I blame De Cock.


Also, a bit put off that we had no takers for the Willy Wonka quick quiz a few pages back, ya bastards.



Do human arms grow back? Crabs can do it, why not me?

true dat, when you are experimenting with explosives de cock has a strange habit of getting all excited and distracts you.

if you put up a chrissy m quiz i am sure that many more memebrs will have teh answers you are looking for

as for the arm...em....dont know how to break it to you.......

 

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[Slagathor]

Do human arms grow back? Crabs can do it, why not me?

I think mother nature saw our violence-eager mindset coming, she figured if she gave us self-healing capabilities there'd be no end to us bombing the shit out of each other

 

[The Pado]

For all of those who publicly wondered how long before the Madrid public turned on Capello for his defensive football, the answer came at the weekend: Exactly one match. Real were booed off the pitch following a 0-0 draw to open the Liga season.

Was anybody surprised? Seriously, the Spanish public have no use at all for the Italian style of play. Even if our calcio is far less defensive than in the old days, we are still too reliant on strong back lines that Spain is willing to accept. One needs only to read the media assessments from Spain following a Serie A vs. Liga encounter in the Champions League to see how they really feel. Capello might succeed in Madrid, but he will be hated by the supporters every step of the way.

 

[The Pado]

@ Bozi - If Olivier De Cock never had become a footballer, then Michael Burke would have never found his way to our football-based forum, and I would have never met Michael Burke, and I would have never agreed to visit the smelly basement in Shitsville, and I would have never thought of the idea of inventing some new explosives to put in Burke's new YouTube video, and I would still have my right arm.

Damn you, Olivier De Cock.

 

[The Pado]

I think mother nature saw our violence-eager mindset coming, she figured if she gave us self-healing capabilities there'd be no end to us bombing the shit out of each other

Nice avatar. Reminds me of my penos.

 

[Bozi]

@ Bozi - If Olivier De Cock never had become a footballer, then Michael Burke would have never found his way to our football-based forum, and I would have never met Michael Burke, and I would have never agreed to visit the smelly basement in Shitsville, and I would have never thought of the idea of inventing some new explosives to put in Burke's new YouTube video, and I would still have my right arm.

Damn you, Olivier De Cock.

explosives in burkes video? please tell me you were pretending to slip him de cock and instead in slipped in a nitro gliceryn enema to blow his asshole from shitsville to cincinatti? if so then i swear to +rep you from now till the day de cock lays down his arms and agrees to stop stuffin claires muffin(never)

 

[Byrone]

I think mother nature saw our violence-eager mindset coming, she figured if she gave us self-healing capabilities there'd be no end to us bombing the shit out of each other

JAH feels insulted.

 

[Byrone]

For all of those who publicly wondered how long before the Madrid public turned on Capello for his defensive football, the answer came at the weekend: Exactly one match. Real were booed off the pitch following a 0-0 draw to open the Liga season.

Was anybody surprised? Seriously, the Spanish public have no use at all for the Italian style of play. Even if our calcio is far less defensive than in the old days, we are still too reliant on strong back lines that Spain is willing to accept. One needs only to read the media assessments from Spain following a Serie A vs. Liga encounter in the Champions League to see how they really feel. Capello might succeed in Madrid, but he will be hated by the supporters every step of the way.

I think I should register on the real forum & be their little nostradamus & predict their boring displays & misreable cl exit due to long balls.

 

[Bozi]

I think I should register on the real forum & be their little nostradamus & predict their boring displays & misreable cl exit due to long balls.

also that they will win the title but their best players will be left on the bench while RVN will be chasing "passes" from the CB's all season and if he starts to score he will eb benched for acassano who will stand with his finger up his ass for 5 weeks before scoring agoal and earning praise from capello

 

[Byrone]

also that they will win the title but their best players will be left on the bench while RVN will be chasing "passes" from the CB's all season and if he starts to score he will eb benched for acassano who will stand with his finger up his ass for 5 weeks before scoring agoal and earning praise from capello

Yes but Raul has been a complete failure for the last excuse,DP had a serious injury to contend with.Whats Raul's excuse & I can see roberto carlos taking a whole lot more tea breaks during games.

 

[Azzurri7]

For all of those who publicly wondered how long before the Madrid public turned on Capello for his defensive football, the answer came at the weekend: Exactly one match. Real were booed off the pitch following a 0-0 draw to open the Liga season.

Was anybody surprised? Seriously, the Spanish public have no use at all for the Italian style of play. Even if our calcio is far less defensive than in the old days, we are still too reliant on strong back lines that Spain is willing to accept. One needs only to read the media assessments from Spain following a Serie A vs. Liga encounter in the Champions League to see how they really feel. Capello might succeed in Madrid, but he will be hated by the supporters every step of the way.

I doubt Capello winning any trophy this season, no doubt he has in his disposal, great quality player, but hey, these can do nothing with his fooked up defensive old fashion 4-4-2. I hope he want succeed just like we predicted.

For the madrid's 1st game, fans booin tells us everything.

 

[Bozi]

Yes but Raul has been a complete failure for the last excuse,DP had a serious injury to contend with.Whats Raul's excuse & I can see roberto carlos taking a whole lot more tea breaks during games.

nah what i meant was raul and ronaldo will probably play a lot and do next to nothing, anyone with flair will be left on the bench and the fans will go mental

as for raul, he was an overrated player for most of his time and now he is no longer the golden boy i predict a painful fall from grace

 

[Byrone]

nah what i meant was raul and ronaldo will probably play a lot and do next to nothing, anyone with flair will be left on the bench and the fans will go mental

as for raul, he was an overrated player for most of his time and now he is no longer the golden boy i predict a painful fall from grace

Im just suprised that Crap never made an attempt for Zlatan or maybe he admitted his fault?

Wait CapeLOL never admits to mistakes.:faq1:

 

[flieeeekke]

fans booing the team of the field has nothing to do with capello though, the team has been rubbish for two years now. they're just continuing the tradition.


too bad capello will win la liga and here will be wankers claiming he's still a good manager cause he excells at league competitions. :cd:

 

[Byrone]

Rab i have pics of ur girl.

 

[Azzurri7]

Fli, I'll be cutting my d..k If Capello will win La liga.

Byron, post them you bastard, or send em :goinghorneyandcrazy::

 

[flieeeekke]

Fli, I'll be cutting my d..k If Capello will win La liga.

well thats what he does. playes shite, boring football, but gets the result. i certainly cant see another 3-0 trashing by barcelona at bernabeu, not with capello in charge.

 

[Byrone]

well thats what he does. playes shite, boring football, but gets the result. i certainly cant see another 3-0 trashing by barcelona at bernabeu, not with capello in charge.

What a pity though.:depressed

 

[Lilith]

Yes but Raul has been a complete failure for the last excuse,DP had a serious injury to contend with.Whats Raul's excuse & I can see roberto carlos taking a whole lot more tea breaks during games.

Del Piero is inconsistent, injury or not. And yes, Real Madrid has been sucking big time for quite a while now.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Del Piero is inconsistent, injury or not. And yes, Real Madrid has been sucking big time for quite a while now.

have you even seen any games before the injury? were you even born before the del piero injury?