Nick Against the World (47 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Because Vieira was a cheater.

I'm gonna fly to Rome and sit outside the Roman magistrate and tell Moggi to come back here and fix the club, you cheater. Fix the fucking club, you cheater.

 

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[Bjerknes]

Hey Pado, I have my pre-trial tomorrow morning for the underage drinking citation. I am going with my lawyer and supposedly meeting with the DA. I tried calling my lawyer yesterday and today, however, he is seemingly too busy to deal with such a trivial case. Do you have any idea of what I should expect, my man? I don't have a clue.

 

[The Pado]

All Juve all the time...the latest developments...

This morning Kasmir was called in as an expert witness in the art of match-fixing and the defense grilled him for hours on end about games including the Colts vs. the Jets from 1972 and how the ref once again caused his team to lose points. Shortly thereafter Michele Padovano was called in to testify about drug trafficking..Padovano denied all wrongdoing and claimed it an evil plot by Keyser Pado to take him down because he was ruining the good name of Padovano synonymous with Sheep and Shoes.
Next on the list was Don Bes for his involvement in the creation of the Don Bes IRA organization who fronted as a lazy lawn chair poster on a site known as Juventuz.com
Later this afternoon the likes of Fabiana, Jeeks, Azzuri7 and Chxta testified and prosectutors grilled them for hours on end demanding to know "what is the Nick against the World thread really about"...Chxta feeling the pressure broke down asking "WHERE AM I"
Later Juve fans were given a glimmer of hope when Greg Swag announced he would empty some pocket change and purchase a majority share of Juventuz.com

LOL! Wonderful!

This reminds me of one of your earlier tales, ala "Deliverance" when Bes grunted from his lawn chairs, and actually moved one of his balls. Can you repost that one, or was that in your blog?

 

[Bjerknes]

Religion

the root of all evil.

Now, what is this, Andries? Are you returning to your old ways of trying to stir the shit up within this thread? Correct me if I'm wrong, however you stated that you would refrain from posting on religious topics if we allowed you to post again. Watch yourself, Andries.

 

[The Pado]

Hey Pado, I have my pre-trial tomorrow morning for the underage drinking citation. I am going with my lawyer and supposedly meeting with the DA. I tried calling my lawyer yesterday and today, however, he is seemingly too busy to deal with such a trivial case. Do you have any idea of what I should expect, my man? I don't have a clue.

Absolutely, just give them the Berlusconi defense:

"I am the victim here. I was afraid to say anything before now because there are powerful forces at work and I felt threatened. I am tired of being the victim of injustice. Burke drinks twice as much as I do and he never gets arrested. The cops just want to mess with me with no probable cause, and I want the two Scudetti that Juventus stole from me."

 

[The Pado]

Now, what is this, Andries? Are you returning to your old ways of trying to stir the shit up within this thread? Correct me if I'm wrong, however you stated that you would refrain from posting on religious topics if we allowed you to post again. Watch yourself, Andries.

Quit shit disturbing. He was admonished and he stopped. Order another chicken panini, you fucking yuppy. int:

 

[Vinman]

This is absolute class, Vinni. One of the reasons why Paddy Agnew is my absolute hero.



Now take this and compare it to those idiot GOL TV commentator comments:



Well good fucking job you genius, who could have told you that.

I had to put up with that fucking bullshit while hearing the whispers of Paddy Agnew in the background which GOL TV tried to eliminate just to air their two idiots. To be honest, they really do nothing to alleviate the usual stereotypes regarding Americans and soccer.

I couldnt take those 2 jerkoffs on GolTV, so I switched over to the Canadian telecast with Paddy Agnew commentating

Paddy has a new book out called "Forza Italia: A Journey in Search of Italy and Its Football"

I just got it , I had to order it from Amazon.co.uk (of course you cant get it stateside !!)

check it out, Andy

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Absolutely, just give them the Berlusconi defense:

"I am the victim here. I was afraid to say anything before now because there are powerful forces at work and I felt threatened. I am tired of being the victim of injustice. Burke drinks twice as much as I do and he never gets arrested. The cops just want to mess with me with no probable cause, and I want the two Scudetti that Juventus stole from me."

So true.

 

[Dragon]

I'm gonna fly to Rome and sit outside the Roman magistrate and tell Moggi to come back here and fix the club, you cheater. Fix the fucking club, you cheater.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I like the twin avatars.

that is hilarious.

 

[Dragon]

I like the twin avatars.

that is hilarious.

I think its pretty cool. Wanna be twins with us too?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That would be triplets, and sorry, I am trying to quit.

 

[KB824]

This is absolute class, Vinni. One of the reasons why Paddy Agnew is my absolute hero.



Now take this and compare it to those idiot GOL TV commentator comments:



Well good fucking job you genius, who could have told you that.

I had to put up with that fucking bullshit while hearing the whispers of Paddy Agnew in the background which GOL TV tried to eliminate just to air their two idiots. To be honest, they really do nothing to alleviate the usual stereotypes regarding Americans and soccer.

Bro, seriously, you're WAY too sensitive about this. Who gives a shit about what other people think??

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why do you think he is too sensitive about it?

 

[Bjerknes]

Bro, seriously, you're WAY too sensitive about this. Who gives a shit about what other people think??

My apologies for hoping "American soccer" and their supporters become more than just a joke to Europeans one day.

The regular American posters within this thread know more about football than these idiots running the show on GOL TV. What is wrong with highlighting this weakness?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think it is a great part of our country myself.

 

[Dragon]

Sometimes it just sucks to listen to some soccer illiterate commentators that cant even pronounce players names right

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I know, it was a joke.

 

[Bjerknes]

Quit shit disturbing. He was admonished and he stopped. Order another chicken panini, you fucking yuppy. int:

I'm not shit disturbing. I am simply asking Seven why he decided to seemingly revert back to his old ways, which is against his own word.

Absolutely, just give them the Berlusconi defense:

"I am the victim here. I was afraid to say anything before now because there are powerful forces at work and I felt threatened. I am tired of being the victim of injustice. Burke drinks twice as much as I do and he never gets arrested. The cops just want to mess with me with no probable cause, and I want the two Scudetti that Juventus stole from me."

Thanks Pado, I'm sure that will work.

 

[Bjerknes]

I couldnt take those 2 jerkoffs on GolTV, so I switched over to the Canadian telecast with Paddy Agnew commentating

Paddy has a new book out called "Forza Italia: A Journey in Search of Italy and Its Football"

I just got it , I had to order it from Amazon.co.uk (of course you cant get it stateside !!)

check it out, Andy

That is a must read indeed, Vinni. I'm ordering that asap. Paddy Agnew is my hero.