Cop: "Sir, I'm placing you under arrest for suspicion of Drunk Driving. Do you understand your rights?"
Mel: "The Jews did this to me. The Jews are responsible for every war since time began."
Cop: "Sir, we need to administer this portable breath test. it is your right to refuse the test, but refusal will automatically result in the suspension of your driver's license."
Mel: "Hitler was right."