Nick Against the World (95 Viewers)

[Dragon]

I think I should find you a name. Something really cute.

Poodlebear?

No thats cheesy

 

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[Lilith]

No thats cheesy

Nope, that's revenge. You are familiar with what Mrs. Maldini really means right? And I have yet to meet a single guy who likes a cheesy nickname, especially one with poodle in it.

 

[3pac]

My fucking roomate is smoking weed with a bunch of people in his room now.

But Im not gonna "losel it up" and do that nonsense. I'm a straight alcohol man.

Call the police.

 

[pavelnedved]

Nope, that's revenge. You are familiar with what Mrs. Maldini really means right? And I have yet to meet a single guy who likes a cheesy nickname, especially one with poodle in it.

you can call me whatever you want, honey

 

[Bjerknes]

Call the police.

Call the police on my own roomate... the roomate who I bought alcohol for and five of his friends. That sounds like a fucking damn good idea.

Why don't I just run into a police station waving Burke's toy gun screaming I love cop blood in my mouth while I'm at it

 

[Bjerknes]

Shakira is a good reason to learn to speak Spanish.

 

[Bjerknes]

So what's kosher?

Another man's meat in your anus.

 

[Byrone]

And halva is deee-licious with an Arabic coffee. :coffee: :lick:

Hell, yeah...

Halva is great but ill go for the idiotic generalization & refuse the arabic coffee due to one of its terrorist ingredients.

I prefer sugar to anthrax any day of the week.

 

[Byrone]

So . . . how's that plastic asshole of yours working out?

Meh,im all flesh.

Judy on the other hand is the one thats scared of anything hot or sharp.

 

[Bozi]

First of all, there are copyright laws.

Second of all, you know damn well that true Arab cinema would more closely resemble my title than yours.
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aye i suppose you are right it would be more like
"the halal, the kosher and the dirty infidel western scum" hey hasnt that been done already?

Call the police on my own roomate... the roomate who I bought alcohol for and five of his friends. That sounds like a fucking damn good idea.

Why don't I just run into a police station waving Burke's toy gun screaming I love cop blood in my mouth while I'm at it

andy cover your asshole man, that slamming noise you just heard was vinman slamming his patrol car door shut with a 12 gauge in his hand, he said he is comin to get you

Meh,im all flesh.

Judy on the other hand is the one thats scared of anything hot or sharp.

just dont give her a love-bite she will fart and fly out the window

 

[Byrone]

Well Judy cant cook or clean but atleast she does'nt get "headaches" or suffers from pms.

 

[Byrone]

Get on msn Rob.

 

[Bozi]

Get on msn Rob.

cant mate am just getting ready to head off to the gym, will try and get on later

 

[Lilith]

Well Judy cant cook or clean but atleast she does'nt get "headaches" or suffers from pms.

LOL! Nice one!

 

[Enron]

cant mate am just getting ready to head off to the gym, will try and get on later

I can't remember the last time I was in a gym.

 

[Byrone]

I can't remember the last time I was in a gym.

The last time Zlatan scored a hattrick?

 

[Enron]

Thats very nearly possible.

 

[Byrone]

Thats very nearly possible.

I figured as much.

 

[Enron]

I run a lot though. Ocassionally I do a push up. Lifting pints is my favorite workout. int:

 

[Lilith]

I think I should start running again as well. I may not gain weight easily but the last thing I want is my arteries to start clogging up.