1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal??
hambon
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
padovano, paul and jeeks. fuck, loads of people really.
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
no one. or half of the forum. but i dont want to be zlatan v.2
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your ‘phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
libero, paul or sergio. i think you can give several numbers and then choose when you know the question
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
i avoid half of the forums though not at all costs
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
vinni with anyone after juventus game. would be a blast
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
burke probably
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
"other than erik" should be part of the question. padovano. i believe the man appreciated men, women, shoes, sheep, coffee cans, dr.juve's children
anything really
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
someone voted nicole. great choice. also claire. though she doesnt give out, she takes
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
burke with his ak.
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
yours trully
12. Member who needs to get laid.
espectro, beauty of the day bunch
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
hambon is my choice. i cant believe someone with writing habits like that could have normal facial features
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
pado and sergio. both are loving family men, not shoe/venezuelan fuckers
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
anything that contains loads of !!!!!!!!!!!! in it
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
yes. yes
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
15 year older jude law. or thinner ronny barker
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
no one. i'd run away
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
burke, but he wont help so its a lose lose situation
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
padovano
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
anyone who pays for the drinks
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
swag obviously
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
king ale :eyebrows:
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
what paul said, this place would live no matter who left, it'd just lose quality
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
elitist, better-than-the-rest and proud
umpkin:
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
lilliana. my long lost love
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk:
sebi
Chimp Chump:
nick
Plain stupid:
too many
Boring:
burke
Pointless:
hambon
Get a life:
jeeks
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
seven
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
fli. fat drunkard with fucked up knees
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
denco, paul, ian
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
gino
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
dont know. why nicola?
28. Post of the Year:
Suggestions: Sergio’s post on the ‘decline of the Nick against the World thread’; Burke exposing his left testicle; Seven re-introducing himself as ‘Centrocampo’; Dr_Juve and the ‘chimp chump’ theory; Every third post from Padovano; Shadowfax introducing the term “Jog on..”;
what you think
please discuss
i think thats the funniest thing since the sayd when lacerace roamed free
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
the merry bunch all around the forums. so much rubbish is posted its scary. i should take notice and go close half of threads that are active. and nick, obviously.