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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
ßömßärdîër said:
I've been known to drink 30 packs in one sitting by myself, tasty maldini.

Enron and I can demolish whole Anheiser Busch breweries, let me be the first to tell you that it is amazing to see a man drink so much so fast that he has a constant stream of urine.

Hahaha. Man, I so tried to +rep you for the "Tasty Maldini" nickname, but I have to spread the love.

Cauldronwench, I love your new nickname.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Soda Pop: " You know Ponyboy, there has to be more than this. A place where a man can feel like a king and be left alone to masturbate in peace. Undisturbed. A place where they bring the shoes to you and don't have to constantly be working to convince the hotties to hand them over."

Ponyboy: "I've heard of these places called 'Sperm Banks', Soda. Places where they give you privacy and all the whack mags a man could want. Then, I even heard they give you money for your load."


Soda Pop: "I'm not talking about whack mags, Pony. Haven't you been listening to a word I'm saying? I'm talking about shoes, Pony, shoes. I'm talking about miles of pumps, slides and slings . . . heels as high as 5" and as low as 3". What's wrong with you, boy? And that money? Oh, they can keep their money, 'cause the place I'm talking 'bout is heaven here on earth. You don't need money in heaven, Ponyboy."
 

Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
6,719
The Pado said:
Hahaha. Man, I so tried to +rep you for the "Tasty Maldini" nickname, but I have to spread the love.

Cauldronwench, I love your new nickname.
I bet you did. :p

Anyway my day:

My job, or rather one of my #$@#% subordinates is driving me up a wall. I am trying not to be the kind of bitch bosses I have in the past but she is so driving me towards it. :mad: I wonder if it's because we are the same age she hates the idea of me correcting her. :S
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
CauldronWench said:
I bet you did. :p

Anyway my day:

My job, or rather one of my #$@#% subordinates is driving me up a wall. I am trying not to be the kind of bitch bosses I have in the past but she is so driving me towards it. :mad: I wonder if it's because we are the same age she hates the idea of me correcting her. :S
Well, you had a bad day, tasty maldini?

Do you need to be orally consumed?

:D
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
CauldronWench said:
It's Risa and I am in my twenties. :D
Nice name,its original but im confused now. Is it Risa or "Tasty Maldini"?:p

Anyway when a woman says she's in her 20's they are usually bordering on the wrong side of 20,correct me if im wrong.
 

Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
6,719
Byrone said:
Nice name,its original but im confused now. Is it Risa or "Tasty Maldini"?:p

Anyway when a woman says she's in her 20's they are usually bordering on the wrong side of 20,correct me if im wrong.

OMG it's Risa definitely! It means laughter and it suits my personality I guess. :) And I never tell usually no matter what age I was. ;)
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
CauldronWench said:
OMG it's Risa definitely! And I never tell usually no matter what age I was. ;)
Ok:D By any chance is Risa a combination of Rice & Condoleesa???:p

So anyway whats a nice girl like urself doin on a forum with a bunch of losers,pervs,idiots & intellectual elitists btw?:D
 

Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
6,719
Some of my friends call me Rice actually. :D But that's online friends mostly. My real life friends call me Reece/Risa.

Oh and did I not tell you, I'm a perv/misfit too? ;) I'm just kidding. You guys make me laugh and that's all I ask for in my day hence the reason I keep coming back here day after day. Now wasn't that a sweet answer. :p
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
CauldronWench said:
Some of my friends call me Rice actually. :D But that's online friends mostly. My real life friends call me Reece/Risa.

Oh and did I not tell you, I'm a perv/misfit too? ;) I'm just kidding. You guys make me laugh and that's all I ask for in my day hence the reason I keep coming back here day after day. Now wasn't that a sweet answer. :p

Yes it was,one -rep on the way for that.:D Anyways im off cheers Risa.

@ Tahir we need to catch up bruv,its been a minute.
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
Byrone said:
@ Tahir is that the crazy ass girl thats been driving u mad?
Are you referring to the one that we shall not speak of, because of if the person you're speaking off is the one whom we shall not speak of, then no it's not her :D

edit:
@ Tahir we need to catch up bruv,its been a minute.
Yea man, definately. I'm at work right now, writing in between busy times, but amma be home in about 2 hrs if you're still up.
 

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